I've got a tough decision this weekend. It's a pick of defenses. I've got Miami and Minnesota. Which one should I start?

Considering...

Miami @ New England (going for their 19th straight)
Minnesota @ Houston (who's won their last 2)

Quote:NEW YORK (Reuters) - New York Yankees (news) slugger Gary Sheffield (news) says he unknowingly used an illegal steroid obtained from BALCO during the 2002 season, Major League Baseball's official Web Site said Tuesday quoting a magazine article.



In a Sports Illustrated article which will hit the news stands Wednesday, Sheffield says he used a steroid known as "the cream" on an injured knee but was unaware it was illegal.


Quoting from federal grand jury testimony provided during an investigation last year into the illegal sale and distribution of steroids by BALCO, a San Francisco-area nutritional laboratory, Sheffield said the cream "was like a cortisone to heal these wounds.


"I rubbed it on every night and it helped me. It was like you could go to a store and find something like that. That's what was in my thoughts," Sheffield told Sports Illustrated.


"I put it on my legs and thought nothing of it. I kept it in my locker."


In the article, Sheffield said San Francisco Giants (news) slugger Barry Bonds (news) introduced him to BALCO president Victor Conte.


Sheffield said he received vitamins from BALCO through Greg Anderson, Bonds's former personal trainer, who, along with Conte, faces charges of conspiring to distribute performance-enhancing drugs.


"He (Bonds) said, 'I got guys here, they can get your urine and blood and prescribe a vitamin specifically for your blood type and what your body needs'," Sheffield said. "And that's what I did."


Contacted by CBC radio, Conte's lawyer Robert Holley said: "BALCO provided Gary Sheffield with no illegal substances and the check BALCO received from Sheffield was for legal nutritional supplements."

I just traded Corey Dillon in my money league for Deuce McAllister and Aaron Stecker...

Stugats picks up Corey Dillon whose numbers look like this

Week 1: 8 pts
Week 2: 17 pts
Week 4: 14 pts

Soup gets Stecker, whose numbers look like this
Week 2: 7 pts(came in 3rd qtr of game)
Week 3: 20 pts
Week 4: 10 pts

Oh, and I got a guy named DEUCE Mccallister.

How can you give up on a top five back like that???

the only undefeated team after 4 weeks!

The vice presidential debate, this one should be just as interesting. Dick Cheyney will have the fun task of cleaning up the mess from Bush's debate. Edwards will look pretty for the camera and smooth talk everyone, Cheyney will call him a fuckin bitch, good times!!!

I'd score this one too but I think it'll be Cheyney by TKO.

Albert Pujols' numbers project thusly (he will be 37 years old -- assuming he was actually born in 1980)

2650+ games
2125 runs
2125 RBI
760 homers
.333 lifetime BA
1.037 lifetime OPS

Barry Bonds:
Through 2716 games (18 1/2 seasons)
2070 runs
1843 RBI
703 homers
.300 lifetime BA
1.053 lifetime OPS

I have yet to hear a bad song. I guess New Workout Plan and School Spirit are kind of weak.

But even after the popular songs, Never Let you Down and Family Business are great. Then he's got the stuff before that.

I feel so white that I'd never heard about him until a few months ago.

Muttonchops, or goatee?

I went on vacation for a week, I gave a list of things to my manager that I needed done while I was away.

Please make sure that Person X calls client Y
Please make sure to call whoever to set up a lunch with management, blah blah blah.
Please make sure to send me an email if a certain thing happens.
There was a list of like 10 things

They didn't do a single one of them. Not one. I've got three clients ripshit now.

"ooops, sorry."
"Yeah, we dropped the ball; don't worry, we're working on that system"

sblueman? anyone?