Yes I do realize Kiss can be a lame assed band. They are the original band to know three cords but yet only play two of them. I just got in this odd mood to listen to them. While ripping the cd's to the hard drive, I came to the conclusion that I like these fuckers' music in between their make up phases. I admit that Rock 'n' Roll all nite is one of their better songs, but, other than that one, I really don't care for much shit before Lick It Up. Very strange.

When it comes to Kiss, I like shit like Heaven's on Fire, Hide Your heart, revenge[the album], etc. Then, i went on to notice that the last Kiss album I have is the rare Carnival of Souls: the Final Sessions. It was the final non make up album that was very limited in it's release. Shit, mine is a promotional copy I got from my buddy who worked at LIR a few years back.

So, which Kiss do you perfer music wise?

FUCKING FUCKINGGUFJKCING FUCK CHRIRST DAMNIT!!!!! SHIT FUCKERING COCKERS SUCKING! GODDMSANIT THE STUPID FUCKIGN SHITSERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGggg


World's oldest documented koala dies at 19


SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) -- A koala believed to be the world's oldest documented male member of its species has died in San Francisco at age 19, officials said Friday.

San Francisco Zoo spokeswoman Nancy Chan said "Clarry" the koala died Thursday at his indoor enclosure at the zoo's "Koala Crossing" exhibit.

One of two koalas sent to San Francisco in 1985 from the Queensland National Park and Wildlife Service in Brisbane, Australia, Clarry sired seven offspring during his time at the zoo, koala keeper Nancy Rumsey said.

"He was gentle with people and quite charming, and he never met a female koala he didn't like," Rumsey said.

Zoo officials said that according to the International Koala Stud Book kept in Melbourne, Australia, Clarry had lived longer than any other male koala documented.

Some females have lived even longer.

Zoo officials said that koalas in the wild generally live to be about 12 years old, when their teeth fall out and they can no longer grind up their food.

They attributed Clarry's remarkable life span partly to their efforts to provide him with ground eucalyptus leaves mixed with a high-calorie liquid supplement.

"We probably extended his life by several years with this method of feeding," said Dr. Freeland Dunker, the zoo's staff veterinarian.

Officials said Clarry began showing unmistakable signs of advanced age in recent months, including loss of muscle mass.

"He was also a little forgetful," said Rumsey. "But he was still spry enough to climb a tree."

The rematch between featherweights Marco Antonio Barrera and Erik Morales scheduled for March 2 at the MGM Grand has been postponed because of an injury to Barrera. Barrera injured a rib when he was hit by a sparring partner Jan. 30. His doctors said he can't resume training until March 15.

Barrera and Morales fought Feb. 19, 2000, in what was later named Ring Magazine's ``Fight of the Year.'' Although most neutral observers thought Barrera won, the decision went to Morales.

Five-time world champion Oscar De La Hoya has a simple plan three fights and out the door. De La Hoya's personal single-elimination competition begins May 4 in Las Vegas when he defends his WBC super welterweight title against Fernando Vargas, a man he admits he truly dislikes and believes is bad for the sport he loves. De La Hoya, 34-2 with 27 knockouts, said he also hopes to fight Felix Trinidad and Shane Mosley -- the two fighters who've beaten him -- before he retires. But first things first, and first is Vargas. What if he loses?

Quote:``My retirement plan comes earlier,'' De La Hoya replied. ``Oh yeah, of course, there's no doubt about it. That's the easy way out, losing and just retiring. Of course, I don't want that. that's a lot of pressure there.''

Quote:``I really want to beat this guy,'' De La Hoya said. ``I've never had an animosity toward anybody. This guy, I really do, I really have some animosity towards him because he represents the bad side of boxing... Vargas is another Tyson.''

The only one logged in..

then again, it's only a little after 7 a.m. where y'all are....6:15 pm Sat night here....

Looks like someone in phoenix is enjoying his time a little too much. It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy too.

Quote:Phoenix Suns point guard Stephon Marbury was arrested Friday on a charge of extreme driving under the influence after an officer saw his car weaving on the road.

An officer started following Marbury because he appeared to be speeding, then watched as the car began moving in and out of its lane, Scottsdale police spokesman Officer Scott Reed said.

Marbury was clocked at 75 mph in a 50 mph zone and pulled over, Reed said. Marbury's speech was slurred and his breath smelled like alcohol, the police claimed.

A portable breath test indicated Marbury had a blood alcohol level of .153, the police said. The legal limit for driving in Arizona is 0.08. A blood test will also be conducted.

Marbury was booked into the city jail on charges of extreme DUI, DUI and speeding, Reed said. Extreme DUI, a charge that can be used when a person has a blood alcohol level of at least 0.15, carries harsher penalties.

Reed said Marbury was held for about two hours before being released. The case was referred to the city prosecutor's office.

"I must accept responsibility for my actions and I apologize to my teammates, the organization and the community for whatever embarrassment I have caused," Marbury said in a statement.

Suns president Bryan Colangelo, who was in Philadelphia for the All-Star Game, said the team would act after the details of the arrest and the legal outcome were known.

"We are extremely disappointed to learn of this incident involving Stephon Marbury," Colangelo said.

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Now that little Miss Stephanie McMahon is looking better than ever (translation: killer implants), what magazine do you think has the best chance at landing a pictorial of her?

hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be

Hey you -

Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not
Puts me down, fools me around
What's she doing to me?
Out for satisfaction, any piece of action
That ain't the way it should be
She needs love, smells out a man
She's gotta see
Pours my beer, licks my ear
Brings out the devil in me

hell ain't a bad place to be

Spends my money, drinks my booze, stays out every night
And I got to thinking, "Hey, just a minute, something ain't right"
Disillusions and confusion
Make me want to cry
All the same, you lead your games
Tellin' me your lies
Don't mind her playing a demon
As long as it's with me
If this is hell then you could say
It's heavenly

hell ain't a bad place to be

Late at night turns down the lights
Closes up on me
Opens my heart, tears it apart
Brings out the devil in me

hell ain't no bad place to be



Edited By Flock of Moosen on Feb. 08 2002 at 7:39

That's right, you heard me. By all practical means, Buddha is better than Jesus. If you take Jesus and multiply him by infinity, Buddha is still 10 times cooler.

1st Reason: Buddha is a self-made man. He pulled himself up by the boot straps and found enlightenment by himself. He spent years meditating and pondering about life, death, love, the human condition and figured out all of it by himself. Jesus is the exact opposite. He didn't lift a finger to become what he was. He got all his knowledge and cheesy superpowers dropped in his lap just because daddy controls the universe. His father just handed him all the answers to the test called life, while Buddha had to actually study. Pfft. I hate him more and more by the minute.

As a matter of fact, this all equates to certain comic book characters. And comics are far deeper, more intelligent and exciting than the whole bible put together. Even shit like Spawn v. Batman owns the Bible's ass. But the purpose of this thread isn't to bitch about the bible, it's also here to spread malicious slander against Jesus, who I might add, died because he was weak and stupid.

The point? Oh yeah, in comic terms Buddha equates to Batman. Batman is a regular man who made himself something amazing. He worked hard to become what he was, and has an unwavering need to save people. Jesus, Jesus equates to Superman, everyone's home town hero who only is what he is because he was given superpowers. He's not too bright either. The analogy works well because Batman beat Superman into a bloody smear twice now, as Buddha no doubt does to Jesus in philosophical terms.

2nd Reason: Nobody kills in the name of Buddha. He made sure that when people got his message, they couldn't fuck it up and kill someone for it. You never hear about taoist suicide bombings. Or bombings from atheists in the name of "No God", for that matter.

3rd Reason: Buddhists don't eat defensless animals because Buddha recognizes that they are living things, too, and not just toys put here for us to exploit. Jesus ate dead animals a lot. He was also a communist.

4th Reason: There is no 4th reason. The number 4 sucks, anyway. Sucks big time. Almost as much as Jesus does.

5th Reason: Jesus was a skinny waif. Buddha was like this, but buffed up and became a big fat dynamo. Fat Buddha could snap Jesus in half because of this. So Buddha would win any fight against Jesus, unless He knows kung-fu, then it would be a fair match.

6th Reason: Buddha didn't need a merchandising line to stay in business. Jesus, however, showed all the chastity of a three-dollar-whore to consumer America. He's got so much ridiculous merchandising running around, it makes me want to vomit in a bucket with the jesus fish on the side. HE may say he only does this to make money for charity. Again I say, Jesus, you are a filthy fucking liar, and if your dad wasn't the CEO of heaven, you'd be raped in hell by Ronald Reagan right now. We all know the money just goes into the real estate of the church so you can have some fancy stained glass windows with your mug on it while children starve and die in 3rd world countries. Buddha skips the merchandise. He leads his followers donate their own time to help, unlike Jesus, who couldn't even lead a horse to water.

7th Reason: Buddha doesn't tell people to rely on supernatural voodoo to be happy. Buddha's like a Linux hacker who figured out how the system works and told people how to get it to do what they need. Jesus just has them fall in desperation on a giant invisible man in the sky, which is low, even if there is a giant invisible man in the sky. Jesus is a Windows user who doesn't understand anything that doesn't say "START" or "STOP" in huge lettering on brightly colored buttons.

There, in your face JC. Why don't you just resign as mankind's salvation and let someone who obviously knows what he's doing take charge. But you still choose to rule with your obvious incompetence. You're practically a traitor. Buddhahahahaahahaha!

{Disclaimer: I'm not a Buddhist, or a practicing-Catholic, for that matter. I just saw a funny opportunity here. Any slander against JC was completely intentional. And if you don't like it, you can go back to Canada, you Communist Nazi Jew.}



Edited By Sephiroth on Feb. 08 2002 at 6:36

OK, I never EVER watch MTV anymore, but for some reason at about 10:10 last night, I was flipping and and saw a couple hot teen chicks walking around so I decided to see what it was about.

What it turned out to be was one of the most riveting 60 minutes of television ever created. A must see. Second only to Corey Haim's E! True Hollywood Story in the unintentional comedy rating.

It turns out that this documentary tracks the stories of three groups of people:
Two completely vapid, Beverly Hills 19 year-olds spending daddy's money. I shall call them Heather. I think they share a brain. One was getting a nose job and lip implants. One was getting lipo. Both had already obviously gotten breast implants.
One gym rat with, who, although they didn't specifically say, is most assuredly a mechanic. Typical night club guy. He either wears a black children's shirt, or a wifebeater. They showed him at a dance club taking his shirt off so he could show his tats and abs. However, his life was missing one major thing. He would, in his opinion, be the "total package" of the perfect body and perfect mind, if he could only fix his calves. Yes that's right, he wanted calf implants.
Third. A beast of a woman; At least 350 pounds. She was getting gastric surgery to shrink her stomach to about the size of a syringe which would force her to lose weight.

So here's the comedy. They would intersplice comments from Heather and the gym rat about how horrible their life is, with the fat chick trying to use pendulum momentum in order to get out of a chair. The night before the surgery the Heathers "splurged" on sushi since they were getting it sucked out the next day, while the fat chick tried to force down some form of liquid poison to shock her stomach into relaxing.

The whole show was just showing how superficial and absolutely retarded the Heathers and the gymrat were compared to what the whale was going through.

Quite possibly the funniest moment of the show was right at the end when they interviewed all three people to see how the surgery will change their lives. The fat chick gave a moving speech about this will change her life. She can now live life like a normal person. She can go to the beach, starting dating, get promoted, everything. She was beaming. The day after Heather's nose job. Still all bruised and taped about the nose and cheeks, she was groggy as hell and drooling becuase of the fact that her lips were still all bruised. She was excited becuase she thought this would give her more confidence to pursue her life's dreams of "posing for playboy and maybe getting a boyfriend"

The showed the gym rat pulling up his pants at bars and dance clubs showing off his calves while people laughed at him behind his back.

It's on again at tonight at 8 and sunday at 9