Great great show. Great. People are so damn gullible.

Session Start (patrickfnbateman:WBK): Wed Apr 06 15:39:25 2005
[15:39] WBK: ahahahahah did you just see jeter get knocked?
[15:39] PatrickFnBateman: yes!
[15:39] WBK: hAHAHAHAHAA
[15:39] WBK: get off the plate ya fuck!
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: I also noticed that there's some MLB channel on Time Warner cable in the 400s and I can watch every baseball game all the time
[15:40] WBK: well i think its a free preview
[15:40] WBK: of extra innings
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: Oh, that would make sense
[15:40] WBK: thats how i watch red sox games when im home, i give major league baseball 120 dollars for every game
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: not worth it.
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: I'm a jew
[15:41] WBK: no im a jew
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: but I'm a jew by choice
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: not birth
[15:41] WBK: oh..not me
Arod Walks
[15:42] WBK: this game will not end very well
[15:42] PatrickFnBateman: sox don't make the playoffs
[15:43] WBK: as long as rivera comes in, the sox are still in it
Sheffield sacrifice fly - Yanks up by 1
[15:50] WBK: yankees have 3 runs on 3 hits and they are going to win this game
[15:51] PatrickFnBateman: because they have a big payroll
[15:51] WBK: yes exactly
Rivera walks Mueller
[15:55] PatrickFnBateman: Boo birds are coming out
[15:55] WBK: rivera is so clutch
[15:55] WBK: i wonder if varitek is going to pinch hit
Bellhorn single
[15:56] PatrickFnBateman: BOOO!
[15:56] WBK: this is so glorius
[15:57] PatrickFnBateman: If damon doesn't bunt, I'm going to kill someone
[15:57] WBK: hell probably fly out
[15:57] WBK: he wants to get back to boston for the fever pitch premiere
[15:57] WBK: hollywood damon
[15:58] PatrickFnBateman: him and Brady have cock fights for all the hot chicks in Boston
[15:58] PatrickFnBateman: all 7 of them
[15:58] WBK: this is ridiculous
[15:59] PatrickFnBateman: no bunt. fucking retarded
[15:59] WBK: 2-1 you know youre going to see a strike so if the bunt sign is taken off, why not at least swing
[16:00] PatrickFnBateman: he couldn't. The yankees payroll is too big
[16:00] WBK: fuck, i forgot
Damon single
[16:01] PatrickFnBateman: nice
[16:02] WBK: haha i hope he walks in a run
[16:02] PatrickFnBateman: Jose Mesa is watching this thinking "wow, Rivera is horrible"
[16:02] WBK: john franco also
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: Nixon Ks, Manny DP
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: you heard it here first
[16:03] WBK: most likely
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: and Manny jogs to first, Boston papers hate him
[16:03] WBK: nice pitch
[16:04] WBK: garbage
[16:05] WBK: i will damage property if they dont tie this game
[16:05] PatrickFnBateman: I'll throw my glass onto third avenue
[16:05] WBK: i thought that hit manny, fuck
[16:06] PatrickFnBateman: Manny should just intentionally strike out to let Ortiz get up
Arod error
[16:07] WBK: AHAHHAAH
[16:07] PatrickFnBateman: a ha ha h haah aarod!
[16:08] WBK: wow that was ballgame right there
Ortiz sacrifice
[16:09] WBK: nice bunt
[16:09] PatrickFnBateman: MVP
[16:10] WBK: wow if he walks mccarty
walks McCarty
[16:11] WBK: ohgod here comes renteria
[16:11] WBK: maybe he will get it out of the infield
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: blackest person in baseball
Renteria single
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: dsa
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gsa
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gdsa
[16:11] WBK: YEAH
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: are
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: t
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gfd
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: a
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gds
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: a
[16:12] WBK: AHAHSHFafhdsafhsh YES!
[16:12] PatrickFnBateman: Foulke's gonna lose the save chance. Fantasy people are going to be pissed
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: John Rocker has better control
Walks Mirabelli
[16:14] WBK: AHAHAHAHAHAH
[16:14] WBK: boooooooooooooooooo
Torre comes out to remove Mariano
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: YOU SUCK!
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: c'mon boo!
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: go yankee fans. Boo!
Yankee fans shower Mariano with boos
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: YES!
[16:15] WBK: nice stats
Three people shown clapping
[16:15] WBK: WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING?!!?
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: They didn't show any stats here.
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: probably becase his stats suck
[16:16] WBK: 2/3 3 hits 4 runs 1 earned
[16:17] WBK: ahahfhashaskjfhash
[16:17] PatrickFnBateman: the announcers here are pissed that the Yankee fans boo'd
[16:18] PatrickFnBateman: "I'm shocked! I can't believe the Yankee fans would boo Rivera! Would you boo Sinatra because he hit a bad note? Just shocked!!!!!"
[16:18] WBK: i woudl boo sinatra if he had 4 straight shit appearances
[16:18] PatrickFnBateman: the announcers are about to cry.
[16:22] WBK: do you think foulke could give up 4 runs?
[16:22] PatrickFnBateman: Maybe in all of April
[16:22] WBK: yeah he is pretty sexy
[16:23] WBK: oh fuck
[16:23] PatrickFnBateman: pshaw
[16:23] WBK: high change up
[16:23] WBK: cant believe that stayed in the stadium
[16:26] WBK: they just showed cashman on his blackberry, maybe hes trying to trade his no good closer
[16:27] PatrickFnBateman: he's probably sending out resumes
[16:29] PatrickFnBateman: The Red Sox are undefeated when Terry Francona doesn't manage this year.
[16:29] WBK: seriously, fire terry
[16:31] PatrickFnBateman: seriously though. The Yankees shouldn't ever pitch rivera against the Red Sox during the regular season. Maybe if they only faced him a handful of times a year (in the postseason) they wouldn't own him so bad
[16:31] WBK: put in gordon or someone
[16:33] WBK: what a day, mike vick has herpes and the red sox win
[16:33] PatrickFnBateman: And Jeter's brain gets damaged
Session Close (WBK): Wed Apr 06 16:34:01 2005

Ron Mexico

If they run out of blueberry creme coffee at the 7-11, don't fool yourself into thinking that new pot of strawberry banana coffee you've never seen there before must be just as good.

Oh god why..... wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy!!!!??

LOL!!!!

what good is it having an ace starter,(who will break down by july). if your bullpen cant hold a 3 run lead?!?!


THEY SUCK!!!!!


























life is good.

ok, shitty song, but the guitar solo is really good. i heard it on the radio today and it surprised the hell out of me.

two problems i've been having lately.
first of all, whenever i scan my computer with ad-aware, the cdih cookie comes up as spyware of some type. i know you guys arent tracking me or any shit, so i just avoid deleting it, but it'd ovbiously be better if it just didnt scan as spyware

secondly, i've been using some of the computer labs to get on the board lately, and i usually go right to the board itself instead of the fron page (since thats how i have it linked in my yahoo bookmarks). when i do that, i then click on the "log in" button, then choose for it to not remember my username/password on this computer. when i do that, then go to "new posts", instead of seeing the whopping one post that has been made in the past four hours, i get logged out and see a screen that says i don't have permission to access this part of the site. it might be the computers in the lab having some kind of security setting that does this, but if it isnt, it'd be nice to just be able to do it the right way instead of eithering having to remember to log out or having to go to the front page to sign in

like i said, both problems are minor, and if you never fix them, i probably wont complain again, but still...

The lights shine bright along the facade and the steeplechase of the old stadium that sits at 161st St. and River Avenue.

Those who don the white and navy blue, emblazoned with such numbers as 2, 42, 20, 13, 11, 55, 51, the return of 24, and the additions of 41, and 45.

They come to pay their respect, to the franchise which has brought this city the most national championships of any sport. Combined with the 2 championships of the New York Knicks, the 4 of the New York Rangers, and the three from our football teams, New York City has won 35 national championships.

The New York Yankees have been sucessful in delivering the most. The current owner, George Steinbrenner, sees his job to be to provide the citizens of New York the World Series Championship. He has delivered us 9 pennents, and 6 championships. That’s more than like all of our other sports combined for all time. Almost. Not quite.

The gloating World Champion Boston Red Sox grace Yankee Stadium with their presence tonight, and will find that the largest ovation will not be for them, but for the returned native Yankee. The blood that pours out white with blue pinstripe draws our first baseman and designated hitter Tino Martinez back to the first base dugout at the Stadium.

Unfortunatly, our showcase between the Red Sox and our team will not be what is talked about this season. Instead, it will be the Minnesot Twins, who now carry with them a veteran attitude, and are ready to take out any team that gets in their way. They have taken the on field model of the Yankees, and made it affordable and young. They have pitchers who can shear the meat off the elder players bones, and which can make even the most giving martyr of the Yankees, Derek Jeter, shudder in awe of the oncoming spectacle.

The Yankees have the ominous assignment of leading the oldest staff in the league to the promised land not seen since that one October in 2000, when New York’s baseball teams engaged in civil war. The Yanks would win the pennent twice more, but lose to the fast revenue chop shop expansion teams of Arizona and Florida. Twice, the Yankes would be eliminate in the first two two rounds. The Angels, the eventual World Champs of 2005, now known as the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, would stiffle the blue coats in the divisional championship. In 2004, the Red Sox would decide to make a full go against the Yanks, and not let their terrible baserunning get in the way of a plunk fest off of a meandering pitching staff, whos workhorse closer of a full season once again failed to deliver the necessary saves.

You ought to forgive Mariano for both instances of failure. Because, for one thing, the Yankees have been winning 100 games a year for the past five years, and most of those wins have come at the expense of making the Sandman work 100 plus innings a season, and pushing to exceed those save totals. You have a Dominican in his late 30’s who’s getting tired at the end of the season, as the cold comes in.

We have a supposed leader this year, who should bring rest to the bullpen just by himself. Randy Johnson is going to be a 42 year Game 1 starter, and his arm will give 7 plus innings, and put games directly into the hands of its relievers, spreading out the number of saves this season received by Mariano. If Tom Gordon and Mo could match 40 save totals, that would be much more interesting than every team in the major leagues following our suit of trying to get the next Wild Thing in the bullpen.

I will tell you this. The one thing that Boston does NOT have on us, nor does any other team in the major leagues.

No other team gets to experience that one perfect moment in Yankee Stadium.

When the stadium goes silent, and muttered applause for the pitcher coming off the mound. As the crowd sits in silence, the first chords begin to strike.

Enter Sandman.

The crowd erupts into adulation, for the time has come.

Mariano Rivera is entering the game.

His bio appears on the big screen, and the Voice of God tells the world of his arrival.

He is a short, thin man, whose arm can toss a baseball over 90 mph. He never says much, nor does he express anything on the mound, until the job is done.

His job is one inning, to end the game on a good note, and bring us one game closer to the harvest dance.

Today is the first of 162 steps of the 2005 Major League Basball Stairway to Heaven.

God dammit, everyone is having a fucking orgy well past fucking 4 o fucking clock in the fucking moron; NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE FACT THAT A NEWS ANCHOR HAS NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT HOW THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WORKS, SO WHY EXACTLY WOULD WE WANT TO WATCH 24 HOURS OF THESE UGLY FREAKS ASKING ABOUT PEDOPHILIA?

Won't the fucking pope just fucking die? Stop hanging around, everyone is waiting on you, you selfish prick.

Someone's always trying to put one over on them.



<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>Tokyo zoo penguins in awe of giant on April Fool's Day</span>

TOKYO (AFP) - Emperor penguins looked up in awe as Tokyo's main zoo unveiled its latest addition -- a giant penguin said to be suspiciously close in height and weight to a human.

"A great discovery!" blared the special news release by the Ueno Zoo, saying the Tonosama (Lord) Penguin was 165 centimeters (five feet, six inches) tall and weighed 80 kilograms (176 pounds).

As the cameras rolled, the real penguins rose their beaks and gazed up at the purported Lord -- but then walked away disinterested when he took off his penguin face to reveal himself to be zoo director Teruyuki Komiya.

The press release -- which stressed the newly discovered animal would be unveiled on April 1 -- said the giant penguin's favorite food was "white fish meat with soy sauce."

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