Tonight I decided to watch Life of Brian after reading the Book of Matthew which ends like Jedi and I think that Brian may be the best Python movie, even over Grail. what do you think?

what's the best over the counter medicine to get when you're sick like with someting.

Are You Still Mad
-Alanis Morissette

are you still mad i kicked you out of bed?
are you still mad i gave you ultimatums?
are you still mad i compared you to all
my forty year old male friends?
are you still mad i shared our problems
with everybody?

are you still mad i had a an emotional affair?
are you still mad i tried to mold you into
who i wanted you to be?
are you still mad I didn't trust your intentions?
of course you are
of course you are

are you still mad that i flirted wildly?
are you still mad I had a tendency to mother you?
are you still mad that i had one foot out the door?
are you still mad that we slept together even after
we had ended it?
of course you are
of course you are

are you still mad i wore the pants most of the time?
are you still mad that i seemed to focus
only on your potential?
are you still mad that i threw in the towel?
are you still mad that i gave up long before you did?
of course you are
of course you are

With the official start of baseball season rapidly approaching, I was wondering who was going to opening day...and which team's they were going to. I'll be at Yankee Stadium 4/5 :bouncer:

The purpose of this thread is to celebrate the word 'spaz.' spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz spaz

Nevermind. I got the fucker working.



Edited By Paper Boy on Mar. 17 2002 at 11:02

i'm sure most of you know i'm rooting for the devils.

On 2 October 2001, the never-ending stream of rumors arising from the September 11 terrorist attacks on America was momentarily disrupted by an odd story about a grisly find made by a man imbibing the contents of a bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch purchased in Colorado.

Juan Sanchez-Marchez said he discovered a penis in his drink after he had downed about two-thirds of the 20-ounce bottle. He called the local police and turned the organ over to them for further investigation. Speculation ran rampant as to the identity of the man the penis the belonged to, what might have happened to him, and how this organ came to find its way into a bottle of fruit drink. (Three Rivers Bottling LLC in New Kensington, the bottling company from which the drink came, uses a high-speed, automated process that would make it next to impossible for anyone to insert something into a bottle on the production line. The drink is sold in clear bottles that are filled, instantly capped and then inspected at the plant. It was thus unlikely any item had been casually dropped into a passing bottle.)

The local coroner authorized tests to make sure the find was indeed what it appeared to be: a 3-inch length of human penis, neatly severed at the end.

The find prompted the recall of that line of punch by the manufacturer. Production of the beverage was also halted at the bottling plant.

Days later the coroner's office announced the gruesome item was actually mold and not human tissue. According to them, the mold likely developed after the metal lid on the fruit punch bottle was tightened improperly, allowing air to seep through the cap. That air and the high sugar content of the drink made for an ideal climate for mold, which probably started growing from the underside of the lid.

As initially comforting that change in the status of things might be, further thought reveals that imbibing a liquid that a mold has been growing in isn't all that much of an improvement.



Edited By Kim on Mar. 16 2002 at 7:46

While watching The Big Lebowski today I forgot how great Jeff Bridges was in this movie and how he got like no acclaim, no honors for actually personifying what the Dude is. And while people like Brando and De Niro are their greaet performances, what are some of those perfect roles and performances that were just forgotten.

I have it set so that I allow the yahoo.com cookies and none of the yahoo pics are showing up for me. They used to show up just fine as recently as 2 days ago. I installed a new HD, but I don't see how that would make a difference. Is anyone else not seeing the yahoo pics? Does anyone know if yahoo completely cutoff hotlinking?