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fucking pathetic

I very very rarely find anything of interest in this forum. Now that is how i feel, so dont get all uppity cause you like the stuff in this forum.

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So I got to the bodega to get a pack of smokes, some purple drink mix and condoms.

So as I am browsing I see the snapple fridge and figure I'd get me one and then I see this shiny label flashing at me and I notice that its unlike any snapple I have seen before. It's a new LIMITED TIME ONLY flavor..... APPLE PIE!!!! I think to myself immediately.. "this is like the brian regan bit about peanut butter and jelly in the same jar".

This is what its come too, cant even eat the apple pie no more, lets just drink it. Yet at the same time out of curiosity I just had to get it and see how they could fit the wonderful yumminess of apple pie into a drink. I am savoring the moment and will let you know how it goes.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/02/...index.html

The only logical conclusion is that God created the Earth in a few days. Then he created Adam and pulled out his rib to form Eve so Adam would have a place to park his weenie for a while.

Looking around the threads and my 4 year old niece is sitting on my lap.
She said, 'Whats that?'
I said, uninterested, 'What's what?'
She pointed at the monitor at arpi's avatar and I realized it was one of those rare occasions where I was reading what he wrote.
I quickly scrolled away and said, 'Those were dog ears, honey. Just dog ears'.

I can't fuckin stand it, I gotta get it out of my system..

ONE DOGS LOOKIN ONE WAY, THE OTHER DOGS LOOKIN THE OTHER WAY AND THIS GUYS SITTIN THERE IN THE MIDDLE SAYIN "WHADDYA WANT FROM ME?"

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when daryl hannah is walking down the hospital corridor and that awesome whistle song is playing... THATS MY NEW PHONE RINGER!!!

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
- Samuel Johnson