Ok, I was skimming through what was on today and got a phone call. I talked for a few minutes and returned to the TV. I stopped at the Sally show and boy, what a fuckin topic it was. The topic of the day was "Our sex life is hurting..." or some shit. There was a 400 pound tub of jellified shit sitting there bitching about her husband. So, as trash tv always does, the camera pans to the guy who scored Shamu and this dweeb was 110 pound with a brick in his fuckin hand. He was trying to explain how he just can't get the job done and these Alabama rednecks in the fuckin studio actually were boing him. The dork even said he might not be "equipped" enough to get the job done at this point. Sally just razed that cum gurgling voice of hers and declared that it is not the size that counts and blah blah blah.

What a fuckin crock of runny dog shit this is! Unless he is packing a 9er, he is not reaching this behemoth's g spot with a fuckin plank strapped to his fuckin ass! Why do these shows have to defend these blow hole having pigs every step of the fuckin way?

I never claim to be in the best shape, but, if I ever woke up and didn't see my dick, I have a plan that consists of NOT EATING!



Edited By Sean Cold on Feb. 13 2002 at 7:54

I really like this quiz!!! :bouncer:

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You are a very bizarre person, to say the least. You don't think the way most other people do. And you probably don't really care.



You defy convention, and probably really like burritos. And you're very content with your life. You're a ray of sunshine. Piercing, bizarre end-of-the-world sunshine, but sunshine nonetheless. While most people are going to college to be lawyers or accountants or something, you'd be just as happy working at Tippy's Taco Stand in San Dimas, CA.



You probably have a really interesting car. You definitely do not drive a Honda Civic. There's a good chance that you smoke weed. There's a good chance you sell it.



Everybody worth anything likes you a lot.



<a href=http://www.geocities.com/cbstaffpage/zepquiz.html>Take the Which Led Zeppelin Song Are You? Quiz </a>

I figured someone would ask it and why not the only sig whore around without one. :lol: :fuggin:


I personally hate all of yours and think you should all rot for it.

Yup....looks like that trout trap needs a good cleaning to me.


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Edited By Maynard on Feb. 14 2002 at 11:45

This past Tuesday at school was a damned terrible one.

The day started out fairly typical and mundane. The teacher was going over the ABC's and our 1-20's slowly so we could get the hang of it while we drank our apple juice. After this, she told us we were going to make hand turkeys and everyone got excited. I went back to my cubby hole and got out my Crayola 24 color crayons, which has every color including mixed primarys. Quite a spectacular set compared to the shitfest 9 color sets most people had.

The teacher handed out our blank sheets paper and I began to trace my hand with haste. I used red for the whole turkey, then sky blue, yellow, green, purple and black for the feathers. It looked shoddy but I was actually very happy with it. All of a sudden some girl sitting indian style 3 seats away from me asked if she could borrow some crayons. I say sure, because I have plenty, and hand her the box with out hesistation. I then proceed to the toy shelf and get the lincon logs.

Ok, HERES WHERE THE BULLSHIT STARTS. I created something that looks like a house and went back to my table to get my crayons back. They were sitting on my paper, but on further inspection I was missing green, tan, orange and black. I looked all over the table and walked around the area just to maybe see if they had fell on the ground or some shit, but it was pretty obvious what had happened. That worthless cunt had stolen them. I couldn't fucking believe this.

I head over to where she was playing. She was making a fort out of waffle blocks and stuff, acting all innocent and shit. I say "HEY" outloud and she pokes her head out of her fort. I ask "Where are the rest of my crayons?" and she goes "I dunno". So then WHAM I deck her right in the fucking mouth with my elbow. I think her gums were too numb to cry properly because she was kinda wailing by puffing her cheeks. I then crawled up top of a shelf and jumped down on her useless fort, crushing her with her own creation. THAT got the teachers attention and everyone tried to pull her out of the wreckage while yelling at me. I knew nap time was going to be a long and nerving one.

The teachers sent me to the principals office, and the principal said that he was going to tell my mom. I thought this was an idle threat, but when I got home it proved false. My mom was bitching at me the whole day, and now she grounded me from the nintendo for a whole week and refuses to rent me anymore games until I apologize to the girl tomorrow. WITH a signed note from the teacher. I can't believe this, shes so full of shit. What a terrible day, I ought to crush her with her stupid fort again just to piss my mom off more.

In conclusion, the Aztecs were an amazing civilization.

Why didn't you tell us you were going to New Orleans for the Mardi Gras show last week?

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Edited By Maynard on Feb. 14 2002 at 11:34

I've traveled a few places out side the country..England, France and Bonaire...yet I've only been to a handful of states in the US. Besides the adjoining states like NY, NJ, Penn, Conn, Del, and Maryland what part of this great US have you seen? Do you plan on seeing more? Are you more inclined to travel in the US rather then outside do to recent incidents?

As most I've been to Florida to see Mickey, but outside the local areas I've only been to South Carolina for my folks house.

I plan on going to Vegas this year and seeing the Grand Canyon and the surrounding areas while I'm out there.

I haven't traveled outside the country because oppurtunity hasn't sufaced, but I wouldn't think twice about flying outside the US.

Just curious..what's everyone's fear?? Mine is clowns..**shivers** evil evil motherfuckers.. and being alone in the dark. :0

*edit* also..oysters..I don't like those things..creepy



Edited By BeckyDC on Feb. 13 2002 at 2:11

So I watched this show Driven last night on VH1. It's basically the same thing as Behind The Music, only they don't focus on the band's hardships. It's more of a documentary on the band.

Anyhow, if fuckin rocked. Something I really liked about it was they didn't interview Manson for it. Almost all of the interviewees were former bandmates, and managers and stuff. Also, they started from his early childhood, and went up through "Smells Like Children", which is where they finally made it into the mainstream. In a sense, I'm glad they didn't keep going with his newer stuff. I liked where they ended it.


If you get a chance, check this out. It's really worth the hour.