Tom Leykis?

Does everyone not like him?

So I got a new less shitty computer, how do I move all my shit over to the other computer?

Considering it is on every local channel and many cable stations tomorrow night, you cannot not watch it. The main points obviously will be Iraq, terrorism, and the economy. With his ratings sliding, and the people not even protesting the war but protesting Bush, he needs to hit a home run tomorrow night. He also cannot focus on Iraq as the economy is the major reason his ratings are falling.

I think this speech is even more important than last year's when he comforted the country after 9/11. Even the liberal biased media will be covering this speech unlike his last one where the networks showed King of Queens and fear factor.

With the inspection team giving it's report in today, the speech is important for every American on where we are going in the next feww weeks and months in regards to war. I read an editorail in one of today's papers and saying he should expand his axis of evil to include Libya and Saudi Arabia among others.

Whether you hate Bush or not and if you are an AMerican, I think it is necessary to listen to his speech because it might be the most important one you ever heard.


On a side note who the fuck does that cunt Hillary Clinton think she is saying Bush has done nothing to fight terrorism and we are just as bad as we were Sept 10th, 2001. Thank her and her husband for no retaliation on the original WTC bombing, the U.S.S Cole and all the other terrorism that went on that Clinton did not do one goddamn thing about. She should be the last one to talk.

in dictator.

who are you? you are creepy.

and none of this internet crap either, like a real fight.

pronto.

Jesus Ranch
(Tenacious D!)

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom and I fly.
And I fly, fly.

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch.
Jesus.
I fell in love with a big potato.
That's when I started the dance, yeah, in France.

I'm takin a walk in the woods, fuck yeah.
It's nice, very very nice.
Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

I come upon a silver, striped mushroom, and I fly.
And I fly, fly.
Fly, to the point I'm gone.

Hi. How's it goin? It's Monday again.

We got about 8-10 inches of snow over the weekend here again. Had to spend 45 minutes cleaning off my car and shoveling the snow the plow threw underneath and around it.

I need help with a genuine nut case.

My neighbor is crazy. I mean, she often discusses the time that space aliens abducted her. No shit, really nuts.

Well, my problem is her obsessive compulsive disorder. Never mind that she sweeps 24 hours a day, or that she rearranges my garbage and recyclables, but she did something recently that has put me over the edge.

It started with a Christmas tree. Not mine, mind you, but some random fucking tree. It appeared next to where I park my car behind the house. I moved it to the opposite side of the parking lot, where the fucking garbage cans are kept, and it got up and walked back to the side of my car. I kept moving it back to the designated garbage area and every time I looked out of the window, it was back beside my car. So, last Monday, I moved it to the front of the house for collection, even though it isn’t my tree. I went inside, and ten minutes later when I came out, it was turned the opposite way. I turned it back so it didn’t block the driveway. She moved it back. Later that night, around 1 a.m. she got into a fight with my next door neighbor, because she put it in front of his house. So, anywho, the next day, the tree is collected. End of story? I think not.

I change my own oil. I have a container to collect the oil that I choose not to store in the house. I thought it made sense to keep it by the garbage and recyclables. The crazy lady thinks not. She began putting it where I park. I would have to get out of my car, move the can, and then park. But, then she’s just put it behind my car when I’m not looking. I began to move the can all over the property, just to piss her off. But, it would always come back to be behind my car. She also put a half full coolant container behind my chick’s car. Finally, on Saturday, I went to Home Depot and bought 3 feet of 1/4" chain and a lock. I loosely locked the fucking oil container to the fence. She moved it within 15 minutes to the extreme range of the chain. Big deal she moved it a foot. So, seeing that I’m getting a bit perplexed at this situation, I locked the coolant can and the oil can as tightly as I could to the fence. Aha, I thought, now you can’t move it at all. Na na na. This morning, I found the coolant container behind Jen’s car again. It had been cut through with a hack saw.

Keep in mind that this lady is nuts. I often see her walking the streets, randomly going through complete strangers’ garbage cans. She sweeps the sidewalk 24 hour hours a day. My front lawn, is completely dirt, because she has swept the grass away. She often complains of being shot by alien laser beams. I could go on and on, but you probably aren’t even reading this far.

Now, being as you are all sick fucks, skilled in the art of revenge, what should I do? How do you REALLY fuck with a person with OCD? Mind you, this property is NOT her property.