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Phil Hartman:

- Cast Member: 1986 - 1994
- Memorable Characters: Frank Sinatra, Caveman Lawyer.
- Memorable TV/Film roles: Houseguest, News Radio, The Simpsons
- Beat out Mike Myers in Round 1.
- Beat out Chris Farley in Round 2.


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Eddie Murphy:

- Cast Member: 1981 - 1984
- Memorable Characters: Buckwheat, Little Richard Simmons, Mr. Robinson, James Brown, Gumby.
- Memorable TV/Film roles: Beverly Hills Cop, 48 Hours, Trading Places
- Beat out Norm MacDonald in Round 1
- Beat out Will Ferrell in Round 2

Gay and lesbian couples from Europe and more than 20 states have come to San Francisco City Hall since city officials decided to begin marrying same-sex couples six days ago.

City officials said 172 couples were married Tuesday, a pace that would bring the total number who have taken vows promising to be "spouses for life" to over 3,000 by Friday.

President Bush has said that he strongly believes marriage should be defined as between a man and a woman.

Where do you stand in this debate?

I believe gay couples should have the right to marry. They should be afforded the same rights heterosexual couples enjoy. I don't see any reason otherwise.

Why does my IE shut down when I come to this site?

what exactly is this and why did i get it on my pizza?

If CDIH went Hollywood, who would you pick to play your favorite posters?

Me – Marilyn Monroe
Gonzo – Marlon Brando
Sleeper – David Faustino
Gooch – Dom DeLuise
Alkey – Bruce Willis
Silera – Kate Hudson
Arpi – John Cusack
Dru – Selma Hyack
Rape – Rosie O’Donnell
Black Laz - Chris Tucker
Gmann – John Leguizamo
Weird – Jack Black
Danked – Woody Harrelson
Galt – Aston Kutcher
OAS - Mel Brooks
HedCold – Matthew Broderick
CRX – Minnie Driver
CrackHitler – Mark Wahlberg
Jimmy BlueEyes – Pierce Brosnan
KidA – Ruben Stoddard
Keyser – Danny Devito
TheJays - Clay Aiken
DrunkenGW – Johnny Depp

I wasn't a huge fan of 2003, it was ok but it seemed to get boring pretty fast. I just downloaded the 2004 demo and I gotta say it plays a lot better. Graphically it looks like a slight upgrade from 2003, but being able to fight in vehicles is hella fun.

Anyone else?

I was all psyched to try and get this but then it slipped my mind

I'm gonna miss being unemployed

I was driving around yesterday and I get stuck behind an ambulance. They couldn't double park, they had to park flat in the middle so no one could get by. I wanted to back out but there were a bunch of cars behind me that wouldnt budge.

So I put it in park and wait, I look off to my left and notice a cat sitting around and eating out of a can of cat food. We have a bunch of wackos here who leave cat food to feed the homeless cats.

This cat is white with some grey stripes and he's eating away then all of a sudden a black cat pops outta nowhere. This black cat is staring at the white cat eating and is sniffing around. So he smacks the white cat upside the head with its paw and pushes the can away and starts eating from it. This little nigger cat jacked up the white cat. The white cat tries to sneak in from the side and figured they would share but the black cat started swinging at it again.

All of a sudden the black cat starts moving the can behind a gate and I noticed why in a second. A Cocker spaniel being walked all of sudden starts barking at it but blackie is beind the gate just eating, he dont care but whitey runs away. The owner of the spaniel pulls him off and they leave.

So now blackie has no one to bother him and he's chompin away at the can of cat food. About 30 seconds goes by and whitey comes back, blackie notices him and kinda stares him down and whitey just looks away and patiently sits there. He sits there for about 10 seconds and is waiting. Then his opening comes as blackie gets greedy and overconfident and sticks his whole face into the can probably diggin at the bottom. Whitey grabs opportunity and jumps on blackie and scratches him across the back and the rumble ensues whitey sucker punched him and blackie never stood a chance.

A beat up blackie finally gives up and whitey reclaims his can but alas all was in vain... the can was empty...

Poor whitey.