If you could scan the cover of the February Maxim (The REAL Swimsuit Issue) I'll buy you a mail order bride from Russia*


*subject to availablity of funds for purchase

There's always a phone call that some electric appliance broke. Then there's either a panic that it's never gonna work again or if it's something new then its a piece of shit.

I got her a brand new TV a few years back. The 3rd day or so she's cleaning and I get a call.

What kinda crap did you buy me!! 3 days and already its broken...

Then she went on to accuse me of buying it at like a flea market or second hand shop. I told her it was brand new.. I opened the box in front of her when I installed it, everything was wrapped and new.

So I show up and turns out she pressed the tv/video button on the remote, which switched it to a black screen since she doesnt have a video or dvd player.

So I got a call today that she was cleaning and now the cable box doesn't work.

its the size of a dime. i got it from my new watch band. it is very itchy.


itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy itchy!

But I really needed to feel the love of you assholes once again in my life... :nutkick:

is not as bad as it sounds.

amazing!

you get this lovely russian lady and her soul all for the price of 10K. im sure some of you are thinking about it.

How long does it take me to get home?

yeah

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didn't read through it yet, not sure if something like dead aim blocks it