I'd go with soccer.

i knew this forum was here. i just didnt feel like posting here. that's all.

Fucking evil, cheap bastards! The cocksucking rental company just sent me a fucking letter stating that when they came into my apartment to fix a leak (that had been there for 9 months - lazy fuckers) they "found" my 2 cats. That was difficult, they sit in the window out in the open every day.... Now they're gonna charge me $25 more a month and want proof that they are both neutered and declawed. They're both fixed, but there was no way in hell we would have gotten them declawed, that's beyond cruel! I don't know what we're going to do...


The 2 previous apartment managers knew about the cats, there was no problem in they year and 3 months we've been here. When I signed my lease there was a "no pets" clause, and I asked the manager about my cat, and he said that it was no big deal, they are well-behaved. He had cats, half this fucking complex has cats.


My cats have caused no damage to this apartment, less than those mongrel kids downstairs who seem to be jumping OFF the walls, making my apartment shake...this is so fucking ridiculous, I'm not getting rid of my cats. I'm just going to try to sign the paper, not including the proof...

If that doesn't work, I get to live somewhere else...this blows

Did anyone catch the guy who called in who casually admitted to double murder on O&A today?

What do you think? Is he for real, is this a bit, or is he a guy trying to get some airtime?

Personally, I think they guy is the real deal. Isn't there some kind of law against making up a story like this?

My apologies if this belongs in Uber Geek or somewhere else.

Ikea

Kid

Lent

Kid and VG

Ehhh

Create a ride Kid Afrika style

Eat my fuck you mouth-breathing bottom-feeders.

I win again, and you don't even realize it.

So I was chatting with my father last night. He told me that they went out to dinner at some local resteraunt (he said the food was terrible), and they just kind of sat by the window, eating, and enjoying the torrential downpour we had.

While they were eating, they noticed a police car go by with the lights on. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then another. Then an ambulance, then a rescue truck. They figured it was just an accident or something from the weather. When they left the resteraunt, they saw all of them gathered at the other end of the parking lot. So being the nosey fucks they are, they stopped and asked what had happened. Apparently, a homless man was drunk. He was wandering around, and tripped and fell into a water runoff and drown. I giggled at this.

How fucked up is that. First off, to be homeless, and have to deal with that storm we had. But to top it off, you get DRUNK??? Then proceed to trip and drown? God, this guy's life pretty much ended in the worst way possible.

OK, it's not a game....

It's post the punchline.


"...if 10 shots haven't killed the taste, another one won't matter."

<center>Radio
ALKALINE TRIO

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm making my plans for revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'd drive straight off the edge

Taking your own life with boredom,
I'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
Making the most of a bad time
I'm smoking the brains from my head
Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
This kettle is seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm planning out my revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'm seeing red

I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall

Plugged in and ready to fall</center>

Once and for all, let the majority decide. How much more fucking American can that be?