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  10,000
Posted by: The Jays - 02-22-2006, 06:15 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (9)

is the number of posts I shall have in 166 days.

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  I lost my windows sounds
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006, 01:10 AM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (40)

I was cleaning out some shit on my pc and I deleted something which removed all my windows sound stuff. My volume control, sound recorder, all windows sounds, etc are now gone. It asks me to insert a cd to reinstall it but I dont have the cd anymore.

I looked allover the windows website and couldnt find anything, help a cracker out.

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  So I called up Sleeper tonight
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006, 12:52 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (37)

and he didn't pick up Cry

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  What kind of country...
Posted by: Charles Manson - 02-22-2006, 12:30 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (6)

...puts away a person for saying the holocaust didn't happen? Are Austrians out of their minds?

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  this picture
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006, 09:18 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (18)

[Image: fez20pez_131.jpg]

made me chuckle, whats this in reference to?

Drusilla uploaded it in the upload forum.

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  BANANANA NA NA
Posted by: Hawt Baux - 02-21-2006, 08:03 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (44)

You say it's your birthday..


BANANANA NA NA

Yeah, I'm an attention whore but it's ok 'cause i just turned 21.

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  Marraige Contract
Posted by: Hoon - 02-21-2006, 07:49 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (2)

So this dude in Iowa mad eup this contract for his wife and it is hilarious and true.

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Quote:FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)


Duties covered in marriage contract:

Daily hygiene & self care
Clothes & Other Apparel
Sleepwear & Sleeping
During MY Time You WILL & Will Not
Good behavior Points
Mis Behavior & Non Compliance Demerits
Sleep Time & On Demand
Dressing Up
Shaving
Fellatio, Intercourse & Other Sex Acts
Birthdays & Anniversarys
Photos
Quarterly Negotiations

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  A Question For Ken
Posted by: Hoon - 02-21-2006, 07:31 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (44)

Don't take this the wrong way. On the contrary, if you answer as I think you may - we again have alot in common.

Do you feel that you're driven by conflict when it comes to the message board?

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  Arpi - this thread is just for you.
Posted by: Tequila - 02-21-2006, 05:52 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (13)

Whenever you want to call me a moron do it here so you don't fuck up every thread. Besides it will just be page after page, post after post of you calling me a "moron" because thats the only word you know anyway.

Nobody help him learn new names either. That wouldn't be fair.

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  AARP
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 02-21-2006, 04:49 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (22)

I think that there should be a new forum for the geriatric crowd to hang in....

we can discuss our medicines and rant about the poor behavior of today's youth....

Arpi can mod.

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