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| My Ass hurts - prison sucks |
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Posted by: Sluggo - 01-19-2002, 11:09 PM - Forum: The Pit
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Goddamnit my ass is killing me from that blindfolded shower!
I hope the fucking Moron got that and then some!!!
Theiving Bastard!!!
So, anyway...
Anybody got any suggestions as to what I can do for the Bleeding and Inflamation? :moonie:
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| Final correspondence |
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Posted by: Sluggo - 01-19-2002, 10:14 PM - Forum: Cell # 2
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Dear Warden,
Sir, I undestand you are a very busy man, but I would like you to review my case.
Innocent, or not,I feel solitary confinement is a bit harsh for a first time offender.
Please sir put me into general populatin with the Moron...
I have something I want to give to him.
Thank you for your time.
Sluggo.
PS. This will be my last correspondence until I am free.
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| I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!! |
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Posted by: Sluggo - 01-19-2002, 09:07 PM - Forum: Cell # 2
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I don't know what the fuck is going on here...
But...
I guess I'm in for the long haul...
Don't worry Maynard...
I'll keep your bunk warm for you...
Framed
I was sitting in the coffee shop just minding my own affairs
When all of a sudden this policeman caught me unaware
He said is your name Pedro, I said yeah i guess so
He said then come with me cause your the guy we been looking for
I sai hey man i been framed!
Hey, no, really man i been framed
Awwwwww, I never do nothin' wrong, but every time i get the blame
I been framed!
They put me in the lineup and let the bright lights shine
There was ten poor dudes like me, standing in that line
I knew I was the victim of somebody's evil plan
When this scroungy looking dude said, yeah that's him man
Hey wait a minute man i been framed man!
Oh listen to me judge I was framed!
I never do nothin' wrong, but every time i get the blame
Hey I been framed!
Then the prosecuting attorney stared prosecuting on me
That dude gave me the first, second, and third degree
He said where were you on the night of July 29
I said I was home in bed
He said judge that man's lying
I said wait a minute man I was framed man!
Hey judge, listen to me, really, you gotta believe me I been framed man!
I never do nothing wrong, but every time i get the blame
Oh I was framed!
Now i deny the charges of having any weed
I also deny the charges of taking any speed
I deny the charges of selling any grass
But when the judge looked down and said guilty
I said judge you can kiss my-- FRAAAMMMMEDDD!!
Judge, Im telling you the truth, I was framed man!
I never do nothing wrong, but every time i get the blame
Hey I was framed!
Ohh framed, you gotta believe me judge, that wasn't even my stuff, I was holding it for a friend man
Could this face life man!?
Cmon judge, don't slam me in jail man
I just got my car fixed!
Look, I just got a new tattoo and everything man
Ohhhhhhh man, what a bummer
Oh cmon judge, gimme a break PLEEASSE!
Oh judge, don't take me away, I was framed!
Man, really I been framed
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| Letter to the Warden |
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Posted by: FNMoron - 01-19-2002, 08:08 PM - Forum: Cell #1
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Sean Cold
Warden & Dungeon Master of CDIH, inc.
666 River Styx Rd.
West Hades, HL 60606
Mr. Cold;
On behalf of well... uh, myself, ...I write to urge the Board of Pardons and Paroles to recommend commutation of the death sentence of FN Moron, who is scheduled to be executed on Monday, January 21st in obsevation of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. I was convicted and sentenced to death in a ruling by yourself for a thread murder and post whoring committed in the early hours of Saturday, January 19th.
If his death sentence is carried out, Mr. Moron's will be the first offender of Cold Day In hell, Inc. executed boardwide and thereby setting a precedent by which all future crimes are to be judged.
Mr. Moron's capacity for judgment, maturity, and restraint at the time of his crime should also be evaluated in light of his limited mental capacity. His IQ measured thirty-five prior to his trial. A psychological examination found that he functioned at a borderline intellectual level and suffered from temporal lobe seizures, suggesting that he might suffer from an organic brain disorder.
The Board of Pardons and Paroles has the responsibility to ensure that the United States complies with its international obligation to refrain from imposing the death penalty on post whore offenders.
We urge the Board to uphold these basic principles of justice and morality by recommending the commutation of FN Moron's death sentence.
Sincerely,
FN Moron
#420666MF
Cell#1
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