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TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 6:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	I have everyone's cookies. Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza? "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

darthziggy Isles fan for life	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 6:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	If it's ok with you Moron I'd like "Isles fan for life" perhaps in orange, but blue will suffice. Thanks dude. darthziggy@opieanthony.com Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS My Website

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 6:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: ...but if for some reason I am not here to fulfill your request, I'm sure my fellow Moderators will help out in my absence. Thank you all for playing along... You started it, you finish it, bitchboy. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 3-24-02 @ 7:00 PM

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 6:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: but this one sucks hey, stop being so ungrateful um, hi slashypoo, how you doing ;) :D ;) "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: hey, stop being so ungrateful ok, pot.i'll stop My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

itsamiata	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Id like my status to be wity and profound, yet not too over the top. Funny but not too offensive. Maybe a little obscure but not too much so as to cause confusion. Or you could just make me the first victim of the moderator chat status of the new and improved board. Whatever works.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: i'm not done sulking yet [Mad] Cure for sulking: Drink a half a bottle of Jack Daniels and go out and have fun. I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray

Harry Ballzanya	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:18 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	i cant believe im gonna do this, but i cant think of anything..so instead of requesting one im gonna ask FN Moron or any other mod to make one up for me, normally i wouldnt ask but you made the thread....dont hold back What's The Deal With Airplane Peanuts?

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	so, uh, you gonna bring me the bottle? it's cold out and i have no car :( "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:23 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	I do have a request for someone else's status. Would you please make trickseee's " trixee WINS " Note: the lowercase misspelling is of utmost importance :D Long Live the "Syndication Underground"* The more things change... The more they stay the same.

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	oa.com's (unofficial) event photographer my flash bilnds you mere mortals. Email - AIM:lentnyc You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	quote: at the same time allows them to fit in with the masses... or not. quote: Thank you all for playing along... No FN, thank you. There wouldn't happen to be some sort of loophole or hidden stipulation like we didn't say "please Mr. Moderator sir, would you be so kind as to treat me with the utmost barbarity?" or something of that nature, would there? I personally feel that choosing one's own status takes half the fun out of having it. That being said, gimme. :D "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 3-25-02 @ 12:10 PM

The Mrs.	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 7:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	I never had the pleasure of having a status. But anythings got to be better than barch's! Yikes :eek: Got Porn?

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 8:01 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	What's wrong with my status? It does say "Look everyone, I'm NOT a big brown turd burglar anymore" I kinda like it... :D Edit: And, if it's the marquee parts that's bothering you... I'd be happy to demonstrate sometime. :D Long Live the "Syndication Underground"* The more things change... The more they stay the same. This message was edited by barch97 on 3-24-02 @ 8:28 PM

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 8:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	You know, I had that old CBH one for so long, it feels like I'm cheating on him by doing this I guess it's only appropriate if I get something in the same vein as the old one, how about: Out, out...you demons of stupidity!!!11 I wish I were telepathic. Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill

RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 8:20 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	This thread sounds like a trap. But, i would like to get S.T.O.N.E.R going again. I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. So, Lets try to get it going again! :D

Leaking Nipples	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 8:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	If possible, I'd like: Me fail English? That unpossible!

hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 8:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	I really liked "Sometimes says something intelligent." As an alternate, how about " I should have learned not to request my status by now."

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 8:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. "Yes, I bite and I do howl at the moon" "Questions addict" "I have almost 2000 unnoticeable posts" "How about a Pow Wow?" I kind of miss my unique 'Shroomer status. .......some things are too terrible to be true....I won't come here no more if it bothers you...The Southern Pacific is leaving at nine forty-five......I'm having a hard time believin' some people were ever alive.... ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS This message was edited by LunaBabe on 3-24-02 @ 9:06 PM

Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	George Carlin said "I'M going to shove a hot poker up my ass and chop my dick off!".To me would be a funny status. ;) HAIL TO THE FROY BABY!

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	So, is this how you get a spiffy new status? :p Daddy's Little Girl

Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Damn, I don't log on for a day and a half and we get a thread for status request? I think Barch should have Superturd not turdburglar in his status. ;) As for mine I don't have anyting to say so I give up my rights to a custom one. Â All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	Toejam and Earl are my heroes. HOSPITALIANOMANIA!

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:24 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Rest assured that I, along with my Moderator brethren (and VG) are monitoring these requests very diligently. Really, we are. Having said that, let me say, Moron, you started this, you honor it. Me? I'm going sit back and enjoy. TMS

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-24-2002 @ 9:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: I think Barch should have Superturd not turdburglar in his status. ;) LMAO!!!!!! .......some things are too terrible to be true....I won't come here no more if it bothers you...The Southern Pacific is leaving at nine forty-five......I'm having a hard time believin' some people were ever alive.... ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

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