.....I was reading the YMB archive, and I was pretty lame. How did I reach this pinnacle of greatness I reside in now, starting from such a lowly position? Although, in comparison to the crowd, I looked like Hemmingway writing those posts. Thoughts?

...that's where this would go, but you gotta watch this right here though. Bloody brilliant: http://www.break.com/index/pro_wrestler_...orter.html

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lance bass and joey fatone are doing a sitcome based on the odd couple, how gay.

Absolutely fucking fascinating! I found a show this morning at like 5-5:30am as I was flipping through the channels and I see this gook bitch doing yoga and talking over it all soft, mellow, and in her broken engrish. Then she does this one move that was just too much, can't be expressed in words but I'll try. She kneels down, puts her hands on her thighs initially, then she extends her hands down and in front of her, rolls her eyes up and toward in the back of her head, sticks out her tongue and then growls for about a minute straight. She calls it the Lion or the "Rion". I was freakin speechless and i'm just remembering it now. I thought I was halucinating or dreaming it until I found this bookmark:

http://www.wailana.com/

I can't wait to catch this show again sometime. Amazing.

From Radio Uncensored...

Ben Sparks, producer for Opie and Anthony's radio show, was suspended after the incident where a Stern fan interrupted the walk over to XM studios. Alledgedly, Ben, not the fan, initiated the contact and attacked him first, prompting the suspention. There is speculation that he has now been fired. It is unconfirmed however his name is off oa.com and its off the 92.3 Free FM page

Today's show was a best of, nobody has spoken pubically about it yet.

Nobody ever spoke of his suspension on the show. It was never indicated that Ben initiated the contact on the show and in the clip you can hear them grab the fan and berate him for attacking Ben.

Here are clips of Opie and Anthony security person "Master Po" tangling with the Stern fan who Ben "allegedly" attacked.

Isn't this a fine morning, fucker? I hope you have a great day, fucker!

I think we made the big time. This site is listed in the profile of our newest member. Either a spammer or one of gonzo's commie buddies.

http://dating.ru/

the best lunch meat.

Just to see where he goes

This is a short list of celebrities not named Michael Jackson that I think are just fucking weird. Some of them are people I have memories of throughout my whole life but it seems like they are from another planet or something, like there's some kind of hidden conspiracy that is being kept from me and these "people" hold the key:

Dolly Parton
Little Richard
Kevin Bacon
Richard Simmons
David Lee Roth
Robert Goulet
Dick Clark