say hello to the new guys:
spit
maynerd
snuka
ikea
the secret place tard twins
ikea
sluggo
please give them time to adjust. i will be taking them under my wing and showing them the ropes. say hello!

Just for Sean,
I saw this and thought it was a great way for him to incorporate his two favorite activities.

I was at Borders last night and I found this on DVD in their bargain bin for $8. It's about an hour long, slow-moving, and the audio is shoddy, but it's absolutely hysterical. Young Jimmy goes from being a clean-cut, studious young chap to a raving, homicidial dope fiend running over pedestrians and murdering his girlfriend, Mary, in a drug induced stupor. Anybody that smokes up in the film immediately starts up in maniacal fits of laughter and are prone to violent rages. Beware the evils of marijuana!!!

Anyway, what's the worst thing you ever did high? Would you have done it if you weren't high?

I ate a baby once. Someone put her too close to the Pizza Hut Doritos and before I realized it, it was too late.

Where are you gonna move this thread Arpi? huh? huh?

oh and I guess I'd go with the Rocky theme in the original movie.

A while back, I relaid a comment that a friend made to me: he refered to cubes as veal boxes. I agreed whole heartedly. When I was in high school and college, I was outside a lot. I exercised, worked outside, just generally moved a lot. Now I am a tool, excuse me, the company's term is resource, I sit in my cube for 8-12 hours a day stared blank-eyed at a computer screen. I cannot move (striken by fear if I walk by my bosses' offices), I get no sunlight, and I live a sad, boring live. Since I don't move (and don't have time to exercise) my muscles atrophy. I except Arpi will provide the proper spelling. I sit here sadly bah-ing waiting for the butcher's axe to spare me from my miserable existance.

And that is why cubes are called veal boxes.

I shall be gone for about an hour....
I expect a marked increase in activity in my absense.

have a good day today!

and smile, cause vg <3's you :-)

and now my penis is glowing...

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go to sleep....

no, really.... you've all been online for like 70 of the past 72 hours....

it's ok... you can go to bed now... really... the board will still be here in the morning... I promise...