when are we going to change back to a non cat centered name for this forum... i hate cats... i'm allergic...

i now can be referred to as... barrista batista... :roll:

Quote:MIAMI (AP) -- Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor faces up to 46 years in prison after two additional assault charges were filed against him Friday.

Michael Grieco, an assistant state attorney, said the charges reflect Taylor's alleged threatening of three people with a gun in an armed confrontation over an all-terrain vehicle on June 1.

Taylor, 22, now faces three counts of aggravated assault, each of which carries a minimum sentence of three years and a maximum of 15 years in prison. He also faces one misdemeanor battery charge that carries a potential one-year prison term.

Trial is scheduled to begin March 20 for Taylor, a former University of Miami star who signed a seven-year, $18-million contract after being drafted by the Redskins in 2004. He has six interceptions and 120 tackles in his two seasons.

Taylor's attorney, Edward Carhart, said the additional charges surprised him.

"The state has had this case since June and now they're filing these added charges? It's bizarre," Carhart said.

Taylor has pleaded not guilty and remains free on $16,500 bond.

The Redskins lost to the Seattle Seahawks two weeks ago in the NFC playoffs. In a playoff victory against Tampa Bay, Taylor was ejected after spitting in the face of Buccaneers running back Michael Pittman. Earlier in that game, he ran a fumble back for a touchdown.

If JUST as many threads and posts are made about Keyser's sucking,
but they appear in this forum....

will that appease the retards?

Interesting blog.

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thekmanredux: HOWS YOUR MOM LOLOL
MeanieMidget: thekman is snuka? you scum sucking lowlife breed of a dog's ass....is that you?
MeanieMidget: I feel like i'm at my high school reunion again.
thekmanredux: yea you puss ridden sore covered meatflap
MeanieMidget: yep, that's snuka....
thekmanredux: lol!!
MeanieMidget: mr. meatflaps is done for. I should change my name to "not so grumpy".
SoupSoupAD: you crazy son of a bitch!
MeanieMidget: how's the baby man?
MeanieMidget: it's amazing that God actually let snuka breed
thekmanredux: good when i'm not fucking it in its sore covered anus
thekmanredux: LOL!
MeanieMidget: you SICK fuck....
MeanieMidget: i missed ya bro!
thekmanredux: i'm just kidding of course
fbdlingfrg has entered the room.
MeanieMidget: lol...yeah okay. and the pope is jewish.
MeanieMidget: Miss HAUTYYYYYYYYYY.......
MeanieMidget: did ya miss me?
thekmanredux: we need a short bus reunion!!!
thekmanredux: wheres that sick F CBH
MeanieMidget: i was just chatting with Kingpin, he said the same thing.
SoupSoupAD: he posted the other day
thekmanredux: how is that herp sore covered chum head
MeanieMidget: your dads doing great. He gets out of the institution next week.
thekmanredux: LOL!!
MeanieMidget: ohhhh...king pin.
MeanieMidget: he's doing good.
thekmanredux: hey when i'm done fucking my kids can i fuck yours
thekmanredux: LOL!!!!
MeanieMidget: we were chatting about going out and bangin a couple of 65 year old vietnamese hookers next week.
thekmanredux: too old!
thekmanredux: i prefer 6 and 5 year olds
thekmanredux: LOLOL
MeanieMidget: again....I'm amazed that they let YOU BREED!
thekmanredux: SO TRUE....LOL
thekmanredux: hey, want to hang out sometime soon??
fbdlingfrg has left the room.
MeanieMidget: you bringin your daughter?
MeanieMidget: I need a mop
thekmanredux: ok, that's just over the line
beth illyse 77 has left the room.
thekmanredux: what the fuck
MeanieMidget: lmao......oh I prefer 6 or 5 years olds isn't....
MeanieMidget: and since when are you fuckin insulted. shitlicker!
MeanieMidget: it's a fuckin joke man!
thekmanredux: whatever, fuck you
thekmanredux: asshole
OOoo Ice Skating has left the room.
MeanieMidget: lmao....have fun snook. you haven't changed a bit except you lost your edge.
MeanieMidget has left the room.
thekmanredux: LMAO

I have moved all ken & keyser lovefest posts to the drama forum, which i stole from the O&A category, since it's pretty useless anyway.

So I have cleared the road for you and now await your delicious contributions.

Kens Pen : "This Board would be nothing without Arpi,
Nobody tries harder, or with greater success at being entertaining than he does...."

Keyser: "ive never waivered in my appreciation for what arpi contributes to this board, for that....he may have the last word."

TheGMANN: "Just remember.... I was always an Arpi supporter. "

Goatweed: "since when is bashing gooch a bad precedent?"

Danked: "you're just an entertaining fella.
And I love you. "

In this thread I will post stories about stupid customers and their outrageous antics/requests.

Story #1

A customer, we'll call him Mike, comes in to my shop a couple of weeks ago.

He has a computer that is less than a year old. This computer happens to be a laptop.

Now, this customer also has purchased one of the extended warranties for his system. For some reason, he has decided that this extended warranty is a replacement plan, not a repair plan.

So this is how it went down:

*Doorbell rings, signalling that there is a customer at the counter*
Me: Hello, how can I help you today?
Mike: I need my laptop replaced.
Me: (Not catching the replaced... thinking he said repaired) Ok, let me get you checked in and we will see what the problem is.
Mike: How long til I get my new laptop?
Me: I'm Sorry?
Mike: When will I get my new laptop?
Me: I apologize sir, but if you are looking to purchase a new laptop, I can get a sales associate for you.
Mike: No, I purchased your replacement guarantee. My laptop doesn't work, I want a new one.
Me: Again, I apologize sir, but we do not sell replacement guarantee's.
Mike: Yes you do, It's right here on my receipt.
Me: Sir, that is actually a repair contract. We cover all parts and labor for 3 years from the date of purchase.
Mike: I don't want this one repaired, I want a new laptop.
Me: I'm sorry sir, but I cannot give you a new laptop. I can repair this one for you though.
Mike: Let me speak to your manager.
Me: Sir, I am the manager of this department.
Mike: I want to speak to YOUR manager then.
Me: No problem sir. One moment please.

-- I go find my GM, Jeff. --

Jeff: How can I help you today sir?
Mike: I want my new laptop and that jackass there tells me I can't have one.
Jeff: I will be more than happy to help you sort this problem out, but first, I need to ask you to refrain from name calling.
Mike: Just give me my new laptop and I will be on my way.
Jeff: I am sorry sir, but we do not replace laptops, we repair them.
Mike: So you are going to screw me over too. I want to speak to your district manager.
Jeff: No problem sir, his number is posted by the front door. He will be more than happy to explain the repair program to you as well.
Mike: Call him.
Jeff: Again sir, his number is posted by the door. You are more than welcome to contact him at any time.
Mike: Call him now. I am not wasting my cell minutes.
Jeff: No problem sir. You may use our phone to call him.

--Customer picks up phone and dials--

This is Mike's end of the conversation:

- The fucking idiots in your store won't give me my new fucking laptop.
- **Managers Response**
- I will not calm down. I want my new laptop damnit.
- **Managers Response**
- I am sick and tired of this bullshit. Either you give me my new laptop, or I am calling the police.
- **Managers Repsonse** (We assume that he asked on what grounds)
- You won't give me what is mine

--Slams phone down--

Customer begins to dial 911.

Customers end of call:
- I want to report a crime.
- **Dispatcher**
- I am at CompUSA and they will not give me my laptop
- **Dispatcher**
- (Customer provided the address)

--Customer hangs up phone with a look on his face like he just got the better of us--

So Jeff escorts the customer outside and tells him he can wait there. Jeff and I then go about our business.

15 minutes later the police officer comes in to get our side of the story. We tell him how it went down, how we explained that we don't replace laptops, we repair them. We tell him about how the customer was unruly, cost us sales because we were unable to help other customers, and no doubt probably turned off customers who were in the store from buying, and that we were insulted and offended by his language.

So the cop goes out and starts reading the guy his rights. The guy is shocked and asked what he is being arrested for. The cop tells him that he is arresting him for disturbing the peace.

I wanted to laugh at the asshole, but didn't want to get in trouble with the officer so I held it in til I got back into my shop. Had a good 5 minute laugh over the whole thing.

I saw this "joke" on a website, and I don't get it at all. What am I missing here?

Customer: I don't have a '7' key.
Support: It's between the '6' and '8' key.
Customer: I don't have a '7' key.
Support: Do you see the '1' key?
Customer: Yes.
Support: What's to the right of that?
Customer: '2'
Support: And further right?
Customer: '3', '4', '5', '6'
Support: What's the next key?
Customer: '8'
Support: It should be to the left of the '8'
Customer: Oh, that '7' key?