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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

So, is this how you get a spiffy new status?


There are some other ways too. :o



"Yea - wait, what?"


Crisp and clean with no caffeine!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

vg Y's me
well, that's a beginning :p

now, the rest of you better get to work :spits:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I want my old one:

Spelling Bee Champion

That's all for now. I assume my status will advance as time goes by.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

well, that's a beginning

now, the rest of you better get to work :spits:




your welcome..i just had to get my love for the crx up there for all the world to see ;)

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
okay, just a few thoughts as to a status..pick one

-Future plastic surgeon/breast enhancer(thank me later)

-O&A's only Dallas listener

-Leader of the Texas White Trash

-Lesbian rape is cool

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

..i just had to get my love for the crx up there for all the world to see
i win!!!11 :) :D :p :cool: :p :D :)



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Colonel Will Bill AlterEgoManiac LunaBabe HyBriD
HydratedPeach Jack Meehoff
Evil Dead Ash Austin
Albadabing i'm a walking joint
rageparty Cunt-Twat
TJLamb0518 SeeYouNextTuesday
FoundryMusicJJ LunaBabe
hellspawn warrior Leaking Nipples
RottenVinny Delta Sigma Phuk Ups Kramden's Delicious Marshall The Mrs.
Lent Harry Ballzanya
itsamiata darthziggy
TheJays alxelgr8

and BIV


You all get nothing!! Good day sirs!!!

The Trend Is Fucking Over!

BIV
Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience...
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
well, I don't post too often... But when I do the thread usually dies right after...

So how about: **Warning: I am thread Kryptonite**



...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience... ;)

*****

There are two types of people on this board... those who can read this and those who can't...
*****
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
heres some

-Ever tried wereworlf sex?
-I got this status at a request thread
- :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: (Can you have smiley faces in a status?)


See you space cowboy...



This message was edited by MrQuotes on 3-24-02 @ 10:56 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I love Anthony Zinni



Oh, my very own personal Slash (c)2002 status...I feel so blessed


I wish I were telepathic.
Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oh, my very own personal Slash (c)2002 status...I feel so blessed


Hey Doc, you dropped these... [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hmm ...

"One of these days the internet is going to break with the amount of sigs I make."


I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$ and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

Victim Of The System....3 months.

God Bless America!
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Colonel Will Bill AlterEgoManiac LunaBabe HyBriD
HydratedPeach Jack Meehoff
Evil Dead Ash Austin
Albadabing i'm a walking joint
rageparty Cunt-Twat
TJLamb0518 SeeYouNextTuesday
FoundryMusicJJ LunaBabe
hellspawn warrior Leaking Nipples
RottenVinny Delta Sigma Phuk Ups Kramden's Delicious Marshall The Mrs.
Lent Harry Ballzanya
itsamiata darthziggy
TheJays alxelgr8

and BIV


You all get nothing!! Good day sirs!!!


:eek:
BIV, may I refer you to my previous post:
quote:

"I have almost 2000 unnoticeable posts"




.......some things are too terrible to be true....I won't come here no more if it bothers you...The Southern Pacific is leaving at nine forty-five......I'm having a hard time believin' some people were ever alive....
ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Paper Doll
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I would like my old status back thank you. Oh wait, that is my old status, nevermind :cool:



This message was edited by Paper Doll on 3-25-02 @ 12:01 AM
Albadabing
Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons
posted on 03-24-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I believe the key now will be patience. It's like ordering a gormet meal. The request for special attention has been made, and now the wait for status and name description is on. If you are to bitch, "were's my f'n order",you'll only get some1 pissed off and he'll spit in your food......
Or in this case you'll wait and get nothing!!!!!

Old School like Uncle Corrado Soprano JR........
My fingers smell like Angie Dickinson's pu*** :cool:

hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Normally I would leave this to the creative imaginations of the mods here, but if someone were inclined to give me one, I've always liked two expressions :

  1. Life sucks - get a hemlet (c) Denis Leary
  2. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em

Of course, I'm sure you guys can be ever so much more creative - I like to keep things simple. :D

(new smileys - more gooder!!!11)


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em



This is your captain speaking; smoke 'em if ya got 'em cause we're going down

great reference horny


Call me Captain Dildo
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

HydratedPeach...
You all get nothing!! Good day sirs!!!



Buzzzz! Wrong again, slappy. :)


Daddy's Little Girl
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Hey Doc, you dropped these... [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


Silly fucking me. All these new things, it's just too much for me to stay on top of.

Aren't they just implied at this point




I wish I were telepathic.
Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

great reference horny
Hey, that's right! I forgot about that - however I've been sayin' it longer than Leary.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Buzzzz! Wrong again, slappy.



I stand corrected!!!!

The statement I made was true at the time..... :o

The Trend Is Fucking Over!

BIV
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
ummm, alxelgr8... tell you what, check out the Frequently Asked Questions on Sig Pic Guidlines... your sig is 60 pixels over size, plus you have too many lines of text under your pic... the limit is 4 lines of text under a pic (or 6 lines of text with no sig pic)...until you comply with our guidelines, your request is DENIED!!!!


SLASH replied with this:
quote:

You started it, you finish it, bitchboy.
pppfffffffffttttttt... :p :p :p

then...
Buttmunch posted:
quote:

Rest assured that I, along with my Moderator brethren (and VG) are monitoring these requests very diligently. Really, we are.

Having said that, let me say, Moron, you started this, you honor it.

Me? I'm going sit back and enjoy.
ppppffffffftttt to you too... :p :p :p Wiseass!!!11

virgingrrl... thank you for playing along!!! :loveya: :D

Some of you may have noticed that you have already gotten your new status... some of you have not... those who haven't... fear not, your day is coming soon... just remember people... watch what you ask for...you just might get it...





Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Who the fuck is sluggo667?


Sluggo667...I'm STILL a S.T.O.N.E.R...
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
it was there a minute ago, now it's gone already..... :(


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:


NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!



hey, what happened to the kinder gentler opieanthony.com?

and how much longer before someone can start the "Where you got your status thread"?


See you space cowboy...



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