but i just flushed a ginormous spider down the toilet in my office & i'm afraid it's gonna come back to get me. :26:

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...when you work next door to a porno store. Someone shamelessly discarded the packaging from a huge black dildo in the gutter. What disturbs me the most, despite the fact it's the packaging from a huge black dildo, is that whoever bought it couldn't have been a woman. I've never seen any women walk into that place nor would I think that in their lust for this pseudo-cock they'd tear into the packaging on their way out the door of the porno place.



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Quote:Dear Miss Rheingold 2004 Applicants,

On behalf of everyone at The Rheingold Brewing Company, I would like to thank you for submitting an application for the 2004 Miss Rheingold Election.

We received several hundred applications and had to make some extremely difficult decisions on who would go on to be our final 24 candidates. I am sorry that you were not selected at this time. It truly was an impossible task.

Our entire team cannot thank you enough for your support. We appreciate your business and dedication to the Rheingold brand.

We hope you will still join us at the event on September 23rd. Please come to watch and cheer for your fellow bartenders.

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Movie hunk Johnny Depp has signed to star in a follow-up to hit film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Depp will join Fear and Loathing co-star Benicio Del Toro, Josh Hartnett and Nick Nolte in The Rum Diary - based on another of cult writer Hunter S. Thompson's hit novels. The film, which will reunite Johnny and Benicio on screen for the first time since the 1997 comedy, will also be directed by Puerto Rican-born Del Toro. Depp currently has two box office hits in release, Pirates of the Caribbean and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

noones beating it though...

when i sneeze, magic comes out of them

I fixed the board.

Yay for me. :banana:

Last Week: 7-9 awful
Overall: 19-13

Week 3
Bucs Vs. Falcons: Bucs
Steelers Vs. Bengals: Steelers
Jets Vs. Pats: Pats
Chiefs Vs. Texans: Chiefs
Jax Vs. Colts: Colts
Titans Vs. Saints: Titans
Vikings Vs. Lions: Vikings
Giants Vs. Skins: Giants
Rams Vs. Seahawks: Rams
Packers Vs. Cards: Packers
49ers Vs. Browns: 49ers
Ravens Vs. Chargers: Chargers
Bills Vs. Phins: Bills
Oakland Vs. Denver: Oakland



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And why does he have his sigs hosted on CDIH?