egg salad blt with tabasco sauce in a wrap, and a sprite and ruffles potato chips

....so i thought i would. hi!

Today and everyday.

Do it for me.

Please?

I spent my day by sleeping in & going shopping.

discuss.

attn: bloody anus

it started out innocently enough when my co-worker suggested we bet $50 on the mavericks, a bet which paid off. this lead to 2.5 weeks that had us up $568 at one point and then back to where we are now, an edmonton oiler loss away from losing our original $50.

Quote:1) BET ID=162144192
Parlay (2 Teams) 05/27/06 13:54 ET
50.00/141.48 Result: Pending
Cardinals(StLouis) (Ponson) 4
Padres(SanDiego) (Park) 3 05/27/06 (16:15 ET)
Cardinals(StLouis) -135

Oilers(Edmonton)
MightyDucks(Anaheim) 05/27/06 (21:05 ET)
Oilers(Edmonton) +120

2) BET ID=162004786
Parlay (2 Teams) 05/26/06 09:21 ET
150.00/400.49 Result: Wager Lost
DevilRays(TampaBay) (Kazmir) 4
RedSox(Boston) (Wells) 8 05/26/06 (19:05 ET)
DevilRays(TampaBay) -103

Mariners(Seattle) (FHernandez) 1
Twins(Minnesota) (Liriano) 3 05/26/06 (20:30 ET)
Twins(Minnesota) -116

3) BET ID=161943893
Straight Wager 05/25/06 16:41 ET
150.00/375.00 Result: Wager Lost
Heat(Miami) 88
Pistons(Detroit) 92 05/25/06 (20:20 ET)
Heat(Miami) +250

4) BET ID=161919831
Straight Wager 05/25/06 12:32 ET
50.00/85.00 Result: Wager Lost
Angel Berroa (Royals) Will He Record a HIT - Must Start
Yes 1
No 0 05/25/06 (14:10 ET)
No +170

5) BET ID=161791780
Parlay (2 Teams) 05/24/06 10:32 ET
100.00/291.50 Result: Wager Lost
Angels(Anaheim) (Weaver) 8
Rangers(Texas) (Tejeda) 5 05/24/06 (14:05 ET)
Angels(Anaheim) +133

Astros(Houston) (Oswalt) 1
Nationals(Washington) (OConnor) 5 05/24/06 (19:05 ET)
Astros(Houston) -147

6) BET ID=161688462
Parlay (2 Teams) 05/23/06 10:55 ET
38.56/209.60 Result: Wager Lost
Braves(Atlanta) (Sosa) 1
Padres(SanDiego) (Thompson) 2 05/23/06 (22:05 ET)
Padres(SanDiego) -112

DevilRays(TampaBay) (Hendrickson) 1
BlueJays(Toronto) (Halladay) 4 05/23/06 (19:05 ET)
DevilRays(TampaBay) +240

7) BET ID=161493435
Straight Wager 05/21/06 12:35 ET
80.00/91.20 Result: Wager Lost
Padres(SanDiego) (Park) 8
Mariners(Seattle) (FHernandez) 10 05/21/06 (16:05 ET)
Padres(SanDiego) +114

8) BET ID=161370829
Parlay (2 Teams) 05/20/06 12:15 ET
50.00/221.70 (paid 271.70) Result: Wager Won
Pirates(Pittsburgh) (Snell) 9
Indians(Cleveland) (Johnson) 6 05/20/06 (19:10 ET)
Pirates(Pittsburgh) +160

Rangers(Texas) (Millwood) 6
Astros(Houston) (Pettitte) 0 05/20/06 (19:10 ET)
Rangers(Texas) +109

9) BET ID=161249172
Parlay (2 Teams) 05/19/06 11:12 ET
80.00/316.86 (paid 396.86) Result: Wager Won
RedSox(Boston) (Clement) 5
Phillies(Philadelphia) (Lieber) 3 05/19/06 (19:10 ET)
RedSox(Boston) +112

Twins(Minnesota) (Liriano) 7
Brewers(Milwaukee) (Davis) 1 05/19/06 (20:05 ET)
Twins(Minnesota) +134

10) BET ID=161184853
Straight Wager 05/18/06 16:33 ET
30.00/43.50 Result: Wager Lost
Team to Score First - Listed Pitchers
Blue Jays (Halladay) 1
Angels (Lackey) 0 05/18/06 (22:05 ET)
Angels (Lackey) +145

11) BET ID=161170222
Straight Wager 05/18/06 12:45 ET
50.00/60.00 (paid 110.00) Result: Wager Won
Rangers/Yankees - Will there be a Score in the 1st Inning
Yes (Padilla/Wright) 0
No (Padilla/Wright) 1 05/18/06 (13:05 ET)
No (Padilla/Wright) +120

12) BET ID=161040409
Parlay (3 Teams) 05/17/06 11:49 ET
70.00/591.99 Result: Wager Lost
Dodgers(LA) (Penny) 3
Rockies(Colorado) (Jennings) 2 05/17/06 (15:10 ET)
Rockies(Colorado) -101

Nationals(Washington) (Day) 0
Cubs(Chicago) (Marshall) 5 05/17/06 (20:05 ET)
Nationals(Washington) +116

Phillies(Philadelphia) (Floyd) 7
Brewers(Milwaukee) (Bush) 8 05/17/06 (20:05 ET)
Phillies(Philadelphia) +120

13) BET ID=160936816
Parlay (3 Teams) 05/16/06 11:28 ET
50.00/231.64 Result: Wager Lost
RedSox(Boston) (Schilling) 6
Orioles(Baltimore) (Chen) 5 05/16/06 (19:10 ET)
RedSox(Boston) -190

Royals(KansasCity) (Elarton) 4
Indians(Cleveland) (Byrd) 6 05/16/06 (19:05 ET)
Indians(Cleveland) -210

Twins(Minnesota) (Lohse) 4
Tigers(Detroit) (Robertson) 7 05/16/06 (19:05 ET)
Twins(Minnesota) +150

14) BET ID=160835478
Straight Wager 05/15/06 11:23 ET
50.00/62.50 Result: Wager Lost
Padres(SanDiego) (Park) 5
Diamondbacks(Arizona) (Webb) 6 05/15/06 (21:40 ET)
Diamondbacks(Arizona) -1.5 (+125)

15) BET ID=160503852
Straight Wager 05/12/06 13:11 ET
50.00/70.00 (paid 120.00) Result: Wager Won
Rangers(Texas) (Loe) 6
RedSox(Boston) (Clement) 0 05/12/06 (19:10 ET)
Rangers(Texas) +140

16) BET ID=160426066
Straight Wager 05/11/06 11:27 ET
45.00/74.25 Result: Wager Lost
Nationals(Washington) (Day) 4
Reds(Cincinnati) (Arroyo) 5 05/11/06 (19:10 ET)
Nationals(Washington) +165

17) BET ID=160316376
Straight Wager 05/10/06 12:34 ET
50.00/75.00 (paid 125.00) Result: Wager Won
Twins(Minnesota) (Lohse) 4
Rangers(Texas) (Padilla) 3 05/10/06 (14:10 ET)
Twins(Minnesota) +150

18) BET ID=160218179
Straight Wager 05/09/06 17:13 ET
50.00/70.00 (paid 120.00) Result: Wager Won
Mavericks(Dallas) 113
Spurs(SanAntonio) 91 05/09/06 (21:55 ET)
Mavericks(Dallas) +140

you start

NEW YORK -- The pitching-thin New York Mets acquired Orlando Hernandez from the Arizona Diamondbacks on Wednesday, hoping El Duque can help them now -- and maybe later, when even more is at stake.

The Mets traded reliever Jorge Julio to get Hernandez. The deal was announced before the NL East leaders hosted Philadelphia.

Listed at 36 years old, Hernandez was struggling in his first season in the National League. He was just 2-4 with a 6.11 ERA in nine starts for the West-leading Diamondbacks.

But Hernandez is known for saving his best for the biggest games, especially in New York. The Mets have spent a lot of money bringing stars such as Pedro Martinez, Carlos Delgado and Carlos Beltran over the last couple seasons, and the veteran-laden team believes this might be the year they go far.

Hernandez helped the Chicago White Sox toward the World Series title last season with a couple clutch performances in October. He was a key member of the Yankees' rotation when they won three straight championships from 1998 to 2000.

"When you bring a guy into New York, it's New York," Mets general manager Omar Minaya said. "I think he's a proven guy."

The Mets have Martinez, Tom Glavine and Steve Trachsel at the front of their rotation and had patched together the rest of their rotation.

Julio was 1-2 with a 5.06 ERA in his first season with the Mets. He struck out 33 in 21 1/3 innings and had pitched better of late after a rough beginning.

"The astrology forum you mention in the interview was my board -Corpsegrinderjunk's wife. He's a good & dedicated man that would have done anything he could to promote your show or to help any person that posted on that board. I deserved a monagamous relationship - not a husband & father that spent his free time at bang parties so that's what he provided. He honestly wouldn't give a shit what you said here but after all the support and effort he gave you - which almost ended a 10 year relationship...I felt a need to respond. "

comment left recently on the Irish Alkey interview.

hooray!

I'm begging you, please!!!!!!

That's worse than Bellevue.