...but my brief absence was not due to having sex. ...

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Victoria, not Victorious

At last Saturday's Cal men's hoops season finale versus USC, Bears boosters pulled a prank that straddles the fuzzy gray line between "Crap-Yer-Pants Hilarious" and "Inexcusably Cruel."

When USC guard Gabe Pruitt took his first trip to the free throw line early in the game, the Cal student section hollered in unison: "VIC-TOR-IA, VIC-TOR-IA," and then yelled out a telephone number. Pruitt glanced back at the crowd in horror and bewilderment before clanking his free throws.

It turns out that a couple of mischeivous little bastards from the Cal student section had been IM'ing with Pruitt all week under the identity of "Victoria," a fictional UCLA hottie, and Pruitt was eagerly anticipating a date with this nubile co-ed back in Westwood after the game. In preparation for the date, Pruitt had handed over his digits, which the Cal student section recited back to him in unison.

Pruitt, a 79% free throw shooter this season, missed both shots after the "VIC-TOR-IA" chants began, and hit only three out of 13 shots the whole game. Cal beat USC by 11 for the season sweep, in part due to the Cal fans' devious psy-ops.

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1) IM CrxGirl
2) Engage in girl talk
3) Tell her how right she is, offer her a shoulder to cry on, etc
4) Post conversation in this thread

I don't like you, just letting it be known.

please remove that nonsense from your sig quote.

That my zipper is undone.

I'm pretty sure that the last time I went to the bathroom was at around 10 AM.

In that time I've had three meetings, including one of the partners of my firm.

I've also been walking around the floor all day, and went out to lunch at a fairly nice (read: not a deli) sit down restaurant.

I'm wearing a blue suit and gray boxer briefs, so it would have shown up clear as day.

I'm going to kill myself.

http://www.lala.com

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i know eveyone here has a camera phone so post them

how does an eraser actually erase?

HAVE YOU!