......no, not mentally......

So, I'm sick again, this is like the 5th time this year. What do you like to do when you stay home from work?

I have a movie, well more like a mini-series, that I like to watch. It like 6 hrs long, and good for a whole day of laying on the couch. :thumbs-up:

You know how once in awhile you just start to get those feelings in the back of your mind that you can’t explain. The ones that just gnaw at you but you just want to ignore them but you can’t

Well I have one of those going on now. Are we on the verge in the very near future of something catastrophic? Another 9/11?

In the last several days, terrorist activity is up. Bombings in Pakistan, Russia, and Lebanon (Israel doesn’t count because that is almost a daily way of life) against western interests. New traces of anthrax of a completely different strain have started to show up in the mail. We have for the most part let our guard down and have resumed life as normal. The war rhetoric out of Washington has almost vanished.

Is anyone else feeling a bit uneasy?

Last night I was talking with a friend on the phone who was very concerned about her teen daughter. Apparently on Oprah recently, she did a story about the "latest teen party craze" and it's got her very very concerned.

According to the show, the newest craze is Blow Jobs. I am not kidding about this. And this is not a prank thread.

The scene is something out of a bad porno. Guys and girls get together at a house, and the girls go around giving the guys hummers. The one girl interviewed said she had given head to 7-8 guys in one night. When my friend talked to her daughter about this, her daughter replied "yeah, the kids ARE doing it. What's the big deal? it's not like they're having sex or anything?"

Here's my question to you "younger" folks. I know we have a few teens here. Can anyone confirm this new craze?

It also brings up another point - what's your opinion? Is a blowjob considered having sex? please refrain from Bill Clinton jokes.

I know we discussed CDs we're embarassed to (have) own(ed) but what song do you like and listen to even though you know it's essentially an awful song.

For me it would probably be "The Night Chicago Died." It's not a good song, I know that but hey, I've downloaded that sonofabitch and listen to it when i get a chance.

I guess we can cut through all the bullshit. I'd like to introduce Shave Your Tooth to everyone. A long time friend of mine. A typical CDIH welcome would be great. Unleash the hounds!!!!!!!
edit- of course he's not on now



Edited By DGW on May 09 2002 at 12:55

Slacking at work today and came across some odd facts


A duck's quack doesn't echoAnyone got a duck?

Most lipsticks contain fish scalesThat's what that smell was?

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more then 7 times in half.Yeah, you're trying it right now

The sun is 330,330 times larger then the earthThat's big

A cockroach can live several weeks with it's head cut off - it will eventually die from starvation.Sounds like that diet would work better then Deal A Meal

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.Um, okay

Cat urine glows under black lightThe only time my pee glows is when I take vitamins

So, any others?

We all have a type of music we like and there are reason we like it. For example, I like hard rock and metal. The most important thing to me is lyrics, but I also like the sound of a nice distorted guitar.

So, let's look at all the songs I like, and let's remove all of the Rock songs, all of the songs that I like because of lyrics, and all of the songs that have a nice sounding guitar and my post becomes this.....



My favorite song outside of my normal taste is "One Step Beyond" by Madness. I normally hate Ska (I don't smoke pot so reggae has nil appeal) and lyrics are really important to me, but this damn song with it's lead sax is my favorite "black sheep" song.

I turned on Stern halfway through a bit he was playing.
It was of a guy dressed in safari gear and doing a dead on Croc hunter impression,
He was basically catching and tagging the bums in Las Vegas.
Did anyone else hear it,
it was very funny...
I didn't catch where he got the tape from.

Based on recent surveys, office sex is on the rise in a big way. Copier rooms, storerooms and office bathrooms are seeing more productivity then ever before.

Copy this baby

Are you currently banging someone at work? If not, is there someone at the office you would like to start banging? If so, where would you do them in your office.

Come on now, fess up. You can't keep coming to work everyday because the money and bennies are great. Well the traditional bennies that are listed in your employee handbook anyways.

Miss Burnes, I need to dictate something to you...... :fucking:

I remember reading about his guy who started a sex gymnasium and invited people over to explore sex in all kinds of positions and on all kinds of equipment.

So, here's your challenge. Let's say I just bought a 10,000 sq. ft. Manhattan loft and want to turn it into the ultimate sex gym. What equipment do you want in it?

Uneven bars? Floor mats? Rings hanging from the ceiling? Special bench for easy rotisery?

Include pictures and illustrations.