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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I'd like to respectfully request that ChowderPuke's status be "Scallops". Just because I know it would piss him off greatly. Scallops. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã©

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	What happened to the Hoochie Loving Jew Crew??? Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Up! Email Me Here

zootybang	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:00 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	I figure I'd shoot for " King shit lurker", If I had a choice. Why mess with tradition, ya know? God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Ooo, thanks kids, I love my shiney old status! Ladi, you can buy me a beer at the next board party, and we will call it even ;) AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	quote: Ladi, you can buy me a beer at the next board party, and we will call it even ok, I'll IM you then to set it up :rolleyes: ZAPS

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	You all suck at teh requesting statuses You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Before I bend over and take it up the ass, is there some spelling corrections that should be made in the status? If you don't know what it means, then you don't deserve it, mistar samrty pants!!11!1 I wish I were telepathic. Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: The Sleeper Posted on: 3-26-02 @ 12:08 AM You all suck at teh requesting statuses bingo!!!!

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:04 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Ants in My Pants I'd like to respectfully request that ChowderPuke's status be "Scallops". Just because I know it would piss him off greatly. Scallops. FU :) Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want!

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:07 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	On second thought...that does have "something" to do with fishing. So anything along those lines would be O.K. I think AIMP should have 'scallops' in his status since he suggested it. Maybe we could start a scallop clan...me, AIMP, and Alkey...."the 3 scallopteers! (and NO...I would not like to get a threesome going with those two) Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want!

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:11 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	wtf??? I just noticed my status...who the fuck did that??? let's see....it was either slash or FN moron...slash said that he was going to sit back and not do any statuses, so I'm guessing moron...unless slash isn't a man of his word...in which case he sucks. ;) Either way, it's not exactly what I was looking for, but I wasn't expecting anything anyway. Like i said...I know what the deal is. (you son of a bitches) Now...about the scallopteers.... Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want! This message was edited by ChowderPuke on 3-26-02 @ 3:18 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: ChowderPuke posted: ...slash said that he was going to sit back and not do any statuses, so I'm guessing moron...unless slash isn't a man of his word...in which case he sucks.;) I said, "You started it, you finish it, bitchboy." Buttmunch said, "Me? I'm going sit back and enjoy." Just so you know, I AM a man of my word, and I will let you know, sooner or later, what my 'word' is. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 3-26-02 @ 4:20 AM

Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 4:52 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	i'm a fan of the word 'poop' can that be my word? it'll just be like... POOP NOW I'M ALL ALONE, KEPT THE PAIN INSIDE, WANT TO TORCH THE WORLD, CUZ I'M BREATHING FIRE

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 6:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: HyBriD fn moron is an indian giver!! i had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! LMAO. PERFECT! :D HOSPITALIANOMANIA!

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 8:51 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	FUCK YOU MOMO, I WANT MY SNUKA STATUSES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	you get nothing and you like it! First member of the JWO!!!

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:42 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Does anyone not know about "teh funney"... I think he was talking about "emobdiement" Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 10:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! Now THIS is the funniest thing I have read this morning!!! ROTFLMMFAO Thank you for that. That is quite teh funny! :-D :-p ...Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose...any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose...people are crazy and times are strange I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range I used to care, but things have changed.

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 10:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	The Undisputed Mortal Kombat Champion What? What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 10:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	(This should be fun:)) I humbly submit this request: "Has anybody seen my petition pen? It was right next to the softball directions." Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE PSYCHO BITCH! Roger: Look, It's Luke Perry's Junk. Ant: Where? Roger: Fag!

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 11:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Can I get "Fan of the :) :) :) :)Becky Thread :) :) :) :) NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA.

Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 11:52 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Can I get :( "s:(meb:(dy st:(le all my turds!" :( Â All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt. This message was edited by Jack Meehoff on 3-26-02 @ 11:57 AM

X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 2:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Does anyone not know about "teh funney"... I think he was talking about "emobdiement" At least somebody cleaned the Mule Juice out of there eyes for a second and actually found the mistake. quote: If you don't know what it means, then you don't deserve it, mistar samrty pants!! Doc, I'm very dissapointed that you off people, being wise in wisdom missed that one.... VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 2:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Lunababe posted: quote: Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! Now THIS is the funniest thing I have read this morning!!! ROTFLMMFAO Thank you for that. That is quite teh funny! :-D :-p Glad ya like it :-D AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so.	posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Here is mine: This is the toon screaming down south.

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