hot: Ok, so I went to sleep about 6 hours ago and things were as right as right can be on this board. Sure, it is a bit Bizzaro world here, but I was getting used to it.

Then today, Mr. F.N. Moron's name is the last reply to every fuggin thread for two, thats right two, I said two pages in The Pit. Now, while i do appreciate his will and dedication, the very real possibility that he has to be stoned out of his fuckin gore at this early time in the morning is what really get's to me!

Now, I know we are all scary in our own special ways, but, what has been the thing you have seen that made you shake your head or crawled into a fetal postion sucking your thumb calling for your mother?

:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
each and every one of you fuckers, ok minus a few
have a good night and dont forget to lock the door on the way out
:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
:moonie:

Ok, time to figure out where exactly Brokenjaw's missing eye is....

:brokenjaw:

Someone had to start this, im shocked no one else has. Im gonna request that whoever gets all the matches right get a cookie.

Jazz vs Trish
Winner: Jazz

Dudleys vs Spike and Tazz
Winners: Dudleys

Edge vs Regal
Winner: Edge

Y2J vs Rock
Winner: Y2J

Vince vs Flair
Winner: Flair (with help from David Flair)

Royal Rumble match
Winner: Undertaker, but i want Kurt to win it.

All i have to say is...THANK YOU BILL. Thanks for not stabbing people in the back and return to coaching, especially for a Florida team. You said you'd never coach again, and i thank you for restoring my confidence in your decision making. Bill does not have to come back, hes going to the Hall of Fame for Christ's sake.

*EDIT* Fuck i forgot to add "job" to the end of the title to the thread, oh fucking well :pacman:



Edited By Cluster F on Jan. 18 2002 at 6:47

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I used to jerk off constantly and have this burning desire to fuck my aunt and suck on her clit till the back of her head caved in. She wasn't that hot it was just the fact that my mother was taken.

I mean, if the creator was born today, that's Christmas right? or is it Seanmas?

What are some of the worst finishers you can remember?

Like Jake The Snakes DDT, which is just a regular move today nothing special at all. Or The most infamous Hogan Legdrop.

Here are some of my choices as worst finishers.

Rock - People's Elbow
Hogan - Legdrop
Jake Roberts - DDT
X-pac - X-factor
Scotty 2 Hotty - The WORM
The Barber Beefcake - Sleeper Hold
Billy Gunn - FameAsser
Road Dogg - Pump Handle Slam

I've never done this. Other then in a chicks mouth. But have you ever just blown your load all over her face and watch it drip off? What about spraying in her hair? I'm sure chicks don't like that so I want to know her reaction.

Gonzy asked me if I would do this for him one night, but I really couldn't bring myself to foul him like that. I'm sure he found some stranger to blow chowder on him, but it wasn't me.


And on the other side of this. Women, do you like men to do this TO you? Would you like to try it? Does it just gross you out?



Edited By Maynard on Jan. 18 2002 at 3:33