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i'm a walking joint
I wish I was still FNMoron's wet dream... but he left me for a BONG!
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
i guess my request for the old status just won't happen. so i'll try for a new one.

how about: i'm happy when stoned....so i'm always happy

or just this face: :confused:

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
you all dont learn do you?

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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

FN Moron
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
TFEC posted:
quote:

Request a status....that old gag!!
BINGO!!!... give the man a prize...
damn, it amazes me that so many of you people fell for this...





FoundryMusicJJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Its not that I fell for it, i just forgot to add the sarcasm tags to my last post. my 1st post i thought id just throw it out there and see what happened. I can really care less about my status.


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BIG THANX TO AUSTIN FOR THE SIGPIC
Arnold PettiBone
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Its not that I fell for it, i just forgot to add the sarcasm tags to my last post. my 1st post i thought id just throw it out there and see what happened. I can really care less about my status.



[Sarcasm] "Me me me"Its always about you isn't JJ? LOL seems like everyime your speaking or posting its about you. Get over yourself man. ;)[/Sarcasm]


And he asked him,
What is thy name?
And he answered, saying.
My name is Legion: for we are many.

Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey Moron, can you switch my status to the one I requested earlier?



FN Moron
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey Moron, can you switch my status to the one I requested earlier?
Sorry SignGuy... Another Mod beat me to your status... I can't change something another Mod gave you...





Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Looks like I'm stuck with this "Halloween" status. Thanks for telling me that, though.



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i dunon how many time i have to tell you people
asking for statuses is always BAD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HyBriD, JJ, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY




I'd like to take this time to file an "abuse of power" complaint against FTL. Thank you and goodnight.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

IS STILL GAY

quote:

Um.....excuse me but I believe you left something out of my status.

quote:

IS STILL REALLY GAY

You're right, I did leave something out. Quit complaining. :-D

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
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I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 03-27-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

QuickStop

Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?

i'd just like to make an announcement, that quickstop has been awarded the GREATEST STATUS EVER. carry on.


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-27-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

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Hey Moron, can you switch my status to the one I requested earlier?
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Sorry SignGuy... Another Mod beat me to your status... I can't change something another Mod gave you...


Hey SignGuy, I can.






I won't, but I can. :-p



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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 3:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I guess the real status's come with the official thread.

Or is it statii. What's the plural of status? Statii or statuses? Anyone know Latin better than me?

And Quickstop gets a cool status for his contribution, can I be a whiney bitch and ask for one of mine?

Ehh, fuck it, I'm just annoying. (tom) my bad! (/tom)

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Squidward
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 3:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Another suggestion for myself - Typical Retarded Poster

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I'd like to take this time to file an "abuse of power" complaint against FTL.
I'll second that. Would ya look at this mess ova here?
<-----



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 10:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i cant believe im using these stupid things, everyone knows my style of posting
[Sarcasm]Mods abusing power? NEVER [/Sarcasm]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darth ziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop

ImpactRadio
If Men bled, Tampons would be FREE!!
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Im a little sick of my status... Would you mind changing it?





impactradio

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I woke up in a dream today, To the cold of the static, and put my cold feet on the floor, Forgot all about yesterday, Remembering I'm pretending to be where I'm not anymore, A little taste of hypocrisy, And I'm left in the wake of the mistake, slow to react, Even though you're so close to me, You're still so distant, And I can't bring you back...



red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
status STINKS


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
How about: " I walk the thin line between good touch and bad touch on a daily basis!"
Pahleeeze give me a status! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
Squidward
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 4:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
"Heh Heh! I just brainfarted!"

Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Status i would like:


Mortal Kombat Grand Champion





Mortal Kombat Grand Champion











Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Does this requesting status thing really work?

If it does, I would like my status to say Really Cool Guy.



:rolleyes::):D


PatCooper
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Status i dont need to stinkin status. But if i had to choose I'd take....."Once he was a funny prick but now he's just a prick"


E-Mail Me
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
This seems legit. So...
Could I have what I did when I came back...

"Going back to my roots, even though tomatoes grow on vines. Formerly 1/2 of the Teen Tomato Boys"

Thanks



Nothing to see here...move along now...


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