It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Whether you want to bash the show or not.
You have to give them credit.

Their season finale was more interesting and creative than
Sienfeld's.



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I jerk off on Sleeper's bed while he's jerking it over the toilet!

I jerk off in a toilet!

that really should happen soon

They both are fruits.


Pippen is a fag!

Quote:FORMER EX-LOVER OF NBA SUPERSTAR SCOTTIE PIPPEN SPEAKS OUT

With so much in the news about Kobe Bryant and his sexual assault case, the
news media will soon have another story to cover. Brent Worthington, who is
now an Atlanta resident claims to be a former ex-lover of Chicago Bulls NBA
Basketball super star Scottie Pippen. After 20 years he is now speaking out
about an on again, off again relationship the two shared together while
attending Central Arkansas University back in the 80's.

Brent who now lives in the Midtown-Piedmont Park area of Atlanta is a
co-owner/hairstylist of a popular trendy Buckhead Hair Salon. He is speaking
out about the 2 year relationship and sharing video clips of the days the
two shared a personal and intimate relationship together while the two were
just young students at Central Arkansas University located in Conway,
Arkansas.

Tiffany Long, (AG) reporter sat down and interviewed Brent at his high rise
Midtown condo. When and how did you two meet? "We met back at CAU in a
Biology class. He was only 19 years old at the time and I was 18. Scottie
was a struggling basketball player who had little money and basically no
financial support from his family. Before Scottie ever became famous, he was
a struggling student at CAU. He was on a basketball scholarship, but he and
his family had very little money. My father was an Investment banker and my
mother a local socialite back in Little Rock, Arkansas. My parents were very
close friends with Hillary and Bill Clinton who at the time was Governor of
Arkansas."

"Why are you now coming out with this story after 20 or so years?," asked
Tiffany. "Well, Scottie and me stayed in contact throughout the years. I
basically took care of Scottie when we were in college.
I put clothes on his back, brought him shoes to play basketball, feed him,
payed his rent for an apartment off campus, give him money for a car and
even asked my parents for money to help a friend pay tuition. They never
knew it was for Scottie. I told them that It was for my roommate.

After my father went to jail for his involvement in the White Water Scandal
in Arkansas, my mother and I were basically penniless. Scottie who at the
time was on the verge of becoming a raising basketball star and was making
some money. I called Scottie one day and told him that I was relocating to
Atlanta and asked if he would loan me $500 to pay my mothers rent before I
left and also asked for a small loan for a down payment on a new salon that
I was trying to open up here in Atlanta.

I told Scottie that I was not asking for a hand out, just for some help. I
told him once I got my business off the ground and increased my clientele
that I would pay him back every single dime with interest. Scottie screamed
at me over the telephone and told me that if he every saw me again that he
would kill me. He later ended our conversation by hanging the phone up in my
face.

I was really hurt about the situation because I truly sincerely loved this
man. If it wasn't for me and my family, Scottie may not have been the person
that we all know of today. After my father went to the federal pen, my
mother had to file for bankruptcy and we lost everything. She had to live in
a $500 a month roach infested apartment and worked at a retail store behind
a makeup counter in Little Rock.

I contemplated committing suicide, but I had to stay strong for my mother
and little brother. While at Central Arkansas University upon Scottie's
request, we would have fun by making home videos at my apartment. These home
video were X-Rated and steamy in nature, 16 in all. Scottie gave names to
each and everyone of the videos and wrote the title with a black magic
marker on the tapes. He called one of them, "My White Slave." Scottie loved
to role play and make home movies of the two of us. He would later love to
watch them while we were engaging in intercourse.

On one occasion, I contracted an STD from Scottie. I was involved with him
for two years and never slept around. I was truly committed to this man and
cared for him a great deal. There was nothing I would not do for Scottie.
He accused me of infidelity and he beat me black and blue. I did not report
the incident to the authorities because I loved him and did not want the
public to know about the secret life of the raising Central Arkansas
University basketball star.

On another occasion, a very close friend of mine who travel with CAU's
basketball team and kept their basketball stats. told me that he too was
involved with Scottie. He said that while on road trips, he and Scottie
would sneak out and be together on the team bus. This deeply hurt me more
and when I confronted Scottie, he slapped me and told me to mind my
business. I still continued on with our relationship because I knew that
Scottie had a lot of pressure on him with his basketball and his finances.
Our two year relationship later ended after he found his self interested in
women.

After much thought and consideration and over 20 years of hurt,
disappointment and betrayal, I have decided to come public with the story
and my relationship with the NBA star and write a book. It is properly
entitled, "My Years With A Rising NBA Star." It is about my personal
encounter with Scottie and our 2 year relationship. Brent is presently
trying to get a book deal so that his story can be told.
He also has the 16 volume home videos collection of the two when young
Scottie was a struggling college basketball star in a "SAFE PLACE."

In a recent article in Baseball America, Roger Clemens stated he would like to pitch in the 2004 summer olympics. What kind of international incident could he cause by headhunting the french team, or throwing a bat at the cubans? This one thing could actually get me to watch the olympics now.

The first one was comedy gold with that couple having anal on the program director's desk. I wonder how far they are going to go with the next one? No matter, I'm sure they can get out of any trouble they get into

So today was pretty interesting for me...

First, there was some pretty bad flooding in the Las Vegas valley today about a 1 1/2 miles from my apartment. Luckily, I got home just before it started raining and the flood waters flow towards the east away from where I am.

Then as I'm watching the news about the flood I get a phone call from a friend back in NJ. It seems one of our friends partied a little too hard for a little too long. He was out last night drinking and drugging and his mother found him dead in his bed today.

So, it has me thinking...

Why am I so lucky that my apartment didn't get flooded?

Why am I so lucky that I haven't died from partying?

Why did my mom survive 9/11 without a scratch when she was across the street?

I often say that I don't have the kind of luck that you need to get put in these situations. I don't win when I gamble. I'll never win the lottery. And, I won't die in some major catastrophy(sp?).

I'm afraid (or happy) that I will lead a relatively uneventful life and die an uneventful death.

What type of person are you? Do you always win? Do you get caught in natural disasters? Do you have stories of barely making it out of a situation?

For me, I'm always the guy that left 20 minutes before something good or bad happened.

Associated Press

New York, NY-August 18, 2003

According to highly reliable sources, evidence has surfaced that Cold Day in Hell moderator candidate The Sleeper is not as negative and cynical as previously thought.

In fact, sources have obtained evidence that Mr. Sleeper is actually a fun-lovin, ray of sunshine who looks at each new day as an unwrapped present waiting to be opened. Such startling evidence that he is all rainbows and lolipops could derail his current campaign, which seems to have found the success that previous campaigns have utterly lacked.

One source cites eyewitness testimony that Mr. Sleeper took a bottle of Glaceau Vitamin Water out of his refrigerator during a small gathering at his apartment, and commented aloud "Hmm, there's still a lil bit left." This statement shocked onlookers, expecting him to state "God dammit, I'm almost out!" Instead, they were treated to a version of Mr. Sleeper that was previously thought to have not existed, one who is a "glass is half full" type of guy.

"I can't believe it. It's not possible." said one alleged Sleeper fan who chose to remain nameless when interviewed about the recent turn of events. "That someone so full of scorn and bitterness regarding the world around him could actually find hope in the world... I mean, if its true, then it's obvious that he has been playing us for utter fools for the past few years."



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