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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Dating 101 | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:55 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | Alright, time to help each other a little. If this works, then every couple of days, the thread will start with a new topic. Evrybody (guys and girls) can give their advice on the topic. The Approach Step 1 in meeting someone of the opposite sex, how to make a successful first contact with the object of your attraction. (Or ladies, how to signal to a guy that you WANT him to approach.) Comments? This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 10-15-01 @ 1:05 PM | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I just whip out my junk, masturbate, & blow a load in their face. It may be a little forward, but it works like a charm. *EDIT* Or you could pull out your junk, look at it, then look at her & say "Well, it ain't gonna suck itself."  2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton This message was edited by av8er on 10-15-01 @ 1:14 PM | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I always go with the "whip it out and say what are we gonna do about this??" approach... Actually this is probably the most complicated and most difficult part of dating...so I would say first you have to find someone who you are interested in and then work up the courage to go talk to her...  And I find you here, Through your eyes everything's clear, And I fall inside your arms, but I'm alone for now, alone for now... | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | a more subtle approach...make eye contact, then keep looking back, if you catch him looking at you a few times, SMILE. After that, conversation should be inevitable. | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | AH...so MYLF says go with the old school stare till you get caught then smile and play it off flirt routine...hmmm...gotta try that one... And I find you here, Through your eyes everything's clear, And I fall inside your arms, but I'm alone for now, alone for now... | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | .... anything to disquise I like boiled rabbit for dinner. :)  | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Trust me 2 tired, it works. And another piece of advice, don't be scared about talking to a girl. First of all, she's probably just as nervous, and 2nd of all, if she doesn't show any interest, write her off and move on. :) | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: With that name I would think these would be excellent pick up lines...... *Pizza Delivery! *Can Joey come out and play? *I'm here to collect for the paper. *You called for a plumber? *I'm selling candy for the little league. | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Zzzzzz Getting them is the easy part....wake me up when you get to the part where we learn how to keep 'em...that's what I need ;) If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-15-01 @ 1:28 PM | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Other good Pick-up lines: "Red Rum, Red Rum, Red Rum..." [obscure movie outtake reference] "I'd like to have your abortion." [/obscure movie outtake] "I'll show you mine, if you pay me." quote:Rope in the basement. This message was edited by heyladiladi on 10-15-01 @ 1:35 PM | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | If you wanna get laid, go hang out at the local abortion clinic and go scope to loose chicks...Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck? Now can someone give me advice on getting a damn ring on my finger?  We Have Not YetBegun To Fight NEVER FORGET!!! I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :) This message was edited by spitfire421 on 10-15-01 @ 1:39 PM | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I like to start off by IMing a chick and telling her I am a moderater. Then, offer them custom status for a quickie and protecion from the other vets if they swallow. Ohh, wait, I just gave away all my secrets that Grk fell for. Fuck, now I have to come up with some new shit. Thanks alot Arthur "i didn't fuck shelle" Dent.  This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 10-15-01 @ 1:51 PM | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Great oral.;) quote: See my last statement. :)  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: any grocery store... 25 cents will buy you a decent one. and if you lose it, you can always buy another one! or a handful of chicklets.  | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Damn you Ladi...you know I don't have a basement ;) lol If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I find that cutting them up into little pieces and hiding them in the walls of my house usually keeps them from leaving me. And I find you here, Through your eyes everything's clear, And I fall inside your arms, but I'm alone for now, alone for now... | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Was your mom watching? E-Mail Me  09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: LMAO. But Ken's Pen, my name is MomYou'DLikeToF' not EasyMom ;) | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I prefer pulling up to aplayground, telling them their Mommy has been in a car accident and that I was told to take them home....  "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory This message was edited by windowlck on 10-15-01 @ 2:08 PM | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:06 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Metal, You are such a tard, this isn't questions you dick=) | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: My expertise in this area is NEVER questioned... got another smartass answer? lol We Have Not YetBegun To Fight NEVER FORGET!!! I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :) | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Come on Sean....I got lost...wtf. Besides, since he's one of the former tomato shits and still a minor, its a valid quesition. E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: COO COO CA CHOO Mrs. Robinson. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Is this HS? How old are we? What ever happened to walking up to them and saying hi? If they blow you off, then they're not interested. What an innane topic, stop worrying about having your poor little ego's hurt from getting shot down. Grow some ballies and open your mouth and talk people.  | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: This from the guy who's knees are perpetually scraped from working a glory hole 5 nights a week. | ||||
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