We all know the bigggies. The Carol Thread, the thread where DIG and Galt took down OA.com, Gonzo and Sean's goodbye threads. Here are a few you might have missed. Share your favorites here. I think a best of poll might be appropriate once everyone posts the ones they felt were most memorable or had the most impact or just made them laugh the hardest.....


Galt vs. DIG

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My Final Banning On OA.com

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Kid A Being Reinstated After Being Banned

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What Bothers You About OA.com

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The lady died, and we had a company meeting. CEO on the mic in front of everyone. I had the urge (not just the thought, but the actual urge) to laugh or say something horrible. Not that I think he death was funny at all, but just because I would love to see the reaction.

It's like the urge I have sometimes to pick up a baby by their legs when their parents are around and smash its head against a table. I love kids. I know it's mean. I just want to see what happens.

This always happens. I have a business meeting with someone who I meet for the first time, and I want to insult their race, or sex, or some other physical trait. It's not like I ever do it. Even if I get really drunk, I still don't lose those inibitions, thankfully.

I could go on for pages and pages about all the different insanely offensive and mean urges I have in real life that I just really really really want to do.

Thank God, I can say them on a messageboard.

Quote:Second baseman Roberto Alomar has agreed to a deal with the Arizona Diamondbacks, ESPN.com reported. Details of the contract have not been disclosed. Alomar, 35, is a 12-time All-Star and 10-time Gold Glove winner. He played 73 games for the Mets and 67 for the White Sox in 2003. Overall, Alomar hit .258 with five homers, 39 RBI, and 12 steals.

i saw the clip on espn about him complaining about the sports talk people in philly. dig, are you a regular caller on these?

19,000 posts, I announce that at 20,000 I shall retire and never return again.

The lady who sits next to me at work, really hates me. We didn't get off to a good start, that's putting it lightly but I won't bore you with the details of our tiffs.

Anyway to add fuel to the fire, she got even more pissed when I ended up with the nice desk near the window and she got the desk right by the bathroom. Literally she sits 2 feet away from the bathroom door. So anyway she is a nasty cunt, I notice her all the time doin nasty shit like picking her nose and eating the boogers or picking her ass but thankfully she doesn't nibble on those finger snacks. I even caught her scratching her pussy with a pencil last week. Either she doesn't notice me noticing all this or she is a nasty slob and doesn't care.

So to proceed, January is pretty much slow at work, so we spend more time at the office than out on the road, especially the first two weeks. I didn't have much to do today, so I came in at 1PM to go over some stuff with my manager who is teaching me the nooks and crannies of the business. She gave me some paper work to fill out and try my hand at and some stuff to read.

I'm sitting at my desk and this twat shows up and is in her usual charming mood. I notice she is sweating up a storm, yet it's not hot, it was actually pretty chilly, I had the window open cause I enjoy the fresh air. She's all antsy on her chair, then I hear her stomach gurgling, the office was empty except for her, me, the manager another agent and secratary. No one looked noticed or was just being polite.

All of a sudden she darts all of 2 feet for the bathroom and turns on the faucet full blast, I could still barely make out the farts. She had one that I swear was atleast 15 seconds long, the pitch went up and down but it was continious. She was in there a good 15 minutes and she comes out with a little shopping bag or something, that was all balled up and tied shut, I figured she shit her drawers.

She then leaves to go home, ofcourse as she leaves she has to walk past my side and rub her nasty, runny ass against my desk and leave some of that decaying waft for me. She made up some excuse that she has "visitors", she sure does and the party is up her ass.

That twat left the door open full swing and left me with the horrible stench, I had to leave as well but made sure to let everyone know that the smell wasn't me.

I hope they believed me.

The crocodile hunter

If the kid got the siegfried and roy treatment, it would have been amazing.

i think it's pretty self explanatory. pick the poster you miss the most. if you think there's anyone missing you can post it i suppose...

Pete Rose admits that he bet on baseball, 14 years it's about time. So does he get into the Hall Of Fame now? And do you think he finally broke to down to get into the Hall or to promote the book? Maybe a little of both.

Fox to make another season of Family Guy because DVD sales have been so good.