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  Smackdown 1/17
Posted by: Sean Cold - 01-18-2002, 05:05 AM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (2)

ok, bullshit question time!

Was Y2J going to cry or what?

And did that almost look like a shoot towards the end?

What the fuck did RVD do so wrong that he got stuck jobbing for Regal?

And, is the Brass Knuckles his best finisher his lame ass ever had?

Were we being punished to have to watch DDP vs Bossman?

Can Triple H please divorce steph already?

How bad was that spot Trish took at the hands of Jazz?

And if Trish has a cast, can it be more obvious that she will use it ala Cowboy Bob Orton to win?

And with soo much push for the Rock, doesn't that mean that Y2J wins?

Shouldn't the end of last weks smackdown been used for this week?

Billy & Chuck: Bad porn movie waiting to happen?

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  Good Revenge?
Posted by: PollyannaFlower46 - 01-18-2002, 04:41 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (33)

Well I ran this idea by a few people and they all liked it, but I figured you sick fuckers could help me either add to it or come up with a totally new one so here it goes:

An ex boyfriend of mine who totally fucked me over once said to me: "You are the one person I would be afraid to cross because I don't know when and I don't know how but I know it would come back to haunt me." Well the time is now....

I was thinking of telling him that my ex before him tested positive for HIV and that I was fine, but my doctor told me that I should notify the last people that I slept with since my ex so that they could get tested just in case. I would then tell him what a shame it would be if his wife or baby was sick as a result of some indiscretion my ex had and the fact that he and I weren't always as careful as we should've been....

Good idea, yes or no? Any more evil but legal ideas accepted and appreciated.

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  "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out - Ahhh, just like the Avs- Wings
Posted by: Sean Cold - 01-18-2002, 04:38 AM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (5)

Quote:Seven players ejected in third period

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RECAP | BOX SCORE | GAME LOG

BOSTON (AP) -- In a tough Eastern Conference battle between the Boston Bruins and Ottawa Senators, it was a fight to the finish.


Five different players scored for Boston and Bill Guerin added two assists to lift the Bruins to a 5-2 victory over the Senators on Thursday night.



"Boston has had quite a turnaround this year," Senators captain Daniel Alfredsson said. "The schedule before the Olympics will be a big factor in determining if anybody can separate themselves from the pack."


The Bruins avoided their second three-game losing streak of the season and beat Ottawa for only the third time in the last thirteen games.


"The Bruins work hard, but it was a little bit of luck with tips and things like that," Senators goalie Patrick Lalime said. "We got back in the game, but the third goal hurt us pretty bad."


After Hal Gill gave the Bruins a 5-1 lead in the third period, Ottawa's frustration boiled over as simultaneous fights broke out in the Senators' end including one between goaltenders Lalime and Byron Dafoe. Seven players were ejected and there were 150 penalty minutes in the third.


"I was glad that I was kicked out because I was pretty tired and don't know if I could've played the last six minutes," Dafoe said. "We play them again in a week and there might be some bad blood."


Nick Boynton and Glen Murray gave the Bruins a 2-0 lead when they scored in a 2:15 span in the first. Murray deflected a Gill shot from the point that beat Lalime.


Murray has five goals and four assists in the last eight games and began the night as one of eight players in the NHL with at least 20 goals and assists.


Mike Fisher drew Ottawa within 2-1 with a short-handed goal, when he skated past Benoit Hogue and flipped the puck past Dafoe with 1:40 remaining in the second.


Brian Rolston snapped a six-game scoring drought when he converted a pass from Rob Zamuner and knocked the puck past Lalime with seven seconds remaining in the second to make it 3-1.


"There was 11 seconds left and we play right down to the end of the period," Rolston said. "They may have given up on it a bit and Zamuner's pass made it easy for me from there."


Hogue had an assist in his first game with Boston and has 20 points in 22 games against Ottawa.


Lalime is now 6-2-1 lifetime against the Bruins and is four wins shy of having the most victories in Senators history.


Gill has one goal and four assists in the last three games.


Josef Stumpel had the other Bruins goal.


Marian Hossa also scored for Ottawa.

Holy fuckin shit! Patrick Lalime got his ass ssssooooooooo handed to him by Defoe! He basicly got knocked the fuck out! My god do i love hockey fights like this! Nothing, thoough, will ever beat Roy taking off all his pads, neatly stacking them above his own net, then skating to center ice for the call out!

You guys have to watch SC to check this one out!

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  Top ten reasons to hate - here it is, our new list........
Posted by: Sean Cold - 01-18-2002, 02:38 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (66)

Here are my top ten reasons to hate Gooch! Feel free to add at will peeps, for this is a interactive thread for all!

10) Got his name from an inane Differn' Strokes character.

9) personally resposible for the Great Twinkee Shortage of 2000

8) Not only does he reek out a Brooklyn bathroom, but denies it as well.

7) Two words: Massive sweating

6) He actually has a tape of me with my fuckin pants down. No, I will not "buy" it off of you, damn it! You won't make it disapear, liar!

5) willingly smoked weed with Skank! damn you, man, damn you!

4) Likes to claim that your friendly nieghborhood admin {me, tools) spilt a beer on him on purpose! Like I would waste a beer like that!

3) once you turn your back or leave, he gets all the hot chicks and body shots! damn you, now you're "my hero"!

2) Tequilla was his secret santa. Nuff said!

and the number one reason to hate gooch is....

:::drum roll:::

1) Have you seen him? Come on, of course you can!

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  I thought this was a no-nigger board
Posted by: Mr. Brownstone - 01-18-2002, 12:35 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (40)

Quote:Forum Led by: Kid Afrika
Hey Sean, you forgot to tell me about this!

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  Since I have known these sins so well
Posted by: Maynard - 01-17-2002, 09:22 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (4)

<center>Sinners And Their Repentances
Bob Mould

All those things I've done before
It doesn't matter anymore
I see the errors of my oh-so-humble ways
Better run before
There's no way that I can cover for
All these things catch up to me
We've all sinned before
I have sinned before

These sins, they seem to fit you well
Since I have known these sins so well

All these sins I've known before
They just don't concern me anymore
A secret voice in my sleep
Better speak before
Know there's someone right behind the door
I don't seem to speak with ease
Falling
Falling down

I see these words don't work so well
I say these words so well
See me saying "Oh, well"
It's easy to save face in this world

How can you qualify
Difference between a sin and a lie
I see my silver lining in the sky
But now I can't decide
If you told the truth or you lied
You seem to sin so well
This light's so bright
It seems to hurt my eyes
You seem to sin so well

If the crush of your emotions
Leave you lying in the dust
Then take it all right out on me
And leave me in the rain to rust</center>

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  Plaintive Wail
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 01-17-2002, 07:45 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (17)

forget it, it failed. Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry



Edited By Arpikarhu on Jan. 17 2002 at 2:52

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  Aces! Every single one of us is a Terrorist! - It's true! No, really... It is!
Posted by: Sephiroth - 01-17-2002, 06:34 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (20)

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Since you have to register with them, I'll just quote the good parts for you.

Quote:"There's a huge difference in what people think copyright is and what the corporations think copyright is," said David Rocci, the founder of Isonews, a Web site that tracks the availability of movies and television shows on the Internet. "I'm not so sure it's morally wrong for someone to go to `Lord of the Rings' in the theater two or three times and then download it because they like it."

But for Jack Valenti, president of the Motion Picture Association of America, there is no doubt.

"We're fighting our own terrorist war," said Mr. Valenti, whose lawyers sent 54,000 letters to Internet service providers last year requesting the removal of copyrighted material from customers' Web sites. The association also regularly refers cases to law enforcement officials and assisted the Customs Service in an antipiracy campaign that included raids on college campuses last month. "The great moat that protects us, and it is only temporary, is lack of broadband access," Mr. Valenti said.

So basically, if you ever downloaded a movie or TV show, you are a terrorist. hell, you might even work for Al Queda. You have declared Jihad on America by downloading the first season of "Jackass".

So, ante up and show us how big of a terrorist you are! What is on your HHD and DivX collection?

* Every episode of MST3K, either on CD-R or my HDD.
* Lord of the Rings
* Brotherhood of the wolf
* Fight Club
* Braveheart
* Jason X (the one that isnt released yet)
* 10 gigs of Anime
* About 300 gigs worth of Anime on CD-R
* Planet of the Apes (2001)
* Not another Teen Movie
* Full Metal Jacket
* Goodfellas
* And about 5 gigs of MP3's.

I am one damn good terrorist. How good are you folks?

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  This news article brought to you by Mary Jane... - Spit, sluggo can't get you this info...
Posted by: Faceman - 01-17-2002, 05:51 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (17)

Next stop for spit and F'n...Idaho

S AN F R A N C I S C O — When he was pulled over by an Idaho police officer for a broken taillight, Matthew Patzer ended up blazing a new trail for the rights of marijuana smokers.

The 21-year-old was stopped in 1998, and after the New Plymouth, Idaho officer noticed his glassy eyes, Patzer admitted he'd smoked marijuana at a party.

Patzer passed two field sobriety tests, but was nevertheless arrested and convicted for driving impaired. He was also convicted on weapons charges for the illegal homemade grenades, a sawed-off shotgun and a modified rifle with a homemade silencer police found in his vehicle.

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals (news - web sites) overturned the convictions Monday, however.

The court said Idaho's impaired driving law made it illegal to drive under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, but noted that Idaho doesn't list marijuana as a narcotic.

The three-judge panel ruled that the loophole meant marijuana users could drive legally as long as they didn't drive erratically and could pass a field sobriety test.

Prosecutors said they planned to appeal the decision to the Supreme Court.

Patzer's attorney, Fredilyn Sison, applauded the decision. "Just having smoked marijuana doesn't give somebody cause to arrest you for that when driving," he said.

The ruling also reversed Patzer's illegal weapons convictions.

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  My civic duty - hehe, I said doody
Posted by: Doc - 01-17-2002, 04:52 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (8)

I took some stuff down to the recycling center today, but they only took the styrofoam boxes.

I guess they don't recycle pigeons.

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