while you will never be a part of the name, we are looking for members to help enforce our new regime and to crush the resistance. what we are looking for is a short essay describing why you would be an asset to the bringers of the golden era, ArpiKenLu. We will let anyone we decide can be an asset in a private ceremony.

can't you all see? ArpiKenLu ascended to power with the hope that we could bring some order to this mess. We only want what is best for all of us. Yet you continue with this farce called "le resistance". let it go or it will be destroyed under the turning wheels of progress. embrace your new mods and help us help you. its really for your own good.

Think about this for a minute.... how many supertalented brothers have been held back by the WWF? Stuck in mid-card roles when we all know their natural genetic superiority would make them the champ.....

Tony Atlas.... greatest black wrestler EVER!
JYD.... funny.... how many times did one of the most popular wrestlers of the 80's hold the belt?
S.D. Jones... despite the hole in his back, SD always put on a hell of a show.... and his reward? thank you
Koko B Ware.... come on, a great showman that never got a chance! And who doesn't love a parrot!
The Ugandan Giant! there are no words to describe his screwjob!
D'Lo Brown.... WTF? You break one guys neck and you are relegated to the nether regions? BAH!
Do I even need to mention the whole Nation fiasco?
How many active black wrestlers are tere in WWE?
Where is The Cat? Norman Smiley? K Quick?

Sure, we have Booker T, but jesus man, the former WCW champ has for the most part been a laughing stock in the WWE.... sure they are finally pretending to make him the star that he has always been....but it is all a facade!

I say we all join our African American brothers and take up arms against the oppresive ways of the evil McMahon empire.... DOWN WITH WHITEY!!!!!!

I will not unlock that thread.
You will,
or
you will face the consequences
the choice is all your's.

Amy, you and Becky need to contact ArpiKenLu, so we may discuss what, (if any) role you will have in the kindom in the weeks to come.

thanks in advance for your cooperation.

We would love to hear suggestions as to improvements to the board you would like to see implemented.

I must admit, there was a twinge of "what is this happy horeshit" when I first logged in.

Why would he do this? This isn't him. He would never let this happen.

What would be his motives? I just couldn't grasp it.

....then, it hit me.

When Gonzo posted his goodbye thread and mentioned CDIH, the board was beseiged with jackasses from OA.

What Sean did, is see that it's going down again, and like a cunning CEO, he made his board appear weaker so as to be less attractive to someone looking to raid it. Disenfranchised OA posters might take a look here, see the absolute horror that is going on, and just run away immediately, never to pollute CDIH again.

Brilliant sir.

ArpiKenLu asks for nothing more than your love and devotion.

ArpiKenLu will release the prisoners Hybrid and Jack Meehoff.
rejoice in their return and know we did it for the joy of you all!!

As a gesture to all of the fine work she did on our behalf, and as a tribute to her bodacious bod, ArpiKenhu would like to announce the addition of Lunababe to our group.

ALL WILL APPLAUD NOW!!!