I just caught the rerun of the series premiere "Family Business" on showtime. It's the new reality TV show that chronicles the life of the creator of the porno series 'Buttman'. Not to be confused with our own Buttmunch, there are no salad tossings or spaceships involved.

It's about buttman, his mom and uncle who are all in the business with him. The guy can't find a girl, which is kinda ironic. He has fucked so many women on film yet can't find a steady g/f. The guy is loaded money wise but can't get women to look past the fact that he directs and stars in pornos.

I can't say if it's good or bad yet, it was just the first show. It's kinda interesting but gotta see how it holds up over a few more shows. I'll definetly check out the next couple episodes and see what's up.

Everyone I think has that one annoying friend, you've known them for what seems like an eternity. They annoy the fuck out of you yet you still hang with them. Their habits annoy the fuck out of you, yet you still keep them around cause you are just used to them I guess, like Arpi.

I have a friend who I have known since 1st grade. This kid is a bore and then some. He'll always whine he wants to go hang out, then at 11 he's sitting around arms crossed and asleep in the corner. The 25 year old virgin who is frightened of his own shadow. I've tried hooking him up with girls yet he always gets shy, yet talks a good game.

A bunch of us were at a local bar here about 3 weeks ago. He was eyeing some waitress all night. So I said if I get her over here and engage her in coversation will he make a move and he's talking shit how he is a pimp, blah blah.

So I spend a good 2 hours talking to her. She's giving hints all night, she's sitting with us having drinks, I gotta tell him to buy her a drink cause he can't figure that one out. She's talking about sex and how she is single and she's all set up for him. I'm hinting that he likes her and she's open to it from what I can tell. Closing time comes and I call her over and tell him to ask her for her #. His big line is, "ok see you next time". This guy would get a better response with a "skullcrush".

Have you seen the pictures of this guy? He looks like Ron Jeremy after a gangbang.

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Supposedly, he was one of the key planners of the 9/11 attack and has knowledge of where Bin laden is hiding. They calling him Al Qaeda's operations cheif and that his capture will lead to reveal answers to many key questions. He has been linked to almost every major al Qaeda attack over the past decade.

The U.S. goverment has not transported him to America because here he would be afforded rights he would otherwise not be privledged to have where they are interrogating him. Still, the US denys they are torturing him, but are using "Appropriate Pressure' to coax him to talk.

Does anyone really believe they're not going to torture him? I mean I could care less but its so transparent to think they won't use any means neccessary to squeeze every ounce of Al Qaeda's secrets out of him.

You also have to assume that Al Qaeda has a contingency plan for any one of their associates being captured. They've planned all along for it.

needed this thread to complete my "last poster in every forum" thingee

..is logged on. its when i am here by myself that this place is its funniest and wittiest. :banana:

why the Hell is this place so dead lately :twak:
we need another invasion of sorts

just got one . very cool!
powermate button

show me your wound

he(as in moron) just might scan his x-rays and send them in


i know if i ever had ones as neat as his....i would



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god this band is so great

and really edgy too. I can't wait to hear what i say next.