Panic Room

This looks like it's going to rock! Its from David Fincher, so can it be bad?

Anyone else heard anything about it?

i have a lot but i will only post a few for right now...

From "A Few Good Men"
of course the famous

KAFFEE
I want the truth.

JESSEP
You can't handle the truth!
as well as
KAFFEE
Santiago was leaving for the
rest of his life, and he hadn't called a
soul and he hadn't packed a thing. Can
you explain that?

From "The Blues Brothers"
"We're on a mission from god"
and if i quoted anymore from that movie it would be the whole thing, its my favorite movie

"The Fifth Element"
KORBIN
Look, I only speak two languages. English and Bad English.

"American Beauty"
Carolyn Burnham
Uh, who's car is that out front?

Lester Burnham
Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

"American Psycho"
just a few there is way too much

Waiter
Would you like to hear today's specials?

Patrick Bateman
Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Patrick Bateman
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.



thats it for now, there will be more as more people post

No, it isn't a link to nasty pictures...

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Edited By SLASH on Mar. 05 2002 at 3:37

what are some scenes that just were never meant to be funny but when you watch it, you can't help but laug.

* The Other Sister when Giovanni Ribisi breaks down and cries over failing his class
* When Sofia Copolla says 'daddy' after being shot in GF3
* when michael Corleone falls of a chair and a dog eats his hat in GF3
* Bill Pullman's "today is OUR independence day" speech in ID4

Good advice from buddyhead.com...

1) Don't sing if you aren't one of the dudes on stage getting paid to do it. Nobody paid their hard-earned money to hear your dorky, untalented ass sing. We came to hear the dudes on stage sing. Paying 40 bucks to go see Tool, but instead of hearing Maynard, you get the dorkus malorkus with mad zits standing next to you singing "Sober" really loudly and out of key in your ear is enough to murder mother fuckers for.

2) Also, if the singer on stage does decide to either: pass the mic around for the "sing along" song, or: motion to the audience to sing aloud at key moments, and you know beforehand that your singing ability is severely limited, you MUST waive your "sing along" rights. Leave the crowd participation parts to those that do not fall under the "musically retarded" category.

3) This is possibly the oldest rule in the book… yeah, you know what we're talking about… don't be THAT guy. We KNOW you like the band, that's why you're here, you don't need to wear their SHIRT to their show as well.

4) Also, no wearing shirts of ex-bands either. That means no Nirvana shirts at the Foo Fighters show, no Jawbreaker shirts at the Jets to Brazil show, no Minor Threat shirts at the Fugazi show etc.

5) The "merch guy" is not your friend. In fact, all the merch guy wants to do is get through the night without having to talk to your lame ass. That means that he doesn't want a copy of your weak ass emo band's demo to pass along to the band. The only reason he might talk to you is because you either A) Know where to get drugs. B) Your girlfriend is hot, and by talking to you he can K.G.B. his way into her pants. C) You're willing to pay him for the time in his life that he's wasted listening to you talk about how much you like the band first out of print seven inch D) Know where he can get either drunk or high for free or E) He's making fun of you. Most likely it's E. In fact, it's mostly E, I mean look at yourself, you're striking up conversation with a merch jockey.

6) Dancing is ok, as long as you don't get all fruity. Air-instruments are NOT ok. That includes: air-guitar, air-drums, air-microphone, air-keyboards, and yes even the air-bass. Don't get me started on air-saxophone.

7) If you yell out "Play some Skynyrd", you deserve immediate castration. This isn't funny unless your name is either Beavis or Butthead. Shut the fuck up, we all know you've never heard Skynard. You think Earth Crisis invented music back in 1990. Don't give somebody another reason to stab you.

8) Don't be the buff steakhead dudes in the Jeep blasting Radiohead as you leave (or enter) the parking lot of the Radiohead show. WE KNOW YOU LIKE THE BAND! THAT'S WHY YOU ARE AT THE FUCKING SHOW CHAMP! HOW MUCH OF ONE BAND DO YOU REALLY NEED?! Actually just don't be the four buff guys in the Jeep at the show… period. This rule applies to everybody. You don't need to listen to the band you're going to see on the way to seeing them.

9) Tall dudes that stand at the front of the stage should have their testicles pureed. You're tall dumb ass, get in the back, or at least back a few rows.

10) Don't yell songs at the band, especially if it's not a super rare song or something. Yelling "ENTER SANDMAN" at the Metallica show is second only in retardation to drooling on yourself and walking really funny with a walker. NO SHIT THEY'RE GONNA PLAY ENTER SANDMAN DUDE. Keep it in your pants, they'll get to it in the 3rd encore. Heckling is ok.

11) Anybody who utters the word MOSH PIT deserves to die.

12) Don't take off your shirt. We know you're sweaty dude, taking off your wife beater isn't going to stop that.

13) Don't be that fat lame bitch that gets crushed at the front of the stage at the barrier. Every time there's a real big show, some grotesquely fat chick thinks it would be swell to get as close to the singer of Blink182 as possible, and that nobody else there has the same idea. 3 songs into the set, the bouncers have to pull her obese fainting ass over the barricade. Don't be this pathetic piece of pasty lard.

14) Don't buy those shirts in the parking lot from the dude who looks homeless… unless your idea of a good fitting shirt is about 1 foot long and 3 feet wide. Oh wait, that probably fits your fat ass perfectly.

15) No making out at shows. Get a room. Unless of course it's a Shat show, then it's ok.

16) People who stand outside the whole time, and never go inside to watch any of the bands should be shot in the face. Yeah bitch, we know you don't really like the music and just use your pseudo post emo look as a social façade to hopefully get laid and shit, but your presence at shows besides annoying everybody and making it harder to move around is useless. Go home and play on the internet and revise your makeout club profile you twat.

17) Don't be that guy who sells your zine at shows. We don't want to hear about your boring life, let alone have to pay money to hear about it.

18) Newsflash for kids starting a new band… it doesn't matter how many flyers you make for that first show you're playing at that coffeehouse… if you pass this flyer out to every last fucker in front of the show, NOBODY WILL CARE AND NOBODY WILL COME. We don't care about Shit Skittle's debut performance brah. It's almost as if the people passing out these flyers assume that people are walking out of the show thinking, "Gee, I really don't have anything to do at all next weekend. I wish there was some shitty show going on somewhere really out of the way with bands I've never ever heard of and don't know what they sound like that I could go to." It's not happening bro and never will. Keep practicing.

19) No crying.

20) When there's a brand new band that a lot of people seem real excited about that features ex members of other cool bands or something, and they don't have any releases out yet, just a demo, or a couple mp3's on their website or something, don't be the jackass at the front of the stage singing all the words. Yeah, yeah, we know you're the geeky super fan who likes these guys way more than everybody else. Just stop it cos you're making everybody want to vomit with your over apparent super fan enthusiasm.

21) "M oshers" who lose shoes, keys, wallets, etc. and then stop their kung fu fighting to try and look for those objects, then get clobbered and fall to the ground…… no wait, keep doing that, it's funny.

22) Sometimes when your favorite band is playing their big hit as their last song, you think it's a good idea and really cool to jump up on the stage and dance with the band. You and about 50 other die-hard geeks. Well… we know you're real enthusiastic about the whole thing, but get your porky and dorky ass off the stage. The band doesn't want you up there that close to their equipment. Get off the stage fruitcake.

23) If you go up and begin conversation with the band while they're loading equipment out at the end of the night and you don't at least offer to help, you deserve to be cut into little fucking pieces. The band wants to get the shit in the van and get the fuck out of your dumb ass corn & wheat truckstop town, and you're not helping matters.

24) Street team people passing out the latest Mudvayne cassette sampler in front of the show should be crucified. Yeah, give me a tape dude. I want a fucking Mudvayne tape.

What's your favorite fight scenes? I was watching 'Return Of Th Dragon' The fight scene with Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris in the Collesium always gets me.

- Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris - Return of the Dragon

- End sword fight scene - 'Blade'

- The Duel of the Fates lightsaber battle with Darth Maul - Star Wars The Phantom Menace

- Braveheart - The first fight scene when Wallace comes back on horseback with his hands behind his back, I always loved that scene.

- The alley fight in 'They Live' with Roddy Piper & Keith David

- Lethal Weapon 4 - Gibson & Glover Vs. Jet Li

- Fight Club - Edward Norton Vs. Edward Norton in the office. Brad Pitt Vs. The Owner Of The Pub. Actually almost every fight scene. BUT The most BRUTAL Edward Norton in the "I wanted to destroy something beautiful" scene.

I know right away...my name on a thread..makes it automatically nasty and disgusting...but this is honest to god true. I just got some soup from a nearby chink place. they gave me those fried noodles to put in it. after 4 spoonfulls on the fifth one i notice something on a noodle. A ROACH WING!!! This is without a doubt a fucking roach wing. On the end you can see where it is suppose to be attatched a nice chunk of "meat".

What are some of the more fucked up movie scenes that you can remember? The scenes that always kinda grossed you out or made you say "what the fuck was that?" Yet you always love watching it, or maybe you never wanna watch it again.

Here's some of my candidates and there are many.

- The Finale To 'Scarface'
- The rape scen in 'Clockwork Orange.'
- The Billy Batts scene in goodfellas, not the first one but the second one when Pesci stabs him with his mothers butcher knife in the trunk.
- The 'ear' scene from resevoir Dogs
- Final Scene in 'Rosemary's Baby.'
- The 'Jawbreaker' Scene in 'American History X'

I know there's plenty more out there.

Mmmmmm, Japanese "candy"?

Foreign Candy Cigarettes
US Candy Cigarettes

My fav is probably going to be...

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Edited By Maynard on Mar. 05 2002 at 11:48