All sorts of young, hot female ass, jumping rope.

...and I don't get it. Why do people like them? I thought that performance was awful, it was nothing but noise!

Now I've heard some of their tunes, but I thought "maybe they're a little different live" - but they're even worse. What a horrible band.

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One of the titles was

Faces of Death- Horse Cums on 2 Women

whoever just missed the Terry Tate promo before the pro-bowl, missed the greatest moment in television history.

Quote:ArchiRobot: new story

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ArchiRobot: balloon animals!

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ZippyAidsFace: where?
ZippyAidsFace returned at 5:53:38 PM.
ArchiRobot: in the story
ZippyAidsFace: oh
ZippyAidsFace: the condom one?
ArchiRobot: ya
ArchiRobot: i cant believe i said that
ZippyAidsFace: I havent read it yet, I need a protein shake first
ArchiRobot: i told the girl when i cam back,
ArchiRobot: she was like "you did not say that"
ArchiRobot: "i did"
ZippyAidsFace: You should print out a bunch of stories and bring them to the bowling shindig and sell them
ZippyAidsFace: I'd buy one
ArchiRobot: ill make a cool picture for the cover
ZippyAidsFace: I know you will
ZippyAidsFace: you are the photoshop king
ArchiRobot: maybe ill finish my book by then, and sell my book
ZippyAidsFace: fez who?
ZippyAidsFace: gooch what?
ZippyAidsFace: JIGGA WHO!!?!?!?!
ArchiRobot: IM THE CREATIVE KING, BABY!
ZippyAidsFace: YOU ARE!!!
ArchiRobot: ITS ALL LEFT SIDE OF THE BRAIN, BABY!
ZippyAidsFace: You and me should combine our talents and do a collection of stories that will put the literary world on its ear!
ZippyAidsFace: we'll make O. Henry look like a candy bar!!
ArchiRobot: we'll be like whats-his name, and his writer friend
ZippyAidsFace: yeah
ZippyAidsFace: them!!
ArchiRobot: thats us!
ZippyAidsFace: yes!
ZippyAidsFace: we'll be the george and ira gershwin on the literary world!!
ArchiRobot: chuck pahlnuik who?
ZippyAidsFace: william shakespeare what?
ArchiRobot: dante ?
ZippyAidsFace: psssh
ArchiRobot: milton who?
ZippyAidsFace: twain?
ZippyAidsFace: meh
ArchiRobot: king david who?
ZippyAidsFace: we will give validity to guttenberg inventing the printing press in the first place!!
ArchiRobot: exactly!
ZippyAidsFace: fuck issac newton!!
ZippyAidsFace: motherfuck him and the bible!!
ZippyAidsFace: we will be the greatest!
ZippyAidsFace: s
ArchiRobot: years from now, some new fangled civilization is going to be digging along the demolised city shores of bay ridge, and come upon this great tome, and they will treat it like the dead sea scrolls, and unlock the key to the universe
ZippyAidsFace: exactly!
ZippyAidsFace: they shall search out the rest of our work as if it were the holy grail and held the meaning to this condundrum called life!
ZippyAidsFace: conundrum!
ZippyAidsFace: MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!!
ZippyAidsFace: RESPECT!
ArchiRobot: conundrum?
ZippyAidsFace: yes
ZippyAidsFace: you don't know what it means?
ArchiRobot: i do
ZippyAidsFace: oh
ArchiRobot: like a problem, a puzzling problem,
ZippyAidsFace: yes
ZippyAidsFace: the conundrum thus far unanswered in this case life, we shall give the meaningless its meaning!!
ZippyAidsFace: people shall flock to us by the millions to seek out our company for a split second as if we were the pope. To be in our presence itself will be meaning enough for an eternity.
ZippyAidsFace: they shall say "I met "them""
ArchiRobot: THE jays
ZippyAidsFace: and stood within their presence
ArchiRobot: THE Gonzostyle
ZippyAidsFace: they shall fear to even speak our names for it is too powerful for their mortal tounges to express
ArchiRobot: and when i sing, their heads will explode
ZippyAidsFace: well anyones head would explode if you sang
ArchiRobot: but twice as much!
ZippyAidsFace: yes!!
ZippyAidsFace: we shall replace sliced bread as the greatest invention of all time
ZippyAidsFace: they shall say, it's the best thing since "them"
ArchiRobot: sweet!
ZippyAidsFace: we shall be the saviors of mankind, like bill & ted only cooler and smarter
ZippyAidsFace: with longer and more meaningful careers
ArchiRobot: can we have george carlin though?
ZippyAidsFace: he can hang with us
ArchiRobot: or should we take dave chapelle?
ZippyAidsFace: in the background
ZippyAidsFace: dave rides shotgun
ZippyAidsFace: carlin can be our gopher
ArchiRobot: IM RICH, BI-OTCH!
ZippyAidsFace: our dancing monkey
ArchiRobot: yo, for the creative arts forum, you should have the forum leaders as a special group
ArchiRobot: "Curator"
ZippyAidsFace: good idea
ArchiRobot: :-)
ZippyAidsFace: You and what's his name will be the curators
ArchiRobot: sweet!
ZippyAidsFace: what would a creative arts forum be without you
ZippyAidsFace: it would be nothing!
ArchiRobot: it would be mad libs!
ZippyAidsFace: very true
ArchiRobot: can I post this ?
ZippyAidsFace: sure
ZippyAidsFace: oh yeah.. MAD LIBS ARE GAY!

...is on Comedy Central right now.

You must watch him.

He's fucking great!

Ya' caught me... you caught The Tator...

my new arch-enemy! i do not care if like godzilla vs kong our battle destroys this board. he must be stopped at all costs!
he is a vile poison that threatens us all. his insidious and insipid posts are not meant to entertain and amuse us, they are meant to cause harm.
i will throw myself on the grenade for you all and destroy this dastardly fiend!!

Dude, I' so looking forward to seeing the Knicks back in the playoffs, and playing the Indiana Pacers in a best of seven series. I think Houston is the only player left from those great series of the late 90's on the Knicks. I'm so glad that Reggie is still playing, that's great.
There's like so much stuff that they can hype. Reggie vs Spike. Larry Bird vs Isiah Thomas. Marbury vs Artest, the battle of the home-town boys. Dikembe, in pursuit of getting back to the NBA Finals. Houston, trying to prove his worth and continue his slow and steady rise in becoming a better player.

If you do look at the stats for Houston over his career, his numbers have steadily increased, and this year he could average 20 or more points for the season, with Marbury giving up the mad assists.

With the Knicks, you have scoring threats. A team, and a franchise, that has always stressed defense, but they have scoring threats in Marbury, Van Horn, Houston, Thomas, and Anderson sometimes. On the bench, Penny is proving that you don't know what type of Penny you're getting when he steps on the court. SInce his move to the Knicks, it's like we traded away for a player that's a mish-mosh of his last 10 years in the league. At time, he looks like the player that was running down the court back when he and Shaq were Magic.

Isiah should be congratulated. And, at the first sign that he is about to start making stupid decisions, kick him the fuck out.

We should totally get Knicks playoff tickets for that series.

Remember a while back when I posted stallone was doing a film about the deaths of Tupac & Biggie? Well it's not a joke anymore, the film is in production.

Stallone will be playing Detective Russell Poole, who was an investigator on the case. Poole retired cause he felt the police werent interested in solving the murder of Tupac... or cause he wanted to make a ton of dough writing about it.

The Movie is called "Rampart Scandal".

Not Only is Stallone starring in it, he is directing it and writing it.

Plus Suge Knight is in the film and guess who he is playing..... in a reach he is playing Suge Knight.

On a lighter note, I don't usually care about cartoon flicks but this one caught my eye. I was lookin over the films DeNiro is making, he's got a ton on the way but this one caught my eye.

It's called "Shark Tale" and it's a film about the world of fish and the sharks are mobsters.

Quote:The sea underworld is shaken up when the son of the shark mob boss is found dead and a young fish named Oscar is found at the scene