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Cold Day In Hell - The Podcast Sessions presents...

The CDIH.net Podcast - Season 2





From the makers of...

<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=11172">
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Hosted by...

GonzoStyle

and

The Jays.

Produced by...

HedCold.




We kick it off with Episode 10!




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CDIH.net Podcast - Episode 10: License To Douche </a>
The much anticipated debut episode of season 2, Episode 10: License To Douche.

Starring:

the Jays
GonzoStyle

& Special guest host sitting in for hedcold... Goatweed!!!

Gonzo and Jays bring on a special guest in the absence of HedCold. CDIH.net wishes IrishAlkey good luck and godspeed, and then discusses his colon. Gonzo wishes to make appletinis at home. Gonzo defends his masculinity in the face of evidence to the contrary. Jays makes one joke. Gonzo recalls the story of his boss getting a briss out of guilt. Gonzo reads the top 20 movies on imdb.

What do the hosts have to say about it?

GonzoStyle

"In this episode we discuss such hot topics as Irish Alkey, Hedcolds unemployment adventures, Superman, & how uber cool apple martinis are and then I urinate into a bottle live on air. "

The Jays

""I get my mic on and turn on my speakers, and douchbag #1 Gonzo has brought on douchebag #2 Goatweed! So I gets on, and I say my peice, and then douchbag Gonzo starts going on and on about his appletinis! So that's when Goat and I put him in his place, and helped him cope with his latent homosexuality. Oh, and God Speed, Alkey!"


HedCold

"...zzzzz..."

And the fans?

Hoon

"ok now... jays and goatweed talking _______________________ while gonzo _________________________ in the background is just groundbreaking.

i laugh at satelite radio fans."

Quote:ArchiRobot (11:47:55 PM): hi
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:00 PM): hi
ArchiRobot (11:48:18 PM): whats up buddy
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:19 PM): nothin much
ArchiRobot (11:48:29 PM): we should do a podcast this week
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:36 PM): we should
ArchiRobot (11:48:45 PM): now that golden globes are over with
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:55 PM): and 24 has premiered!
ArchiRobot (11:49:16 PM): and the afc and nfc championships are this week
ZippyAidsFace (11:49:25 PM): eh, football is boring
ArchiRobot (11:49:48 PM): me and joe can cover that when you need to take a leak
ZippyAidsFace (11:49:52 PM): cool
ArchiRobot (11:50:05 PM): i can discuss the wonder that is tivo
ArchiRobot (11:50:08 PM): which, get this,
ArchiRobot (11:50:13 PM): i can listen to podcasts on
ZippyAidsFace (11:50:16 PM): OMFG
ZippyAidsFace (11:50:25 PM): we're on tv!!!
ZippyAidsFace (11:50:32 PM): we're famous!
ArchiRobot (11:50:35 PM): which is why i want someone to fix the rss feed
ArchiRobot (11:50:43 PM): so i can listen to all the shows
ArchiRobot (11:50:56 PM): not just the fourth one and dankeds episode 3
ArchiRobot (11:51:12 PM): aside from the ones before that
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:13 PM): isnt keyser in charge of that?
ArchiRobot (11:51:15 PM): but none after
ArchiRobot (11:51:24 PM): no, its a cdih address
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:28 PM): oh
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:34 PM): then hedcold should do it
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:37 PM): producer
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ArchiRobot (11:51:51 PM): thats the feed address
ArchiRobot (11:52:12 PM): but, yeah, i figured out how to listen to them on my podcaster program
ArchiRobot (11:52:26 PM): and, i can play mp3s and photos from my computer onto my tivo
ArchiRobot (11:52:36 PM): with my wireless network
ZippyAidsFace (11:52:41 PM): crazy
ZippyAidsFace (11:52:51 PM): this tivo sounds delicious
ArchiRobot (11:53:11 PM): and, i can save shoutcast radio stations as winamp playlists , and listen to internet radio on my tivo
ZippyAidsFace (11:53:40 PM): that is just insanity
ArchiRobot (11:54:00 PM): im watching the patriots chargers game
ArchiRobot (11:54:28 PM): like, the day i learned to play my music on my tivo
ArchiRobot (11:54:37 PM): i was like "i love tivo"
ZippyAidsFace (11:54:49 PM): and you tried to stick your penis in it
ArchiRobot (11:55:16 PM): but then i realized i needed a usb adapter for that
ArchiRobot (11:55:38 PM): a male to penis connection
ZippyAidsFace (11:57:57 PM): true

So, when my brother and I were younger, round 4 and 8, our father used to take us with him to the bowling alley on thursday nights, back during his drinking days. He would leave us at the bar, near the video games and such, give us a couple bucks, while he went to bowl.

Now, this bar just so happened to also supply a great supply of standard fashionable 80's candies... Fun Dip, Lemonheads, Nerds, Sweetarts, Spree... and they had one other candy.

It was called

Candy Paper.

A small rectangular sheet, pink, grid like, which was basically spun sugar compressed into paper form. It might even have been called Wafer Paper.

This was the one candy we would always get. This is one of the earliest memories I have.

I tell people this little tale every so often, and everytime, they walk away convinced that my dad left us alone with a bartender that sold us paper napkins for a dollar each, and hoodwinked us.

involves...

this...

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im shocked

Anyone know where to find some for Fresh Direct?

I suppose we could use this thread for sharing coupon codes for any site as well.

*check*

Plz post vid here thx

2003: Jim Boeheim wins National Championship, 1st after 25 tournament appearances
2003: David Robinson wins NBA title, 1st after 12 playoff appearances
2004: Larry Brown wins NBA championship, 1st after 19 playoff appearances
2004: Phil Mickelson wins Masters, 1st major championship after 40+ appearances
2004: Red Sox win world series, 1st in 86 years
2005: Roy Williams wins National Championship, 1st after 15 tournament appearances
2005: White Sox win world series, 1st in 88 years
2006: Bill Cowher wins Superbowl, 1st after 9 playoff appearances
2006: Tony LaRussa wins world series, 1st after 10 years and 6 playoff appearances with Cardinals
2007: Peyton Manning/Tony Dungy: 6/8 playoff appearances...

ive been thinking bout das golden age, and got to wondering where some people are.
now in a serious or joking fashion you let me know where said people are and what you think and/or know what they are up to:

slash
sluggo
sean cold
hey ladi
maynard
angel amy (or what ever her name was on here.)
magnus
pollyanna (aka feel my fun bags)

feel free to add.

...even Funsnapsdyno



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