A few years ago I received several sheets of return address lables from the Disabled Veterans Association. Obviously they wanted me to send in a donation, but I never did. Still, I continued to receive return address labels every couple of months.

Then I moved, and figured I'd wait a bit and they'll send me some more labels with my new address. My parents both got their fair share, yet I never got any. I kept having to write down my return address like a common peasant. Almost 2 years later, and not one return address, I moved again and got a coupon from the Post Office for $5 for a roll of 200 return address labels. Haven given up on these asshole veterans, I decided to just pay $5 for what would be more than enough labels.

Then, no more than 2 weeks later, I got a sheet of return address labels from these crippled fucks! I refuse to send them any money, yet the labels just keep coming! I now have 553 return address labels (including the ones I purchased). At my current pace that is approximately 22.7 years worth of return address labels. And they're just gonna keep piling up!

The latest package included this picture, which I guess is supposed to make me feel sad and guilty and coerce me into sending money. Instead it just reminded me of that South Park episode with Christopher Reeve sucking the juice out of aborted fetuses, which in turn made me laugh for a considerable length of time. Well, that and the fact that he has no legs! :lol:

I am going to send this card to my uncle as a birthday card, and we will all enjoy a hearty laugh.

I like following trends, yet I am lazy.

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more to come if you people aren't morons.

I was installing Windows XP in CHINESE!!

That's right, CHINESE - you know, the LANGUAGE.

Oh man, sometimes I just want to masturbate to my own brilliance.

That must suck, huh?

background: My brother (32) was a college roomate of a girl's brother obviously years ago. So he's friends with their family, she (23) lives in Queens, we go out with her a lot. No sex stuff, she's just a partier and we hang out. A month ago, she finally came out with like 5 of her friends, and they were all hot. I tried to hook up with one of them; got nothing, she passed out. She easily would have been the hottest girl I ever touched.

So, I went out with my brother and this Saturday and that same crew (for Keyser: We went to Coral, which is really cool, though out of the way...and then we went to Park..that was OK) for the most part. Some girls from last month weren't there; a couple who weren't there last month, were there this weekend.

I was all excited to have another run at her, but she didn't show up. My attention went to the next hottest girl (the one who's life I pretended to save from a runaway taxi), who by any stretch of the imagination should be out of my league. Her face is at least an 8, possibly a 9. But she doesn't have much of a body. She's like 5' and probably 95 pounds. (AH AH H H FATTY!!! GAGKKAGKAKKGKAG), but still. Pretty friggin sexy. She seemed to have her shit together. We had some laughs. She's turning 22 on Tuesday. No way, I should have a shot.

I try and make a move when we're at the bar, she didn't push me away, I could tell she wasn't exactly feeling it. She was about to leave, before I could ask her, she asked if I wanted her number. So sure. She says call me tomorrow. So sure

So I call her on Sunday, we talk for about a half hour (she's kinda got a very childish voice -- really high pitched. Not annoying like the Nanny -- but you know) she says she's coming into the city for her work's party. I say, if you get too drunk to go all the way back (she goes to Hofstra and lives in LI) she can sleep over my place.

She calls me at 2 AM on a Sunday to crash at my place.

She shows up, but she was drunk. I didn't try anything. Partly because I had to get up at 5:30, and partially because it was the right thing to do. But she also didn't try and do anything with me. You figure she would have tried something, no?

She calls me three times the next day. I didn't respond

So today, I leave a message. She calls back from work 15 mintues later (a week before classes start again) talks for 5 minutes, asks if I want her to come into the city tomorrow so we can go out to dinner.

She'll be here tomorrow at 7.

Is she madly in love with me? Will I bang her tomorrow? Will I get anything? Is this girl going to be clingy and eventually psycho?

Predictions below (as well as something lame and predictable from Arpi)



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I've got PS2 in my room and my PC. My PC is connected to the internet by a wireless network card. I also have a regular style network card in the PC as well.

Can I share the internet connection with my PS2 by hooking up the RJ45 cable from the regular network card in my pc to the playstation?

Best. Line. Ever.

happy b-day OAS! i hope that you are safe in whatever third world country you are presently clandestinly infiltrating in your eternal quest to make the world safe for democracy. this american salutes you!

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