I was railing Snuka's Mom in the ass last night....
Now no matter how much I wash, I can't get the smell off,
It is also very itchy and starting to discolor....
has anyone else had this problem?

okya people - I have a problem that some of you tards might be able to help me out with.

My wife wants to plant vegetables in our yard this weekend but the problem is that I have two gophers and rabbit that seem to be living near by somewhere.

Any ideas from you folks on how to get rid of them? and please try to refrain yourselves from Caddyshack jokes....I'm being serious.

I was thinking about poisoning them with rat poison or shooting them but my 5 year would have a fit if he saw me doing that or finding a dead gopher out in the yard.

I saw this on another message board.

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What are your all time favorite TV and Movie theme songs?
Is it because they really fit the show, or because you'd listen to them anyway?

TV:

Tour of Duty - Paint It Black by the Rolling Stones
Theme to Buffy (Great guitar riff)

Movie:
Live & Let Die - Paul McCartney
Demon Knight - Hey Man Nice Shot (Really fit the opening.)

Virginia apoligizes for sterilizing people

Quote:The state of Virginia has become the first American state to apologise for the forced sterilisation of thousands of its citizens as part of a eugenics, or selective breeding, programme in the last century.

In all, 30 states conducted sterilisation programmes - in Virginia's case until 1979 - in an effort to wipe out human deficiencies and vices assumed to be hereditary.

Quote:H'Angus the Monkey has been elected mayor of Hartlepool in a victory for the mascot of the town's football team.

The win comes in the town whose residents are famously said to have hanged a monkey during the Napoleonic wars because they thought it was a French spy.

What are some of the things you've heard or read that sounded dirty but realy aren't? You know, the Beavis and BUtthead effect.

chocolate covered nuts
insert male connector A into female recepticle B

Which do you prefer? I think wire-hangers get the job done more efficiently.

I awarded each album points according to which place you had them in your list.

1. Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction
2. Beatles - The White Album
3. Beatles - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
4. Nirvana - Nevermind
5. Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
6. Pink Floyd - The Wall
7. Metallica - Master Of Puppets
8. Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced?
9. Pearl Jam - Ten
10. Tool - Ænima
11. Doors - Doors
12. Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
13. Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine
14. U2 - The Joshua Tree
15. Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
16. Clash - London Calling
17. Radiohead - OK Computer
18. Smashing Pumpkins - Gish
19. Janis Joplin - Pearl
20. Jimi Hendrix - Electric Ladyland





This is the full list of all the albums in their points order.

103 Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction
78 Beatles - The White Album
70 Beatles - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
70 Nirvana - Nevermind
65 Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
59 Pink Floyd - The Wall
55 Metallica - Master Of Puppets
45 Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced?
45 Pearl Jam - Ten
44 Tool - Ænima
41 Doors - Doors
41 Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
41 Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine
40 U2 - The Joshua Tree
39 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
39 Clash - London Calling
38 Radiohead - OK Computer
34 Smashing Pumpkins - Gish
33 Janis Joplin - Pearl
33 Jimi Hendrix - Electric Ladyland
33 Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
31 Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II
31 Metallica - Metallica
31 Sex Pistols - Nevermind The Bollocks
29 Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend
29 Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
29 Rolling Stones - Exile On Main Atreet
27 Aerosmith - Pump
27 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A.
26 Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
26 AC/DC - Back in Black
25 Billy Joel - The Stranger
25 Black Sabbath - Paranoid
25 Metallica - ...And Justice for All
23 Live - Throwing Copper
23 Van Halen - 1984
22 David Bowie - The Rise and Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars
22 Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of hell
22 Rolling Stones - Beggars Banquet
20 Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill
20 Beatles - Abbey Road
20 Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run
20 Fear Factory - Demanufacture
20 Guns N Roses - Use Your Illusion
20 Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime
20 Rush - 2112
19 Bad Religion - Stranger than Fiction
19 Beastie Boys - Check Your Head
19 Beatles - Revolver
19 Elvis Costello - Trust
19 N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
19 Nirvana - Bleach
19 Police - Synchronicity
19 Queen - Queen II
19 Radiohead - Amnesiac
19 System Of A Down - System Of A Down
19 Tool - Lateralus
19 U2 - Achtung Baby
18 Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
18 Buddy Holly - Chirping Crickets
18 Dream Theater - Images & Words
18 Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
18 Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin I
18 Metallica - S&M
18 Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
18 Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile
18 Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Ozz
18 Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers
18 Stone Temple Pilots - Core
18 Temple of the Dog - Temple of the Dog
17 Counting Crows - August and Everything After
17 Doors - L.A. Woman
17 Elvis Costello - Blood And Chocolate
17 Iron Maiden - Powerslave
17 Johnny Cash - Unchained
17 Metallica - Kill 'Em All
17 Van Morrison - Astral Weeks
16 Aerosmith - Get a Grip
16 Anthrax - Sound of White Noise
16 Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet
16 Bruce Springsteen - Darkness On The Edge Of Town
16 Drain Sth - Horror Wrestling
16 Jane's Addiction - Nothing Shocking
16 Jane's Addiction - Self Titled Live Album
16 John Lennon - Imagine
16 Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
16 Sigur Rós - Ágætis Byrjun
15 Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegtables
15 Kid Rock - Devil Without a Cause
15 KoRn - Follow The Leader
15 Notorious B.I.G. - Ready To Die
15 Pavement - Slanted and Enchanted
15 Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon
15 Primus - Sailing The Seas Of Cheese
15 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Mothers Milk
15 Rush - Hemispheres
14 Aerosmith - Permanent Vacation
14 Chicago 17 - Chicago
14 Def Leppard- Hysteria
14 Elvis Costello - King Of America
14 Everclear - Sparkle and Fade
14 Tool - Undertow
13 Cult - LOVE
13 Faith No More - King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime
13 Helmet - Betty
13 Michael Jackson - Thriller
13 Slayer - South of Heaven
13 Venom - Welcome To hell
13 West Side Story Soundtrack
12 Eagles - Hotel California
12 Godsmack - Godsmack
12 Hum - So You'd Prefer An Astronaut
12 Jane's Addiction - Ritual De Lo Habitual
12 Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry
12 Ween - Chocolate And Cheese
12 Who - Tommy
11 Alice in Chains - Dirt
11 Clutch - Clutch
11 Cure - Disintegration
11 Matthew Sweet - Altered Beast
11 Nirvana - Unplugged
11 Van Morrison - Moondance
11 Who - My Generation
10 Bob Dylan - Blonde On Blonde
10 Collective Soul - Collective Soul
10 Hedwig And The Angry Inch Soundtrack
10 Moby - Go (The collected Remixes)
10 Opeth - Morningrise
10 Prince - Purple Rain
10 Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
10 Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger
9 Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Vol 1
9 Depeche Mode - Songs of Faith and Devotion
9 DJ Shadow - Endtroducing
9 Eric B. And Rakim - Paid In Full
9 Graham Parker Anthology
9 Led Zeppelin - Houses Of The Holy
9 Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way
9 Poison- Open Up And Say Ahhh
9 Queens Of The Stone Age - Rated R
8 Alice Cooper - Love it to Death
8 Bjork - Debut
8 Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
8 Dream Theater - Metropolis Part II: Scenes From A Memory
8 Fiona Apple - Tidal
8 Hootie and the Blowfish - Cracked Rear View
8 KoRn - Korn
8 Nine Inch Nails - Broken
8 Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
8 Stevie Ray Vaughn - Texas Flood
7 Black Crowes - Amorica
7 Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True
7 Mark Gage (Vapourspace) - The Gravitational Arc of 10
7 Mercyful Fate - Melissa
7 Our Lady Peace - Happiness Is Not A Fish You Can Catch
7 PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love
7 Prong - Prove You Wrong
7 Rancid- Out Comes The Wolves
7 Social Distortion - Social Distortion
6 Amorphis - Tales From The Thousand Lakes
6 Judgement Night Soundtrack
6 Liz Phair - Exile In Guyville
6 Nirvana - In Utero
6 Prick - Prick
6 Slayer - Reign in Blood
6 Steely Dan - A Decade Of Steely Dan
5 Cure - Staring At The Sea
5 Desperado Soundtrack
5 Mamas and the Papas - If You Can Believe Your Eyes And Ears
5 Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals
5 Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of A Madman
5 Ramones - It's Alive
5 Ramones - Ramones
5 Slipknot - Slipknot
4 Bob Marley - Legend
4 De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
4 Deep Purple - Machine Head
4 Helmet - Meantime
4 Hole - Live Through This
4 Kid Rock - Cocky
4 Smiths - Queen Is Dead
4 Testament - Practice What You Preach
4 Van Halen - Van Halen
4 Weezer - Weezer (The Blue Album)
4 Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
3 Cake - Fashion Nugget
3 Carcass - Heartwork
3 Husker Du - Zen Arcade
3 Metallica - Ride The Lightning
3 Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
3 Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
3 U2 - All that you cant leave behind
2 Beastie Boys - Ill Communication
2 Bon Jovi - New Jersey
2 Deftones - Around the Fur
2 Derrick and the Dominoes - Layla
2 Echo And The Bunnymen - Songs To Learn And Sing
2 Peter Gabriel - So
2 R.E.M. - Murmur
2 Too Short - Born To Mack
2 Who - Kids are Alright
2 ZZ Top - Eliminator
1 Aerosmith - Nine Lives
1 At The Gates - Slaughter Of The Soul
1 Beck - Odelay
1 Ben Harper - Fight for Your Mind
1 Bruce Springsteen - The River
1 Bush - Sixteen Stone
1 Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
1 Don Henley - Building The Perfect Beast
1 Front 242 - Up Evil
1 Lynyrd Skynyrd - One More For From The Road
1 Queen- Greatest Hits
1 Rolling Stones - Some Girls
1 Velvet Underground - Velvet Underground & Nico



Edited By Maynard on May 03 2002 at 01:37

This allows you to connect your Playstation or Playstation 2 controller to your computer via a usb port. Allows for 16 mappable buttons when analog is enabled (four of the buttons are the up down left and right from the digital pad).

I gotta say... best 20 bucks I ever spent on a game accessory.

If you want one or want to check out their other stuff like their PSX to Xbox controller adapter(and no this isn't spam so I won't post the link) hit the aim button and drop me a line so I can give you the link. Or just check out the properties on the pic. Not too difficult to figure out.

So last year, I guess in the Winter, maybe February, I quit smoking. Cold turkey! Then a few months later, I started again. Stress and shit, and I thought that smoking would help. Not a fucking chance. Then I quit in the Spring, and haven't had one since. Well, that is until this past Saturday. I quit cold turkey again that time, and didn't have a single craving at all for a whole year. I've been in bars, and around smokers, and no problems. Then all of a sudden Sat noght I just REALLY wanted one. So I did. I had 5 or so.
No big deal right? Well, today was a fucking miserable day for me. Very emotional shit happening, and I was super stressed. And I had another one today. The thing is though, it made me feel like fucking shit, so I don't think I'll be having another one. But I just don't know. I never thought I'd have one again anyway, and I did.

I fucking hate myself for ever picking up that first cigarette all those years ago.

I know that the topic of quitting smoking has come up here a few times before, but what about starting again? How many people has this happened to? And of you started again after a hiatus, why did you start again?


As much as I enjoyed smoking, I hate it 100 times more.