about getting that pink Officially Homosexual thing out of my status?

I hope to get lots of responses

Holes!

The scumbag who gets on the bus and doesn't have a metro card or exact change? What is this 1952, Ralph Kramden isn't here to make change for you fucko. Then scumbag proceeds to walk up the bus and ask for change of a dollar. Even if I had it I wouldn't give it to you, loadrag. Everyone else took the time out and made the small incovenience of either buying a metrocard or spending spending 25 cents on some useless item so the hindu guy would give them change, repeated three times of course to get 2 bucks in change..This fucker thinks the rules don't apply to him, he can't be bothered with such petty things cause he's special. I hate these scumbags who think they're so fuckin cool, that the rules don't apply to them. These are the same genetic mutants who bargain at stores with such cool lines as "come on, for me" like they're a celebrity or something. The same derelicts who double park in front of your car and then leave, while you then wait 20 minutes for them to come back and not even have the decency to apologize. That's when you grab a rock and smash his windshield.

This is to you fuckers, the too cool for school motherless fucks who think the "no cash" lane doesn't apply to you, the express lane in the supermarket should make the exception for your 79 items. The don't walk sign means everyone BUT you, as you hold out your disgusting fucking hand at my car like you're Jesus. Especially to you cretins who use the line "you know who I am" whenever you have an issue with some, "I know people"... Yeah and they all fuckin hate you and talk shit about you when you're not around.

Someone had to tell you, you're not special and yes the rules apply to you, especially you!

arpikarhu (10:12:34 PM): we havent aimed in a long time
arpikarhu (10:12:42 PM): this is nice
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:51 PM): yeah
ZippyAidsFace (10:13:55 PM): great
ZippyAidsFace (10:16:07 PM): was that it?
arpikarhu (10:16:31 PM): thats all i got
ZippyAidsFace (10:16:43 PM): well that was great
ZippyAidsFace (10:16:49 PM): we should do this again in 2 years
arpikarhu (10:16:55 PM): cool

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DATE: 11.01.05

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MESSAGE: Sick of dogshit message boards, faggy rules, and Jews from New York? Opacktool.com is now open, get over here you fucking retards.

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WE CAN DO IT!

It sucked.

Worst cover bands ever.

If I partied as hard as the boys do, I'd be declared dead.

My vote is to Michael Jackson's Remember the Time when he goes

Burr opp
dopp dopp
burr opp
da boo dopp

I break out the sweet threads and my sweetest tie and show up to work in my suit and felt like a cock cause everyone else was dressed casual. My boss tried to not mock me but still managed a "you goin somewhere special?". I also managed to knockover the coffee pot and felt like sleeper at cracks house when he spilled the mountain dew.

So far so good.