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So nomar now gets to play with a team that hasnt won since 1908, even better!!!!

Sox get Cabrera & Mientkiewicz.

Yanks trade Contreras for Loaiza, whom i'd honestly rather have than johnson we got enough geriatric pitchers.
atleast contraras wasnt as bad as hideki irabu... yeah...

but it isnt spamelot. :-(


i cant tell you what the new one is cause you will mock me mercilessly and i am feeling fragile right now.

Well?

Mike Tyson just got knocked out by... I dont even remember what his name was...

They are raising the tolls on the PA Turnpike by nearly 50% or more in some places. These fucking scumbags. So I get off my exit and I hand the guy the toll. I'm running short on dimes and nickels, but I have tons of pennies. I decided to get rid of some of them by giving ten pennies in place of a dime or two nickels. I don't think this is so bad. I hand it to the fat short guy in the booth, and he shakes his head and shows his disgust very clearly. Now I can understand if I gave him 20 or 30 pennies but is 10 so bad? So right before i drove off I said to him very kindly, "You're welcome" I'll bet his ass was steaming. I win.

So I get off the turpike and head to the hospital to visit my friends and their new child. Typical social interaction, some hellos and handshakes. There's the new mom over here: "Hey beautiful (Disgusting), you look great. Congratulations!" There's the pop, "Awesome, man, congrats (you fool)" Not too exciting. I looked at the infant sat down and stared at the wall for a half hour and got up to leave. I say my goodbyes and walk down the hall. I approach a door, the door I came in. I open it. It's siren time. The alarms going off and I'm standing there like a jerkoff. The lady's like "Hold on a second." She's going through some bullshit trying to reset the door so I can leave. Another nurse that's sitting down watching this looks at me and jokingly says, "Have you got a baby in your pocket?" So I sez, "No. Just a head." She wasn't amused. I win again.

a very underated piece of film making.

lea thompson in her finest thespian moment.

eh

Did everyone leave the board? Where did they go?

There were no lame posters, there were no fights, people just stopped posting over the last few years.

What happened? If people "just got lives", it's not like the board takes long. Just pop it up for 5 or 10 minutes a few times a day.

It's no fun.

List posts from like 10 days ago?