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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 2:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ugh, you Stink! :rolleyes:


Master of the Cold....
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hhheeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllpppppppppppp...... cccaaaaaaaaaannnn''''''''''tttt bbbbbbrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaatttttthhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeee.....





Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 3:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:




Sub, if you don't use that as your sig you should be banned for life




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 3:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh grow up Tools,why dont you put a pic of yourself on here so we can see how ugly you are. no thanks i dont like that sig i think it sucks just like all of you's. the only two who should be banned are you and Ants because you both have shit for brains. Have A Nice Day :)


Master of the Cold....
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Sorry bout that Sub, I didn't realize that's an actual pic of you. I just can't tell the difference nowadays, that photoshop is amazing!!

But I think you're taking this whole "Master of the Cold" thing a bit too seriously. The big yellow one is the sun, you know. You should get some.




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I think you're taking this whole "Master of the Cold" a bit too seriously.


Subzero316 is always in character,if i was seriously about "Master of the Cold" ill make it snow here 24/7 the whole board would be cold as hell. so do me a favor and get off my back.

quote:

The big Yellow one is the sun,You should get some.


your ripping off Brian Regan hoo hoo hoo,nah they is alot of the sun for everyone to go around,but ill give you alittle more of the sun cause your special.


Master of the Cold....
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Haha does loving sex make me a whore??? Oh well, if it does then I am damn proud of my new status.


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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm glad you like your status kat,but my status sucks.


Master of the Cold....
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Ah quit your bitchin and take it like a man. While you're at it, you should TAKE A JOKE too.




I think my mask of sanity is about to slip


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Why dont you grow up,i cant wait untill they give you a suck status that you can bitch about. specking of taking a joke the only joke i see is you. :-p


Master of the Cold....
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

i cant wait untill they give you a suck status that you can bitch about

Don't hold your breath on that. On second thought.........
And there's a big difference between can and will. You of all people should know this, telling others they should "grow up".
quote:

the only joke i see is you :-p






I think my mask of sanity is about to slip


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Do I have to piss on a church to get a status?

Quote of the Dayssssss - "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman


FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Do I have to piss on a church to get a status?



I doubt it but that'd be pretty fucking funny though.


Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich.

BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
FTL, can I get my status changed to something else besides this Halloween question? The status is stupid, and makes fun of the series.

diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I've been looking and I think I'm the only tool with a spanish name... damn cuban roots... if thats not grounds for a good status... i think i'll stop trying.




"Get busy living or get busy dying."
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
But... but... I didn't... say... I... wha?... but I... who?... umm... uhh... ehh... I, uhh.....



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:20 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

But... but... I didn't... say... I... wha?... but I... who?... umm... uhh... ehh... I, uhh.....


Looks like ya still have those mod powers over Fez, dead man.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
when did everyone get so retarded around here anyway? is stupidity a symptom of the gayness? cos if it is, ants, alkey, i want you to stop seeing each other before it's too late. :(





"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

ants, alkey, i want you to stop seeing each other before it's too late.


If we stop seeing each other, Subzero wins.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

quote:
Do I have to piss on a church to get a status?


I doubt it but that'd be pretty fucking funny though.


I've done that. Right on the front doors. Sort of my own modern day Martin Luther.






This message was edited by The Painter on 4-23-02 @ 6:04 AM
NortonFan615
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
FOr me---The tool nobody that graduated with Awesome Garrett from BHS in 96! :-D

"Look at this morose motherfucker right here. Looks like someone shit in his breakfast."
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Subama Bin Zero
(AntsinMyPants- 2002)


Oh grow up Ants,dont worry norton will ask you to go on a date with him soon.

quote:

Subzero Wins


Tell me something i dont know.


Master of the Cold....
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

If we stop seeing each other, Subzero wins.



I don't know whether to laugh or hate you immensely for that joke.

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Grow Up...

quote:

Grow Up...

quote:

Grow Up...


I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid. There's a million toys at Toys-R-Us that I can play with. From bike to PLANES to video games it's the greatest toy store there is. I don't want to grow up, because if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys-R-Us kid.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-23-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Oh grow up Ants
Hey, it wasn't me, brother. My name doesn't bounce back and forth. I was framed!
quote:

dont worry norton will ask you to go on a date with him soon.
But I have no hair to tussle.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen


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