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Posted by: GonzoStyle - 03-27-2002, 09:38 PM - Forum: Cell #1
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ching ching po po cha cha cha, ho ho ho.
get it hahahahahahahahahaha
I know you all can see me, :roflmao:
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| A song for spitfire - Hahahahahahahahaha |
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Posted by: SLASH - 03-27-2002, 09:33 PM - Forum: Cell # 2
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<center>Down In A Hole
Alice In Chains
<font color=red>Bury me softly in this womb
I give this part of me for you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers
In a tomb...in bloom
Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved
See my heart I decorate it like a grave
You don't understand who they
Thought I was supposed to be
Look at me now a man
Who won't let himself be
Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, losin' my soul
I'd like to fly,
But my wings have been so denied
Down in a hole and they've put all
The stones in their place
I've eaten the sun so my tongue
Has been burned of the taste
I have been guilty
Of kicking myself in the teeth
I will speak no more
of my feelings beneath
Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, losin' my soul
I'd like to fly but my
Wings have been so denied
Bury me softly in this womb
Oh I want to be inside of you
I give this part of me for you
Oh I want to be inside of you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers (Oh I want to be inside of you)
In a tomb...in bloom
Oh I want to be inside...
Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, losin' my soul
Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, outta control
I'd like to fly but my
Wings have been so denied</center>
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| My eggplant!!!!!!! |
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Posted by: GonzoStyle - 03-27-2002, 09:30 PM - Forum: Cell #1
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Quote:I listened in for a minute. He mentioned something about making sure his She-male mom watched him stuff the eggplant.
Any idea what that means?
YES I DO!!!!!
Here's the proper fuckin story, don't mess up the facts motherfucker!!!
Gonzo & His Eggplant:
I have a sexual problem! Every time I am shopping at the grocery store I buy
lots of large eggplants - for fucks sake man - I fill two or three shopping
carts full. Then I take them home (the eggplants) and dress them up in
little clothing items and whatnot. Then I place them around the kitchen
table and play 'house'. They compensate for the family I never had, we sit around and eat oatmeal.
On special occasions I'll even whip up a nice casserole but anyway. When we are done eating our oatmeal I pick the
biggest one, yank the fucker up by the remaining vine, slap a
Condom on the bastard, hit it with two cups of canola oil and spend the rest
of the evening trying to stuff the 'fukin whore' eggplant up my ass. The
problem is - my friend thinks this is slightly abnormal behavior, but
then again he likes for me to grease up those large turkey-fat-free-sausages and
forcefully ram them up his cats pussy while he masterbates to old Clint
Eastwood movies: 'The Good, The Bad and the Fugly' for instance. Well - by
God - at the same time he wants me to lick his piss-stained panty croth and
scream" Jesus is a fucking Fag" and stuff like that . Then my mom wheels
herself down the ramp and starts wanting me to eat her MS numbed twat while
she shits in cellophane. Needless to say - the crux of my goddamn sexual
problem is as follows : I can't bust a nut when a large eggplant is in my
ass because my mom is shitting in cellophane and the cat is clawing my
nut-sack to a bloody pulp... I will one day run away with my 'real' family and not have to deal with this... I promise!!!!
RIP Juan The Eggplant
Who is no longer with us.
2001-2001
Edited By GonzoStyle on Mar. 27 2002 at 4:30
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| This just in....... - Apparent wild turkey terrorist attack |
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Posted by: OAS - 03-27-2002, 08:26 PM - Forum: The Pit
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In an apparent terrorist attack, a wild turkey took deadly aim at a South Plainfield, NJ office complex crashing into a window and killing itself immediately upon impact. The attack happened today at around 2:45 pm EST. The terrorist turkey failed in it’s bid to take any human casualties in it’s suicide flight.
South Plainfield animal control was immediately called to the scene to recover the suicide turkey’s carcass. The turkey suffered a broken beak and neck but caused no damage to the building. The South Plainfield based computer repair depot will suffer a financial loss of $10 to have the turkey carcass removed. OAS, spokesperson for the facility was quoted as saying he thought the $10 charge was ridiculous. OAS was quoted as saying “I got a 25 pound dead frozen turkey free from Shoprite for Thanksgiving. Why do I have to pay $10 to have someone haul away a terrorist turkey?”
The Homeland Security office has just raised it’s turkey terrorist warning to a level orange in anticipation of another attack by wild turkeys or possibly seagulls that are sympathetic to the turkeys cause.
Edited By OAS on Mar. 27 2002 at 3:26
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