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  Bread appreciation
Posted by: IkeaBoy - 03-27-2002, 07:56 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (26)

With this being the first night of Passover, or Pesach as it is called by some, I figure that it's time to pay credence and respect to a food product that doesn't get enough promotion or appreciation and that is - bread. Be it a loaf of bread, a roll, a bagel or even a wonderful baguette, it's time to say "bread, you have done so much for us that it should be a crime to ignore you for 8 out of 365 days every year. You have done no wrong against us, so why must we wrong against you."

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  Dudley more dead - At 66
Posted by: Banana_juice - 03-27-2002, 07:35 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (1)

LONDON, England -- British comedian and actor Dudley Moore has died aged 66 at his home in New Jersey after a long illness.

Moore died of pneumonia as a complication of progressive supranuclear palsy at 11 a.m. EST on Wednesday, publicist Michelle Bega in Los Angeles told The Associated Press.

He was last seen in public in Britain in November last year when he travelled to London to receive a honour from the Queen.

The frail-looking star of "10" and "Arthur" remained seated in a wheelchair as he received his CBE (Commander of the British Empire) from Prince Charles.

Moore's illness robbed him of his speech and rendered him virtually immobile.

In a career spanning more than 30 years, the often-married and often-divorced Moore won Tony awards, a Grammy, two Golden Globes, as well as the Oscar nomination.

He set up the Dudley Moore Research Fund, dedicated to finding a cure for PSP and the charity Music for All Seasons, which takes live music into hospitals, homes for the elderly and prisons.

Moore was a musical prodigy as a child and won a music scholarship to Magdalen College, Oxford, to study the organ.

He left university an accomplished jazz pianist and performed widely before finding fame with "Beyond The Fringe," a comedy revue with Peter Cook, Jonathan Miller and Alan Bennett.

In his native Britain, Moore is still best known for his comedy partnership with the late Cook in the 1960s and 1970s.

Their collaboration on the legendary TV shows "Not Only -- But Also" and "Derek and Clive" paved the way for Moore's Hollywood career as an unlikely romantic leads.

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  New korn - Did anyone else dl it yet?
Posted by: HedCold - 03-27-2002, 07:31 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (7)

i downloaded a copy of korns new album, and as expected its nothing special. anyone else hear it?

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  Gah damn f'n old people - Bring on hurling day!
Posted by: OAS - 03-27-2002, 07:20 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (5)

F’n old people. They are a threat to living in a safe society. During lunch I stopped at Home Depot. This old lady in front of me in the checkout line insists on digging 42 cents out of her coin purse to avoid getting excess change. This woman had to be 348 years old. Her arthritic ridden fingers took forever to function while she was trying to open her moth eaten coin purse and took forever to dig out the coins.

I then stop to get my hair cut. I come out of the place and while walking across the parking lot, this old f comes out of parking spot driving this Mercury Marquee and nearly runs me over. He never even saw me until I pounded on the hood of his car with my fist and got his attention.

One of my favorite episodes of the former sitcom Dinosaurs was one where Grandma Sinclair reached her birthday that was deemed to be to old to continue living and had to be hurled into the tar pits. Her son-in-law was so excited he was in his backyard the day before practicing his hurling techniques with sacks of flour.

Maybe we should adopt the dinosaurs Hurling Day practice and start hurling old people into tar pits.

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  Let gonz go!!!
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 03-27-2002, 07:17 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (15)

i have been talking to brother gonzo in private messages and i have come to the conclusion that he is ready to rejoin society. Isn't the ability to forgive the true sign of a civilized society? I say let spitfire rot forever, but let Gonz go!!!

let gonz go!!
let gonz go!!
let gonz go!!
let gonz go!!
let gonz go!!

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  Goodbye friends
Posted by: Maynard - 03-27-2002, 07:15 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (19)

This may be my last post, so I just wanted to tell you all goodbye. You have all been great friends, and I will miss you all dearly.

As soon as Spit is let out of her cell, I believe she will be trying to kill me. I didn't put her there, but she believes its all my fault. Sad

So again, goodbye my friends. I will love you forever. :confused:

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  You been lied to!!!
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 03-27-2002, 07:02 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (11)

Quote:Rape in prisons serves to create a second subordinate gender. Gang rape and the prison culture of fear and official tolerance act together to produce sex slaves who are used, loaned, pimped or outright sold as property. This "slavocracy" helps keep inmates content and divided. Parenti writes, "Rape is indispensable for those who wish to control and contain the overcrowded, miserable prisons of our nation." Like the Trusty Shooter system of the Mississippi Parchman Farm, through gangs and rape, those in charge shift the balance of terror from the keepers to the inmates. A growing population of prisoners are now HIV positive. Here at the 'CDIH Hole' ™ we are #1 in the country in HIV infected prisoners and rape per prisoner ratio. We can guarantee each prisoner will get raped several times daily and will be infected within his/her first week with a terminal illness.

I found this in the guide to life in the CDIH Hole. You been lied to it's nothing like what was described in the brouchuere!!!!

YOU BEEN HOODWINKED, BAMBOOZLED, LED ASTRAY, RUN AMUCK!!!!

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  Yo man, what the fuck!!!!!
Posted by: Spitfire - 03-27-2002, 06:31 PM - Forum: Cell # 2 - Replies (40)

Down with THE MAN :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:


someone please bring me some buds...aww, fuck it, I'm starting my own growroom



Edited By Spitfire on Mar. 27 2002 at 1:31

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  Boo boo poo poo
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 03-27-2002, 06:17 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (23)

:roflmao:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHAHAHAHAH

The cock crowed said the moo


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  Welcome home gonzo
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 03-27-2002, 05:56 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (23)

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OOHHH How I've missed you, Gonzo..... heheheh Welcome back!!!

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