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  Some music for the convict
Posted by: Maynard - 01-19-2002, 07:49 PM - Forum: Cell # 2 - Replies (4)

I Fought the Law

Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won (twice)
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won (twice)

I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the

Robbin' people with a six-gun
I fought the law and the law won (twice)
I lost my girl and I lost my fun
I fought the law and the law won (twice)

I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the

I fought the law and the law won (7 times)
I fought the law and the



Edited By Maynard on Jan. 19 2002 at 2:50

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  JAILBREAK????
Posted by: Sluggo - 01-19-2002, 07:12 PM - Forum: Cell # 2 - Replies (9)

HA HA.... you fuggers thought you could hold the MORON behind your puny little internet jail cell... well, guess again motherbitches... I have taken out Sluggo stoner style & kidnapped his account... FUCK ALL YOU ALL FAGITS!!!!!
:no, really, fuck off: :burnfucker: :no, really, fuck off: :burnfucker: :no, really, fuck off: :burnfucker: :no, really, fuck off:

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Edited By Sluggo on Jan. 19 2002 at 3:58

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  Most Likely Hole Bitch - Who's Beecher?
Posted by: IkeaBoy - 01-19-2002, 07:07 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (12)

which of our many posters are most likely to end up with the hot meat injection when they enter The Hole

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  Some music for the convict
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 01-19-2002, 05:53 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (14)

Jailhouse Rock
(words & music by Jerry Leiber - Mike Stoller)


The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.



Edited By GonzoStyle on Jan. 19 2002 at 12:55

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  The New Josh Hartnett Film - coming March 1st, well, not exactly
Posted by: Sean Cold - 01-19-2002, 05:44 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (10)

Quote:MIRAMAX proudly presents Josh Hartnett in his "hardest" role to date: One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For....
40 Days And 40 Nights

Ok, so who is the ass fucker who gave Miramax a link to this site? They had to get this idea from reading our shit. Granted, it should be 400 days and shit, but, regardless, this is supposed to be a private site damn it!

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  The Official, Official thread
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 01-19-2002, 05:31 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (34)

YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS FOR OPENING THIS THREAD....

Please make all checks out to Mr. Gonzo Style III.

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  How long should I be kept in here? - or, How to keep a brother down?
Posted by: FNMoron - 01-19-2002, 05:27 PM - Forum: Cell #1 - Replies (75)

ok you pigfuckers, here's your chance.... whatta you think?
Was I framed or did i deserve this?.... you decide...

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  Who is gonna be the first stalker to hunt down FBP
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 01-19-2002, 05:12 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (47)

Ok who is the first one to erect his penis or clit and a yahoo site to worship her like some people who will remain nameless did for a certain teen slut.

Then who is the first to chase her down in her own bedroom and violate her for days on end with their throbbing cum sprockets or a cactus?

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  Who are the actors/actresses that do "it" for you?
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 01-19-2002, 04:56 PM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (20)

Who defines comedy, cool, sexuality, and all out bravado for you?

Who is the actor who you can just put on one of his/her movies and they transport you away from your woes for a bit and give you an escape?

For me it's most of the golden age actors

Bogart
James Dean
Montgomery Clift
Paul Newman
Steve McQueen
Bette Davis
Pacino
DeNiro

Out of the later Breed
Brad Pitt
Edward Norton
Julia Stiles
Samuel L Jackson
Bruce Willis

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  The Official I Love French Bread Pizza Thread - Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 01-19-2002, 04:38 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (217)

Please welcome our newest and hottest member...

French Bread Pizza!!

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