-It was thought that Kevin Nash had torn his biceps muscle, but a MRI showed a deep bruise. Nash will work through the injury.

-Triple H has suffered a small fracture on his right patella (knee cap), but he is working through the discomfort.

-Hulk Hogan still has a damaged rib, but he will continue to work through the pain.

-Chris Benoit will head to HWA on April 1, and will be back full time in May sometime.

-Mike Awesome may be able to return from injury as early as next week. He won't return to the WWF immediately, but will go to OVW or HWA to work off some ring-rust.

-Chris Kanyon is still six weeks away from a return after an ACL injury.

-Ross expects that Michael Cole will have a new announcing partner for Smackdown, while he and Jerry Lawler continue to announce RAW.

-Other WWF TV programs, aside from RAW and Smackdown, will also be getting new looks, including new formats and announce teams.

-Ross says that the rosters will be chopped and changed accordingly using talent trades, and wrestlers being promoted from developmental status.

-The European tour in May will feature the RAW superstars, while the show in Australia in August will feature the Smackdown wrestlers. Of course, the Undisputed Champion will be on both tours.

-Ross says that Austin is due to appear on RAW this coming Monday, and he will address his "free-agent" status.

-Ross was impressed with Kane's promo on Smackdown. He feels that Kane "can be a long-term, main-event star." Ross also feels the same way about Rob Van Dam, based on the crowd reaction he receives.

-Ross hints at a babyface push for Bubba Ray Dudley.

-Ross says that Randy Orton is as good as Brock Lesnar, and McMahon and Flair could have a "recruiting war" when he debuts.

- Eddie Guerrero and Rey Misterio Jr. have both verbally agreed to contracts with the WWF. Expectations are that they will sign over the next few days.

- Seven new wrestlers will be signed to developmental contracts soon.

- There is interest in signing Dawn Marie and federation officials have scheduled a meeting with her soon.

- The WWF spoke with Scott Steiner on Thursday and have requested more info on his drop foot problem. The WWF would like to add Steiner to one of their two brands but only after health issues have been sorted out.

I was just chatting with someone and I just had to make this thread.

How many of you have heard some really screwy shit during or after sex come out of your partners mouth?

My all time greatest lame comment came from so slug I met off the other board:

Wow, I can't believe I am in bed with Sean Cold.

man, was that ever a sign to run away and fast!

Firgure this should and could be a fun thread, once again don't take it fuckin personally.

It's just an idea I got today, post here on which board member you would love to beat, torture, and/or kill. then there will be a description on the death of each member.

Here's the catch, it's gonna be done "Whose line is it anyway" style. Meaning someone posts a name and then someone else kills that member.

For example if I say maynard then the next person has to kill maynard. People can also throw out other names as to give the members a choice on who they wanna "kill"

Hope it works out, here's the first try. It's a given..

<table style=filter:glow(color=yellow)>Maynard</table>

OK, I went over this a little before and I will do so again.

The main reasons for our changes are two fold.

First and foremost, it is to cut down on the CGI usage of the board. We are a high traffic site. Now, while we still are under our band width issues, the server has a server block in place to make sure that any site, which includes ours, doesn't crash the server. The CGI usage for dynamic pages kills us. So, I got rid of all the screnes that server as transfer pages which is just fuckin redundant. The quick reply also cuts posting ion half when it comes to CPU usage. Instead of using another, seperate page to post, it lets you do it right here. It also Gets you out to the main forums automaticly because when you are the last to post, why would you need to re read what you just typed? True, the new code buttons take a little to get used to and yes I know some of them are a little Quirky, but, for the most part it is a positive change. The drop down to the bottom of the page is something I will look to change even though I actually like it because everyone knows I don't read shit in the first place.

we lost the glow names for mods and a few other quirks are present because I just udpdated the board software comepletely without doing a fresh install. This means that a few silly things are going on and I will track them down eventually. Like the problem that was reported to me from someone using IE5, thats a tough one for me to locate because I use IE6 and these errors don't show on my browser.

Maynard is still a dick, all the fixes and hacks in the world won't change that and I still think BrokenJ is an asswipe.

As far as why FTL is no longer here. Well, your friendly nieghborhood mod does not like me or the site all that much. I know he has passed this along to other people and may or may not have posted shit like that elsewhere. He seems to have a thought process that it is a good thing we all left OA.com because we were not good posters in his limited eyes. Funny thing is, I don't fuckin care if he likes me or not actually. We are doing alot of work to make us our own site. Sure, we have alot of the same members and shit but in the long run, IU do think alot of you can make a distinct case that we are slowly making ourselves a different place altogether from our former home of our banter. I got rid of FTL because the fuckin rat faced goon was just wasting our CPU space and time by sitting on the board doing God knows what. He would lurk for days at a time and suddenly, I am seeing and hearing about slight changes on Oa that just seem a little to familar to me and that doesn't fuckin fly with me.

Another thing most of you are in the dark about and have no clue about is the announcements from OA.com and shit. Well, I know a little more about them then just about all of you combined times 2. One of the real big announcements was going to be the drop of the OA.com name and the renaming of that said site to The hell Hole. Matt and I discussed shit and the convo turned to a possible merger of this site with Oa under the hell Hole banner. I was thinking that since most of you still have active accounts on OA and the site was basiclly going to mirror ours if the change went through, then, why have two sites about the same fuckin thing with the same people as well? I wanted to make sure everyone still had a place to post and shit because our cgi usage was getting pretty fucked up around the same time Anthony threw his temper tamtrum. It seemed like a good fit and fix to everyones problems. GS even did his thread calming the masses down for he knew of what was on the table.

I had second thoughts rather quickly. Now, while I would have been a mod, yes, my third tour in message board Nam, no other mods from here had the welcome wagon to be mods as well. But, all his mods stay. What the fuck is that happy horseshit anyway? If anything, CDIH has proven that we are a viable choice of a message board even though we have some short comings. I would only be a mod and really have no say in board policy. This is why I was MIA for a week for I was mulling all the shit over at the times that I would have been posting. I also knew Matt couldn't walk from the OA shit because thats his shtick. I do not fault him for this in the least. What I fault him for is making all of us here at CDIH a back up plan. I don't think that we with our almost 40K posts should be a back up for anyone. He would have gained more by this than us for he would have seen the return of his quality posters. You don't think we are quality? Go look at that site ans tell me how we rate in the topic comparision since alot of us walked and posted exclusively here. I made my decission to stick with CDIH as only my mods can atest to for I posted about this shit a week ago in our forum. I do want to thank the mods for they showed great restraint while holding a smoking gun concerning this ifo and it never got back to me that others knew the deal.

As for the silly ass shit being said that we can't afford the site and shit, you couldn't be more wrong. I even offered the server CO. to up our plan but they actually said that it wouldn't help us and said we should try and use a more efficant software instead. If money ever becomes an issue, I will give you all the heads up and we will decide from there what our best course of action will be. You have my word on that. For now, I will do every update and install every hack that may help with our cgi problem. If it doesn't work out, we will, as in all of us from the mods to the members to even Buttmunch and Fezzy, will figure out what we will do.CDIH is not goping fuckin anywhere.

Just found out that STP is going to be doing a show at the Trump Marina in Atlantic City 4/19....which is a Friday. The tickets are kinda expensive $47.60 before the service rape...err charge...anyone going?

Everybody loves to get down but theres certain things that throw you out of your groove. Theres some things that your partner might enjoy but its a turn off for you. Myself, I hate chicks that bite your lips cause they think its sexy or something when you kiss. It fucking hurts. This honey last nite nearly bit mine off and distracted me from some really good sex. What pisses you off or ruins your enjoyment of sex?



Edited By Keyser Soze on Mar. 30 2002 at 1:04

I'm bored, so I came up with some of the most popular directors still working and picked their worst movie. I'm only including movies made when the director had control or somewhat control, meaning they decided to make this movie.

Robert Altman- "Ready To Wear"
Francis Ford Coppola- "Jack"
Oliver Stone- "U-Turn"
Steven Spielberg- "Hook"
Brian DePalma- "Mission to Mars"
Spike Lee- "Girl 6"
Roman Polanski- "The Ninth Gate"
William Friedkin- "Jade"
Sidney Lumet- "Gloria"
Stanley Kubrick- "Eyes Wide Shut"

I don't know what to think....Thursday night i was at the Beacon theater to see Dreamtheater wrap up the 1st leg of there North American tour. During their second set DreamTheater came out and played Metallica - MASTER OF PUPPETS (the album, not just the song) From BATTERY to ORION.

Being a DreamTheater fan I always enjoy when the band throws in it's mix of cover-songs, but at the same time I payed to see DreamTheater, not a Metallica tribute band.

Although i can't understand people who were getting completley pissed about them playing the whole ablum. DT didn't have an opening Act. They started at 8pm and played straight till midnight. So people got there 3 hrs of original music plus 1 hr of goofing around by the band.

What would you think if one of you Favorite Bands didn this at a concert?....Not just do a Cover song, but a Cover album?




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I think Canada gets a bad rap. They got a 18-19 yr old drinking age, good beer, big casinos, hot chicks, mostly white people, socialism, maple leafs, curling, snow year-round, polar bears, and funny accents. For my money its a top 5 country.

Eureka area high school kids involved in "Fight Club" brawls

Published 11:25 a.m. PST Friday, March 29, 2002
Eureka (AP) - - In a case of life imitating art, Humboldt County officials say teen-agers are staging after-school brawls reminiscent of the movie "Fight Club.
The fights aren't over a girl or an insult. Instead, they're for entertainment - and gambling.

John Turner of the Eureka Police Department says the fights usually are bare-knuckle - and have a great potential for serious injury.

He says there have been four prearranged fights in the Eureka area in the past two weeks.

Authorities believe the movie inspired the brawls.

Once again it's the "blame the media" fever we're in, I mean it's the authorities who believe it was, according to this the kids didn't even say Fight Club inspired them. Besides gambling would be against the FC philosophy