Next week is the season finale and I have to ask if anyone is as entranced with this show as I am? This week's was particularly phenomenol and they manage to cram so much into 1 hour.

Who else watches this show, which is the best Sunday has to offer?

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Gee, thanks for the heads up Warren. I'll be sure to make sure I move to somewhere east of Earth when this happens to go down since you've pretty much assured us that a nuclear holocaust is 'virtually a certainty' within the next 10 minutes to 50 years. Again, thanks for pinning it down to a nice happy time frame.

More importantly, what are the 5 things you want to make sure you do in the 24 hours you have before the world ends?

1. Call out of work.
2. Find Ashley Judd and make the most amazing love to her shes ever experienced, or ever will.
3. Fly to Hawaii with Ashley, i've always wanted to go there and hey, i'm short on time so I can't go tooooo far.
4. Find a nice spot on the beach to watch it all go down.
5. Repeat step 2.



Edited By Keyser Soze on May 06 2002 at 4:13

OK, I changed my mind. I figured people would be more honest with a poll.




Do golden showers excite you? We were discussing this last night (over dinner) and it was sort of in agreement that pee isn't sexy. Don't want to be peed on, and I don't really want to pee on anyone else.

Please answer this as honestly as you can (snuka, grumpy). I know that golden showers are a huge thing, and I've just never known anyone who was into it.

I really liked the who top 20 album idea, and it made me download some songs from people I've never heard.

So the rules are the same. Make a list of up to 20 movies and they will be given a value of 1-20 (so if you only can come up with 10, your #1 still gets 20 points).

The rules:

* Only movies after 1970.
* Remember that the purpose is create a top compilation from everyone, so (ahem Ikea) if you waste your #1 pick on a movie that no one's seen, it's a pointless
* PM me the list through CDIH, and I will tabulate (and I will then erase the message to so as to conserve finite server space)
* I will publish all votes like Maynard did, and I will also not buckle to public demands to disclose who voted for what shitass movie
* I will accept the fact that Kevin Smith and his God-awful works of shit will have a very prominent place on this list without mocking or fixing the results.
* It's May 6, I figure closing it on May 15th should be sufficient time enough to get lists in. If it's not, I can wait.
* Any other questions, clarifications needed, or hijackings, post them here

<div align="center">KISS OF LIFE
Artist: Sade
Album: Love Deluxe

There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly led me to you
Look at the sky
It's the colour of love
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly came down from above
He led me to you
He led me to you

He built a bridge to your heart
All the way
How many tons of love inside
I can't say

When I was led to you
I knew you were the one for me
I swear the whole world could feel my heartbeat
When I lay eyes on you
Ay ay ay
You wrapped me up in
The colour of love

You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life

Wasn't it clear from the start
Look the sky is full of love
Yeah the sky is full of love

He built a bridge to your heart
All the way
How many tons of love inside
I can't say

You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life

You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life

You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life

You wrapped me up in the colour of love
Must have been an angel came down from above
Giving me love yeah
Giving me love yeah

You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life</div>

One day, I heard the word "Norbert" about 20 different times, and I started wondering about the origin of it. It was like there was some conspiracy, and everyone was in on it, but me.

Ever have that happen where you hear the same word/phrase/name several times and have no clue what or whom it refers to?

Anyone know what Norbert is? I assume it's a common first name, but I'm really not sure.

It seems our favorite person Lent would like to return to CDIH. Who ever had 5 days in the pool wins the bobbie prize.

But, it seems Lent has a rather odd request. He would like for everyone here on CDIH not to talk about his sex life. He made said request in writing to Maynard and would like for his sex life to be a topic that is now off limits.

Please, everyone, Lent brings alot to the table. Stop snickering, he does. I think we should all find it in the kindness of our hearts, I think that it is located in the sub cockle area, to leave lent alone. He is a valuable addition to any board and if he is that ashamed of what he wants to pass off as a sex life than we should honor his wishes.

So, I am asking that no one make any off hand commments about how he likes to fuck and defile over wieght, white goth chicks. I think the board as a whole can do with out talking about his need to get his groove on with the soothing sounds of M. Manson playing in the background. I think we all can rise above the easy jokes that theis over blown darkie likes to dress up in all black and stalk unsuspecting white chicks. Sorry, unsuspecting, fat, shit faced ugly white women.

Thank you, I have faith that we are all mature enough to respect Lent's wishes.

Management.

ps. Please do not defile for i wouldn't want lent to leave in a huff again and post yet another message about how we are nothing but a shitty click and how WB is a better site than us and how we won't be missed.



Edited By Sean Cold on May 06 2002 at 11:16

Simple rules. You give an answer, and the next person has to respond with the question. Remember, all of your reponses must be in the form of a question.

I'll start us off....




"Any new thread that Maynard starts."

I was watching ESPN over the weekend and heard the greatest idea ever!!!

With the heyday of talk shows in decline as of late. To shoot a reguvination of life into the bloodflow of our thirst for the content feeling in our deprived pathetic lives. Of having some sollice that someone elses life is worse off than ours can ever be. We need a new show and a host for the millenium.

Whom better than Mike Tyson?

Imagine the Mike Tyson show, the possibilities are endless. The fuckin guy just gave an interview thatblew my mind. Just when you think he's toped himself, he goes and pulls off one better. Who can beat a line like

"Lennox made me feel like a shithead, but that is ok cause I am gonna make him pay with his health. I'm gonna splatter his fuckin brains allover the ring when I punish him."

or

"I wanna share my pain with you fuckin people cause you deserve it. I wanna stomp your testicles. I wanna punch the thoats of your fuckin children. How does it make you feel that a nigger like me makes more money than you and you're white... Freedom? The only freedom a nigger knows is death."

If you thought the springer show was off the wall and outrageous. Fights? I don't think fights will be a problem, moronic dialouge that keeps you glued to the screen? No problem. Final thoughts, do we even need to go into what Tysons final thoughts might be?

It may be a short lived show and like his fighting career may not make it past the 1st round but imagine the fun.

Who would need security on the show?

We all knew you couldn't keep your word. I thought we suck so bad, and that we're just like oa.com. If that's true lent, then why are you back here reading us again?