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At 10 PM Central NBC News led off with a story about news on RB Priest Holmes. Jack Harry, Sports Director for that station reported that he spoke with two higher sources within the Chiefs organization and they have said that Priest Holmes indeed may retire as early as tomorrow. In Florida today, Holmes was getting a 3rd opinion on the hit he took from SD DE Shawn Merriman two weeks ago. Apparently what has been found is a lump on or within Priest's spine and if he were to take one more big hit, he could face paralysis.

Usual Suspects

GIMME THE KEYS, YOU FAIRY GODMOTHER!

So weak. Since when did they start censoring movies or is this the way it's always been? I thought AMC was supposed to be a high brow type channel

Ok, who has it???

Anthony's Girlfriend Posed Nude On Foundry?
by oauncensored on November 8, 2005 01:28PM (EST)
From BurningPuggle on OpAckTool.com.....

I don't have the pictures anymore, but I remember them well. Before she become Anthony's girlfriend, she was just another groupie for them to exploit.

They were on Foundry Music at the time. I believe there were four pictures taken in the studio. They were taken either the day she came into the studio to "sacrifice" herself to save the lobster from being boiled. Or they were from another day when she started to come around more often.

For those who weren't listening back then, Melinda aka Lobster Girl, and then "Roger", called into the show while the guys were planning on boiling a lobster live on the show. This might have been around the time Frenchy first came on the show to cook rat. She was an animal lover who would do anything to save the innocent lobster. She came into the studio and the deal was brokered. If she blew Spaz in the production studio, they would save the lobster.

She and Spaz went into the porduction studio (which was miked) and she did just that. O&A went on talking and pausing every little while to listen to the sounds of sucking in the other room. I believe that Spaz was too nervous and could not bust a nut, and that was pretty much how it ended.

I think also there was something with her and Steven Lynch. She may have also given him oral treats.

The pictures were in the studio and if anyone remembers them she was wearing a black like Kengo type hat, and maybe shoes, that was it. Four pix (i think) in different poses. One I remember was sitting across the console.

She has/had a nice little body, but probably why the pictures are so taboo is because, well, we didn't have to have her rub the phone on herself to tell that is was a pool rack filled with afro hair in her pants.

I had downloaded the pictures onto my computer, like I said, nice body, do the math....but I lost them during an upgrade re-format. If only I had known who she'd be.

They were up on Foundry long enough though that someone, probably alot of people must have/had them.

If someone comes along and finds them, you'll see them here on Radio Uncensored.

What does Header have to do to receive an exclusive invite to watch the Domers play on any given saturday? It's been a monthlong dream of his to take in a Notre Dame game with Fezzie.

He said he might even be willing to buy Alkey and/or Silera an Irish Mist.

Urbina charged with attempted murder

Quote:CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) -- Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested as Venezuelan authorities sought to charge him with attempted murder for an assault on several employees last month, his lawyer said Tuesday.

Last month, Urbina and a group of men allegedly attacked five workers with machetes and poured gasoline on them in an attempt to set them on fire. All five were injured, some of them with cuts and one with burns on the back and right arm, police said.

How did your first time making the sex go? Was it all you dreamed it would be or was it a complete disaster?

My first time was with an older woman who I met at the deli I went to. It wasn't planned or anything, just kinda happened while we were watching TV after she asked me to come over and help install a VCR for her. So she basically says to me, "so why havent you kissed me yet?" I get all flustered and start to stutter, so then I try to play it cool and say "well come over here" and then I pat the couch cushion by me, but I probably sounded and looked like a mess.

So we start making out and I start getting nervous not cause we are kissing but cause I know its finally gonna happen. So I start to get all short of breathe and stuff. She pulls away to ask me if everything is ok and I say yeah sure. So I know I am gonna last like 10 seconds probably so I take the initiative to try and get her off first. I undress her and take my time and I guess I wasnt doing a good job cause she basically told me to get on with it and stick it in. So I get all nervous and don't even take my pants all the way off cause I don't want her to see my shame. I tried to go straight in but almost broke my penis that way, I then gentle caressed it in and go to work. Naturally about 3 pumps in I start getting that tingle and know its over. I was so embarassed to pull out (I was smart and didnt even bother wearing a condom). So I figure, shes on the pill or something, so i'll cum and then just keep on going as if nothing happened. Naturally it didnt work out that way cause she knew right away.

did you just cum inside me?

uhhh, I DIDNT KNOW!!!

I'M NOT ON THE FUCKIN PILL MORON!!!

ummm, can't you like get in the tub and wash it out?

jesus!!!

Yeah so I took that as a no, I didnt get much of the jist of what it was like cause it was over so quick. So I tried to get a second shot so I could get the overall feel of what it was like but she didnt go for it.

She then proceeded to torture me for over a week before she finally took the test. Upon which she said we can do it again but I said no thanks.

No romantic setting, no music, no nothing.

Second time was better and by the third I was a fuckin pro, I was mr magic fingers and I could go a good 3 minutes by then!

I was talking to this chick I work with today and we were getting to know eachother and stuff. So for whatever reason she asked to see my phone and I showed her and I took a look at hers. Naturally like the medicine cabinet at a strangers house, I go to see her phonebook. I see in there a listing for "Tiny", so I say "Tiny, does this go directly to my penis?". She looked at me kinda weird and then just put my phone down and said she had to get back to work.

Now I gotta figure out if she was pissed at the joke or me going through her phone book, I figure its kind of a given when you let someone look through your phone.

Now its gonna be all fuckin weird!

oh yes it does...hee hee hoo hoo...of yes it does indeed...hoo hoo hee hee...

I woke up.

I Went to work.

I came home.

I posted.

True Story.

Radio's Matthew checks in that Sirius Satellite Radio's Howard 100 is reporting that Howard Stern has been suspended by Infinity.

According to a news report on Howard 100 News (on Sirius satellite radio) Howard Stern has been suspended by Infinity Broadcasting for ONE DAY. They're saying that Stern was notified after today's show that he was being suspended for talking about his move to satellite radio too much. They're also saying that Stern was not willing to give Infinity any 'Best of Stern' tapes to play tomorrow morning while he's suspended.

Mark's Friggin, long time Stern site, is confirming these reports.