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  IT'S FRIDAY!  GO CRAZY! - ba bang!  bang!
Posted by: Ronin - 09-10-2004, 05:06 PM - Forum: Noise Pollution - Replies (8)

Bang the Drum All Day
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because

I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day

(i was just listening to the clip and thought it would be appropriate since today is Friday)

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  Create Your Own Dubya Speech!
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 09-10-2004, 03:50 PM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (3)

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html">http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bu ... riter.html</a><!-- m -->

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  Atari!
Posted by: Danked - 09-10-2004, 04:57 AM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (11)

[Image: adventure.gif] (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>

Adventure. Perhaps one of the greatest games I ever played for Atari. I completely forgot about it till I found this .gif.

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  So, Mad...
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 09-09-2004, 07:06 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (123)

Can you tell me why we don't need to renew the assault weapons ban?

Let me guess, so we have the same access to Uzis and Mac-10s that the criminals do?

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  what level of hell are you going to?
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 09-09-2004, 04:59 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (83)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
<table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th>Level</th><th>Score</th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Purgatory (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 2 (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 3 (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 7 (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">High</td></tr></table>
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Quote:Seventh Level of Hell
-------------------------------------------------
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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  HBO: Entourage
Posted by: Kid Afrika - 09-09-2004, 04:15 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (30)

Am I the only idiot that watches this show?

Personally, I think Mark Wahlberg (yes, Marky Mark) hit a good niche with this show. He made a fictional show about what it's like to be an actor, what it's like to have money beyond what anyone would ever dream to have and to have your friends there to enjoy it with you.

GREAT SHOW!!!

Jeremy Piven is insane as the agent.

Turtle is one of the most refreshing characters on a TV series today.

Kevin Dillon as "Johnny Drama" plays a great psycho.

And the kid from "Happily Ever After..." is really growing into the hollywood manager that one would expect.

Plus, how can you doubt a show that has Val Kilmer playing an ex-shirpa(sp?) now pot farmer? "We're not getting 'fucked down'..."

Excellent show. If you're not watching it, I hope Laz steals your TV.

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  your favorite site in the world. - trust me
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 09-09-2004, 02:43 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (22)

your favorite site in the world!

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  The Real Flip Flopper
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 09-08-2004, 08:58 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (9)

1 - Bush is against campaign finance reform ("George W.
Bush opposes McCain-Feingold...as an infringement on free
expression." [Washington Post, 3/28/2000]);
then he's for it
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020327.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 20327.html</a><!-- m -->).

2 - Bush is against a Homeland Security Department
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020319-7.html#12">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... -7.html#12</a><!-- m -->);
then he's for it
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/06/20020606-8.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 606-8.html</a><!-- m -->).

3 - Bush is against a 9/11 commission
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/05/15/attack/main509096.shtml">http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/05/ ... 9096.shtml</a><!-- m -->);
then he's for it
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/homefront020920.html">http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Daily ... 20920.html</a><!-- m -->).

4 - Bush is against an Iraq WMD investigation
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.jsonline.com/news/gen/jan04/203405.asp">http://www.jsonline.com/news/gen/jan04/203405.asp</a><!-- m -->);
then he's for it
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/02/20040206-3.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 206-3.html</a><!-- m -->).

5 - Bush is against nation building
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2000/debates/transcripts/u221003.html">http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2000/debate ... 21003.html</a><!-- m -->);
then he's for it
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/03/20030306-8.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 306-8.html</a><!-- m -->.).

6 - Bush is for free trade
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020323-13.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 23-13.html</a><!-- m -->);
then he's for tariffs on steel
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A31768-2003Sep18Found=true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dy ... Found=true</a><!-- m -->);
then he's against them again.

7 - Bush is for states right to decide on gay marriage
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0002/15/lkl.00.html">http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0002/15/lkl.00.html</a><!-- m -->),
then he is for changing the constitution.

8 - Bush-"I want justice. And there's an old poster out
West, I recall, that says, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive.'"
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/WTC_MAIN010917.html">http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Daily ... 10917.html</a><!-- m -->).
Bush- "I don't know where he is.You know, I just don't spend
that much time on him... I truly am not that concerned about
him."
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 313-8.html</a><!-- m -->)

9 - Bush first says the U.S. won't negotiate with North
Korea
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/11/20021115-8.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 115-8.html</a><!-- m -->).
Now he will
(<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/06/20040623-6.html">http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 623-6.html</a><!-- m -->)

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  So i'm at work
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 09-08-2004, 04:17 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (13)

One of the guys says he finally saw passion of the christ and I asked him what he thought of it and under his breath he says "fuckin jews". So I said yeah its ok you can say it out loud cause we joke around like that, he's cool with it as am I.

Anyway one of the other kikes with no sense of humor gets into the old, THE ROMANS CRUCIFIED JESUS!!! argument...

He turns to him and in such a cool fashion gives the best answer possible...

You know what.. you're right the romans did crucify him.. ROMAN JEWS!!!!

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  If you could have one of Jesus' superpowers...
Posted by: Danked - 09-08-2004, 02:48 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (29)

which one would you want the most?

Personally, I'd like to turn water into wine. And not cheap $4.99 wine, but gooood wine. That'd be ideal. I'd throw lots of parties.

Walking on water a close second.

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