that show fucking rocks!!!

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If you look at the picture on the site below, you can go through life saying I have seen HIM. No bullshit.

<a href="http://members.cox.net/rupture2/115.jpg" target=blank>Website</a>

So I went to the bathroom to kill some time, splash some water on my face, stretch out a bit. Then I stared at myself in the mirror for a few seconds and had an epiphany.

"I should masturbate."

I let in sink for about 10 seconds.

"Yeah. I mean, why not?"

So I went into the stall and spanked a quick one out into the toilet bowl.

If anybody has (somehow) never done this before, I highly recommend it. Getting paid to shit is one thing, but getting paid to wack off is an entirely different high all together, especially if you despise your job as much as I do. As I was walking back to my desk giving people the obligatory nod that I acknowledge their existence, I kept thinking, "yeah that's right. I just got paid to masturbate. You think you're better than me?!

It truly puts things into perspective like you wouldn't believe. Sure, you might be the least paid employee where you work, but you just got paid to spray your semen into the company toilet. Nobody can ever take that away from you.

James Lipton interviewing Dave Chappelle on inside the actors studio might be the greatest thing ever shown on television.

Dave chappelle is so brilliant that they extended it from the usual 1 hour episode to 2 hours! Even De Niro didnt get 2 hours, so it's obvious that Chappelle is a far superior actor/entertainer than De Niro.

Half Baked > Taxi Driver

they declined induction into the R&R hall of fame.

they did it with this poorly written missive.

http://www.thefilthandthefury.co.uk/


any band that has claimed to be punk in the last 15 years is a fucking sham!

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And anyone else with a pair of balls.

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Which FIVE fights below would you consider the greatest of all-time?

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Dear Members,

This message board is the high point of my life and it is all I have to validate my existence. I am a pathetic piece of trash who needs to be coddled constantly.

Love,
-GS