No one anywhere loves you, I been reading your threads and posts and you have no room to speak. On my worst day you couldn't compare to my greatness.

shortest reign as a VP of a football team

Quote:MIAMI - Dan Marino resigned as senior vice president of the Miami Dolphins on Tuesday, only three weeks after accepting a job to return to the team he quarterbacked for 17 seasons.

"I have decided that it would not be in the best interests of either my family or the Dolphins to assume the role as the team's senior vice president of football operations," Marino said in a statement released by the team.

Yesterday a new agent shows up for his first day at the office. He talks to the branch manager and stuff and then he gets his desk and stuff. He sits around for a while, I am looking through the new classifieds and doin some cold calling so I don't say nothin to him. as I am on hold with people I glance over at him a couple times and just smile and nod. I take a good gander at him and it strikes me that he looks just like iraqi information minister, the guy who was on TV saying that american were nowhere near baghdad while they were in the main palace takin shits on saddams golden toilets.

So time goes by and I take a break to organize my notes and work out my appoitments. He comes over and says hi, I say hi back and shake hands with him. I tell him my name and he tells me his name and I let out an uncontrolable giggle. He says "hello, my name is Salam Hussein". I think to myself "that's a fuckin joke, right?" But I dont say nothin, I just say nice to meet you and ask him for a couple of his cards.

I spent the rest of my day putting an "o" next to the l of his name, so it read Sadam Hussein and giggled to myself, it was a very productive day indeed.

At alkey's request I made sure to call him Salami today and he just smiled and said "Salam", I giggled again. Cause he actually does smell like salami, he definetly needs a little intervention on his BO problem.

seriously, is this someone from the doors board? I mean, we've got less than 300 registered members here, but I don't think I've ever seen this name before.

maybe he/she is a friend of Star-Child?

anyway, happy birthday, whoever you are...

Kill a kitten

I'm totally late on this cause I don't get HBO but I've been downloading episodes the past few days and...wow, best show since Seinfeld. The scene with Richard Lewis and Larry David arguing over how to get rid of their shrink who wears the thong has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Quote:IrishAlkey (12:28:38 AM): i watched godfather sat night
IrishAlkey (12:29:09 AM): im gonna tell ppl they should watch it
ZippyAidsFace (12:29:31 AM): finally!!
IrishAlkey (12:29:44 AM): this movie should get some credit!
IrishAlkey (12:29:46 AM): its damn good!
ZippyAidsFace (12:30:02 AM): I think it's done well up until your seal of approval
IrishAlkey (12:30:16 AM): oh
ZippyAidsFace (12:30:33 AM): But now with your backing and the drawing power your name has, it shall be considered among the best of all times.
IrishAlkey (12:30:35 AM): and that pacino guy is quite an actor
ZippyAidsFace (12:30:42 AM): right up there with class act and cop and a half
IrishAlkey (12:33:26 AM): then we started to watch 2 and she fell asleep and i thought it stunk
IrishAlkey (12:33:31 AM): but apparently it starts slow
IrishAlkey (12:33:34 AM): she said
ZippyAidsFace (12:33:52 AM): it's better than the 1st, more complicated a story and it pulls you in.
ZippyAidsFace (12:33:57 AM): plus deniro was amazing
IrishAlkey (12:34:02 AM): when does the pulling in start
ZippyAidsFace (12:34:08 AM): just watch it fucko
IrishAlkey (12:34:16 AM): i was very annoyed by it
IrishAlkey (12:34:18 AM): and confused
IrishAlkey (12:34:26 AM): whos the jew in florida?
IrishAlkey (12:34:33 AM): i say 1 is the best!
ZippyAidsFace (12:34:40 AM): he's based on meyer lansky
ZippyAidsFace (12:34:50 AM): you got no say novice!!
IrishAlkey (12:34:51 AM): the hotdog guy?
ZippyAidsFace (12:35:03 AM): I should smack you now
IrishAlkey (12:35:36 AM): i shut it off
ZippyAidsFace (12:35:43 AM): I am shutting you off
IrishAlkey (12:35:46 AM): noooooo
IrishAlkey (12:35:49 AM): ill watch it
ZippyAidsFace (12:35:49 AM): :click:
IrishAlkey (12:35:58 AM): it was too much after seeing 1!
IrishAlkey (12:36:34 AM): i hear 3 is amazing!
ZippyAidsFace (12:36:39 AM): ...
ZippyAidsFace (12:36:41 AM): ok thats it
ZippyAidsFace (12:36:44 AM): :click:
IrishAlkey (12:37:03 AM): arelis says it stinks
ZippyAidsFace (12:37:13 AM): she knows what's up
ZippyAidsFace (12:37:23 AM): unlike the uncultured swine that is you
IrishAlkey (12:37:37 AM): one movie at a time
ZippyAidsFace (12:38:05 AM): you are the middle east of the civilized world, we have to rebuild you from the dark ages.
ZippyAidsFace (12:38:17 AM): and give you indoor plumbing
IrishAlkey (12:38:39 AM): i did not like mikes italian wife getting blown up
ZippyAidsFace (12:38:51 AM): poor appolonia
IrishAlkey (12:41:51 AM): and Mafia made a lot more sense to me too after watching godfather!
ZippyAidsFace (12:42:16 AM): I took 2 years of criminology in college, the mob is such a fascinating thing to study.
IrishAlkey (12:42:37 AM): no thew jay mohr, leslie nealson movie
ZippyAidsFace (12:42:45 AM): I hate you so much
IrishAlkey (12:43:41 AM): well its true
IrishAlkey (12:44:26 AM): and their sister was a cunt
IrishAlkey (12:44:52 AM): arelis said she learned a valuable lesson from godfather, dont break anything youre not willing to clean up
IrishAlkey (12:44:56 AM): such a smart girl
ZippyAidsFace (12:45:13 AM): I still hate you
IrishAlkey (12:45:30 AM): i felt bad for her husband
ZippyAidsFace (12:45:45 AM): here I was gonna try to explain who the jew from florida was but you took it out of me, infidel!
IrishAlkey (12:45:47 AM): he had to put up with that cunt and he wasnever gonna be in the family
IrishAlkey (12:46:09 AM): whos the jew!!!
IrishAlkey (12:46:15 AM): he back the casino guy?
IrishAlkey (12:46:18 AM): backed*
ZippyAidsFace (12:46:24 AM): I dunno
IrishAlkey (12:46:26 AM): part 2 confused me within 5 minutes
IrishAlkey (12:46:52 AM): vito saw his mommy killed with a shotgun
ZippyAidsFace (12:47:05 AM): I offered to watch it with you and explain but I can't be bothered now
IrishAlkey (12:47:19 AM): you should be thrilled i can discuss it now!
ZippyAidsFace (12:47:42 AM): I shant discuss anything with you about the greatness of the godfather
IrishAlkey (12:47:52 AM): why!!!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:48:04 AM): because of your nonsense before, infidel!
IrishAlkey (12:48:07 AM): what!
ZippyAidsFace (12:48:18 AM): you know what!
IrishAlkey (12:48:26 AM): i saw mafia and just thought they had great writers!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:48:31 AM): die!
IrishAlkey (12:48:35 AM): i didnt know it was a spoof!!!!!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:48:41 AM): go to hell!!
IrishAlkey (12:49:00 AM): i really didnt, i know you cant grasp that idea
ZippyAidsFace (12:49:11 AM): >:o
ZippyAidsFace (12:49:32 AM): leslie fuckin neilsen was in it!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:49:38 AM): how could you not know!!
IrishAlkey (12:49:47 AM): i knew it was a comedy
IrishAlkey (12:49:54 AM): i didnt know it was a godfather spoof
IrishAlkey (12:50:06 AM): i just thought it was a mafia comedy movie
IrishAlkey (12:54:24 AM): how come joe pesci isnt in the godfather movies
ZippyAidsFace (12:54:41 AM): because he wasn't an actor at the time
IrishAlkey (12:54:46 AM): oh
IrishAlkey (12:55:00 AM): joe pesci wouldve been a better sunny
ZippyAidsFace (12:55:09 AM): goodnight!!
IrishAlkey (12:55:12 AM): nooooooo
ZippyAidsFace (12:55:20 AM): gutten nacht!!
IrishAlkey (12:55:23 AM): noooooooo
IrishAlkey (12:55:32 AM): who was that actor anyway
ZippyAidsFace (12:55:35 AM): james caan did a great job!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:55:42 AM): JAMES CAAN!!
IrishAlkey (12:55:43 AM): what????
IrishAlkey (12:55:46 AM): no that was brian
IrishAlkey (12:55:50 AM): stupid!!!!!
IrishAlkey (12:55:53 AM): sunny!!
IrishAlkey (12:56:05 AM): santino!
ZippyAidsFace (12:56:18 AM): sonny corleone was played by James Caan
IrishAlkey (12:56:25 AM): what?
IrishAlkey (12:56:30 AM): who played the lawyer?
ZippyAidsFace (12:56:35 AM): Robert Duvall
ZippyAidsFace (12:56:41 AM): thats Tom Hagen
IrishAlkey (12:56:47 AM): that was fuckin james caan?????
IrishAlkey (12:56:50 AM): wow
ZippyAidsFace (12:56:51 AM): yes
ZippyAidsFace (12:57:08 AM): I am shaking my head right now in disgust
IrishAlkey (12:57:14 AM): im sorry im retarded!
ZippyAidsFace (12:57:23 AM): no one coulda possibly done a better job
ZippyAidsFace (12:57:35 AM): pesci woulda done it over the top and made it a caricature
IrishAlkey (12:58:05 AM): oh
ZippyAidsFace (12:58:43 AM): and you called me an idiot too
IrishAlkey (12:59:02 AM): :/
ZippyAidsFace (12:59:04 AM): IrishAlkey (12:55:46 AM): no that was brian
IrishAlkey (12:55:50 AM): stupid!!!!!
IrishAlkey (12:55:53 AM): sunny!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:59:08 AM): who the fuck is brian?
IrishAlkey (12:59:10 AM): im new to this
IrishAlkey (12:59:18 AM): lol
IrishAlkey (12:59:21 AM): i thought that was his name!
ZippyAidsFace (12:59:24 AM): ants wasnt in GF
ZippyAidsFace (12:59:35 AM): yeah fredo, michael, vito and Brian!!
ZippyAidsFace (12:59:45 AM): I know alot of wops named Brian
ZippyAidsFace (12:59:58 AM): Brianzino, Brian for short.
IrishAlkey (1:00:02 AM): hes not a wop!!!!!
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:07 AM): ...
IrishAlkey (1:00:08 AM): the adopted lawyer!!!
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:13 AM): that was TOM
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:17 AM): Tom Hagen
IrishAlkey (1:00:18 AM): the kraut/mic friend!
IrishAlkey (1:00:19 AM): oh
IrishAlkey (1:00:22 AM): ok
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:28 AM): there is no Brian in the godfather
IrishAlkey (1:00:32 AM): so who the fuck was brian?
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:35 AM): ants
IrishAlkey (1:00:39 AM): i mean the other guy
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:44 AM): who?
IrishAlkey (1:00:50 AM): damn im confused
IrishAlkey (1:00:54 AM): there was michael
IrishAlkey (1:00:57 AM): sonny
ZippyAidsFace (1:00:58 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:00:59 AM): fredo
ZippyAidsFace (1:01:02 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:01:03 AM): and the sister
ZippyAidsFace (1:01:05 AM): connie
IrishAlkey (1:01:06 AM): 4 kids
IrishAlkey (1:01:10 AM): then tom
IrishAlkey (1:01:16 AM): who was the guy you mentioned?
ZippyAidsFace (1:01:19 AM): the adopted brother than sonny found
IrishAlkey (1:01:24 AM): tony?
ZippyAidsFace (1:01:26 AM): TOM
ZippyAidsFace (1:01:39 AM): TOM HAGEN!!
IrishAlkey (1:01:54 AM): oh youre brianzino comment was a joke
ZippyAidsFace (1:01:57 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:02:00 AM): so 5 kids
IrishAlkey (1:02:04 AM): 1 adopted
ZippyAidsFace (1:02:06 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:02:11 AM): tom = duvall
ZippyAidsFace (1:02:13 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:02:15 AM): mike = pacino
ZippyAidsFace (1:02:17 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:02:32 AM): sonny = caan
ZippyAidsFace (1:02:34 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:02:38 AM): i dont know who fredo was
IrishAlkey (1:02:42 AM): or connie
ZippyAidsFace (1:02:44 AM): John Cazale
IrishAlkey (1:02:59 AM): fredo sucked anyway
ZippyAidsFace (1:03:02 AM): you dont know rocky's wife?
ZippyAidsFace (1:03:07 AM): talia shire
IrishAlkey (1:03:13 AM): oh shit thats adrienne???
ZippyAidsFace (1:03:17 AM): yes
IrishAlkey (1:03:21 AM): wow
ZippyAidsFace (1:03:29 AM): francis ford coppolas sister
ZippyAidsFace (1:03:51 AM): he was the director incase you are scratching your head
ZippyAidsFace (1:04:17 AM): nicholas cage's uncle also
IrishAlkey (1:04:24 AM): i knew that!!!!
ZippyAidsFace (1:04:29 AM): sure you did
IrishAlkey (1:04:35 AM): i swear!!
IrishAlkey (1:04:39 AM): arelis told me
ZippyAidsFace (1:04:40 AM): ok brian
IrishAlkey (1:04:58 AM): do not save this IM!
ZippyAidsFace (1:05:03 AM): save it?
ZippyAidsFace (1:05:11 AM): I am 2 seconds away from posting it on CDIH
ZippyAidsFace (1:06:05 AM): it'd be a waste on YMB, 60feet would post a "neener" comment, flock would post a tranny pic and tornoto hottie would just post something idiotic.
IrishAlkey (1:06:16 AM): basically
ZippyAidsFace (1:06:41 AM): then 6 posts in it would be a gonzo and alkey are gay thread
ZippyAidsFace (1:06:49 AM): I am posting this
IrishAlkey (1:06:52 AM): no
ZippyAidsFace (1:06:59 AM): give me permission!!
IrishAlkey (1:07:00 AM): whatever im totally joking anyway
ZippyAidsFace (1:07:07 AM): they shall praise you for bringing me back!
IrishAlkey (1:07:19 AM): ok thats a good idea
IrishAlkey (1:07:26 AM): ill be a god
ZippyAidsFace (1:07:31 AM): yeah..
ZippyAidsFace (1:07:34 AM): nevermind then
IrishAlkey (1:07:37 AM): :(
IrishAlkey (1:07:48 AM): ill also look like the biggest idiot ever
ZippyAidsFace (1:07:55 AM): basically
IrishAlkey (1:08:02 AM): so thats a bonus
ZippyAidsFace (1:08:29 AM): and arpi will follow me around like a pilot fish with 300 star child jokes and think he's being funny
IrishAlkey (1:09:32 AM): he sucks
ZippyAidsFace (1:09:36 AM): yeah
IrishAlkey (1:10:06 AM): so when does part 2 get good
ZippyAidsFace (1:10:49 AM): from the moment you turn it on
IrishAlkey (1:11:13 AM): i was confused!
ZippyAidsFace (1:11:40 AM): posting on YMB has given you a feeble mind
ZippyAidsFace (1:11:44 AM): as it has me
IrishAlkey (1:11:51 AM): yes
ZippyAidsFace (1:12:03 AM): I should return home
ZippyAidsFace (1:12:17 AM): I mean the board is great, it's a good idea but the people just suck so bad
IrishAlkey (1:12:33 AM): i do both!
IrishAlkey (1:12:36 AM): so can you!
ZippyAidsFace (1:12:57 AM): I'll drop by for visits
IrishAlkey (1:13:08 AM): :/
ZippyAidsFace (1:13:33 AM): It'll be like visiting your retarded child once a month after having him commited.
ZippyAidsFace (1:13:49 AM): I am posting this as my return thread
IrishAlkey (1:14:21 AM): it was still a good movie!

can one of you create an option so that the bottom 4 threads dont appear on my screen. i never look at them and would like them removed from my screen. they are a distraction.
also, can you set up a system where every thread gets ratedby the people who read it and the rating gets displayed on the title of the thread. this way i know not to bother with really awful threads.
could you also make it so certain peoples thread ratings carry more weight than others and i get to decide who those people are. like if sleeper or galt thinks a thread sucks then that should carry more importance than if kid or the jays think a thread is bad.

Background: I've talked about this before. I was seeing a gal in work. She had a boyfriend but i really dug her. Over time I grew to become disgusted with her deceptive ways. I broke off contact with her and laid into her right in front of her boyfriend at a wedding we were both attending.

I have since got a new job, not because of anything between us. We were done with one another, didn't speak and that was that....until. My good friend that still works with her is a relentless ball buster. He knew nothing about our relationship. No clue. Yet he would fabricate things and tell them to her to just try and get under her skin. Good fun, but I guess one day he made a few comments about me. He told her that I would go over her house and fuck her all the time. She must have shit her pants. Her body language gave her away. Ever since then she has been constantly battered with references about me not only from my friend but everyone else in that place. Well ultimately after a couple months of cycling through the grapevine rumors have flown around, other than the screwing, I supposedly fell in love with her and quit my job because I couldn't stand to work with her blah blah blah. I can't say that I wasn't upset to have to break it off with her and I didn't enjoy having to work with her, but she had zero to do with me leaving there. Anyway some rather amusing emails have sprung from this:

(just before I got this email she IMed me accusing me of starting rumors. I was clueless at this point and told her she shouldn't have opened her mouth. I told her to fuck off and blocked her SN)

From: her

just so u know i never said a fucking word to anyone about anything other the your behavior at the wedding. i still deny having anything other then a friendship with you, when i get my balls busted each and every day i go to work. but thats ok, someone is going to push me too far when im not in the best mood, and itll all come out... every last truth about it all. i dont have anything to lose as far as im comcerned.


My response:

You are a liar and a deceptive moron. I don't know what you heard XXXXX said I said to him but I'm sure he blew it out of proportion. Tell anyone what you want. I don't care. I offer no other explanation. Now you have a taste of all the bullshit rumors I had to deal with when I worked there. I bit my tongue and ignored the references I knew were about me. How cool you must have thought you were. How cool do you feel now? I took a chance on you and you fucked me over. Have fun at the rumor mill. I hope you have as much fun there as I did. Don't contact me again, PAL

[I spoke to one of the guys (the XXXXX guy mentined above) at work, another good friend who was privy to the whole situation. I then sent this)

My second response to her:

Well I spoke to XXXXX tonight to see what the fuck you were talking about. It is actually quite hysterical. I didn't start any one of these bullshit rumors going around. *BallBuster* baited you and you fell like a house of cards. He was always very crafty. You stupid shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Ok I'm done with you now. I just wanted you to know that. Oh and have fun.

My email to Balbuster:

Kudos to you. There are some pretty fantastic rumors flying about most of which are false. But they are funny as hell. Below is the email I sent to that whore:

"Well I spoke to XXXXX tonight to see what the fuck you were talking about. It is actually quite hysterical. I didn't start any one of these bullshit rumors going around. *Ballbuster* baited you and you fell like a house of cards. He was always very crafty. You stupid shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Ok I'm done with you now. I just wanted you to know that. Oh and have fun."

She's been IMing me and sending me threatening emails. I'll probably stop by the place one day this week for my apology from her....hehe. But anyway I just wanted to congratulate you on your detective work. Maybe you should take that ATF test. This is your finest work yet. I won't go into it, but I'll say this, this girl fucked me over and is a snake. I find the difficulties she's having now quite amusing. And by the way, I never loved her, I love YOU!! LOL!!!

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This might be the most eventful week I've ever had in my life between this drama and this. All I have to say is MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Was that Janet Jackson's tit on live TV?