Im going to bed with my neighboor's 11 yr old boy...sweetdreams everyone.

Ok, I have had enough of this dead, cold season with the lack of sunlight. I need spring. I need summer. I need to sweat my butt off in the heat and humidity.

I HATE winter!

I know there are a lot of diehard simpsons fans who will say the show is getting better than it ever is and never lost its greatness, I'm not one of them. However with the exception of the first few episodes of this season, is it just me or has the show itself improved from the last few seasons. Recent episods have had good laughs, good writings and are just enjoyable

1 star hangover *

No pain.
No real feeling of illness.
Your slept in your own bed and when you woke up their were no traffic cones in there with you.
You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka redbulls.
However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara.
Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

2 star hangover * *

No pain, but something is definitely amiss.
You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.
The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast.
Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net
and writing junk e-mails.

3 star hangover * * *

Slight headache.
Stomach feels like crap.
You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive.
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m.
Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke
watching daytime TV.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.

4 star hangover * * * *

You have lost the will to live.
Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew.
Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.
You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving or it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems, (depending on your gender. )
Your teeth have their own individual sweaters.
Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from the second-grade class picture circa 1976.
You would give a weeks pay for one of the following - Home time, a doughnut and somewhere to be alone, or a time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
You scare small children in the street just by walking past them

5 star hangover * * * * *

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you.
Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.
You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you.
You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body.
Death seems pretty good right now.
Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic.
You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe.......very gently.

6 star hangover * * * * * *

You arrive home and climb into bed.
Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi.
You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up.
You notice that you bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room.
No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck.
You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail.
After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet.
If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls.
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting.
Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts.
Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils projectile out your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed.
She/He abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is not an option.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.

Let me begin by saying that this was both the best action/adventure game and the worst RPG ever! Linear doesn't even begin to describe this shit fest. The whoile premise for this fuckin game is pretty much laid out in the first few hours. No free roaming till the end, every event has to be done in order, what am I playing, an overproduced and over hyped Mario Bros? Roly Playing means you take total fuckin control and not duped in to thinking you have control by shovin a nifty sphere grid up your ass and promoting it as an RPG! damn squaresoft to hell for this game.

Graphicly, it is hands down the most beautiful game ever made. But the story? Just like the fuckin movie, the story seemed to be nothing but a mother fuckin afterthought to the whole game. And, what ius with that fuckin ending anyway? I logged 130+ hours and you get that nice lovely epty feeling at the end, ho pleasent. You run through the credits and what's this, is Tidus alive? Is he evil now? Well, fucked if I know, they ended it on him fuckin swimming god damn it!

The voice overs: My fuckin god, who came up with the white jamacian athlete anyway? Wakka's voise is quite possibly the most annoying video game sound this side of jumping a barrel in Donkey Kong! And, why wasn't he just fuckin fuming when he met Jecht? Hey asshole, thats the guy who wasted your brother!

Lulu, the virgin dominatrix, oh joy, what character development they spent there!

And the Lengendary Weapons? You don't even fuckin need them. it is nothing more than a waste of quite a few hours!

Square with my 50 bucks--> :dead:<--me when i am done

I receive a package from Comcast this week alerting me what I already knew. That @Home is no longer being used by Comcast, they are now providing cable internet service on their own. Now they tell me to go to <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://download.comcast.net/">http://download.comcast.net/</a><!-- m --> to download some new Comcast software. I remember when I had @Home's bloated shitware on my PC which I didn't even need. Is this the same deal? Do I really need this thing?

I've read many an uninformed, glowing treatments about mystical Ninjas, and I must disagree.

Let's say that a platoon of Navy S.E.A.L.s has a beef with a Ninja Death Squad and war is inevitable.

While ninjas are most assurdely quicker and stealthier, the technology and weaponry of the S.E.A.L.s would totally whup ass completely on ninjas.

S.E.A.L.s are known for their amphibious strenghts while it's quite well known that ninjas are afraid of water. Their heavy canvas suits get easily waterlogged and their face masks make it very easy to see underwater. Whereas S.E.A.L.s not only come equipped with sweetass flippers but also oxygen masks that can sustain them for miles underwater.

S.E.A.L.s have both thermo and night vision. As cool as ninjas are with their catlike reflexes, they can't see in the dark. So an attack by the S.E.A.L.s at night would cause complete and utter chaos and make the ninjas swallow their own tongues in fear of the military machine that is the S.E.A.L.s

S.E.A.L.s are like chamelions. They can blend into any environment. Whether it be desert, jungle, downtown city, or even outer space. Ninjas only have that one black outfit and despite their ability to move swifty without noise, they will still be easily detected becuase of their getup.

S.E.A.L.s have complete badass weaponry. Ninjas have stupid little swords, throwing stars and blow darts. At best, they could throw these with surgical precision for a hundred feet or so. S.E.A.L.s could stand hundreds of yards away and shoot off the fingertips of every ninja they chose just to toy with them. S.E.A.L.s come with rocket launchers, sniper rifles, Apache helicopters, and a bunch of other wicked cool types of stuff to kill the pansy ninjas with.

Finally, intelligence. Ninjas have none. They can only communiate with each other with their rudimentary telepathy skills. S.E.A.L.s have two-way radios with microphones where they can talk to every person in their platoon. They also always have video survelliance and a group leader that's watching everything from a safezone telling the S.E.A.L.s where all the bad guys are.

As long as the S.E.A.L.s properly stayed at least 50 feet from any ninja at any given time, the ninjas would have no chance. All in all, this would be a swift battle and the S.E.A.L.s would completely wipe out the ninjas while suffering zero casualties.

Has anybody else bought a dreamcast. I saw the extremely cheap price tag(50-60 bucks) and then saw that I could download every game and burn to cdr and have it work without hardware modifications and that just sealed the deal. This is one sweet machine. I can't believe that Sega gave up on it. Buy one while you can they are already hard to find.

I had the shittiest date tonite. I went out with a guy I met from work tonight. I thought he was nice, good looking so I said sure I will go out with you. We went out to dinner and then drinks afterwards. All he did was talk about himself and complain about everything, and not ordinary complaining just plain whining. I am normally a very understanding person and I am not judgemental but oh my god this guy was horrible. After about 2 hours I excused myself, called my friend and begged her to pick me up. Then he had the nerve to ask me out again for next week. Ever have one of these??

i have been working really long hours lately putting up a new show and i havent been able to check in regularly. well, the thing is........i've missed you guys, i really have. there, i've said it. i feel much better. I know some of you will post how much you didn't miss me, but thats ok, cause i missed you.