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  YOU FILTHY LONG HAIRED HIPPIES!!!!
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 01-30-2004, 04:26 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (18)

While I am out making the world safe for democracy, you rock n roll listening, long haired, tree hugging,granola eating, dolphin kissing hippies have been here fighting about grammar!!!

you all make me sick. I am out there sneaking behind iraqi lines, killing spies, making love to dangerous woman in order to get information and you are here laying on your pimply pansy asses!

I cant even begin to describe some of the horrific shit that i have done to the fucking commie towelheads so that you could live in the in the safety of the greatest democracy in the world. How do you thank me? by fighting about verbs and listening to galts lies about sorority houses. we all know that he is sitting home by himself crying and watching reruns of felicity.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!








oh...i almost forgot....arpi and ken suck.

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  Fear not, members!!!
Posted by: Danked - 01-30-2004, 03:08 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (43)

Gonzostyle has returned!

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  an inspirational story on the today show
Posted by: HedCold - 01-30-2004, 12:02 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (16)

so touching!

i'm only going to leave it up for a little while, so after it gets taken down whoever dled it can share

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  Dead Whale Explodes, Stops Traffic for Hours
Posted by: The Jays - 01-29-2004, 10:31 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (6)

Quote:Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes
Taiwanese street, shops showered after gases built up inside

Taiwan Apple Daily via Reuters
Blood and guts litter this street in Tainan, Taiwan, after decomposing organs in the sperm whale in background caused it to explode.
MSNBC staff and news service reports
Updated: 11:48 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2004TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

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The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.
Taiwan Apple Daily via Reuters
The sperm whale was being carried by truck through Tainan.
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The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

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  Aruba
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 01-29-2004, 08:49 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (176)

Has anyone gone before? Can you offer reccommendations on where to stay? Good vacation packages, etc?

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  movie help
Posted by: Arpikarhu - 01-29-2004, 06:43 PM - Forum: Über Geek Zone - Replies (14)

so i downloaded this: [md]lotr-return of the king-ts-logistic.divx_xtech

how do i now make it a watchable movie. when i try to play it in media player its just a blank screen.
i have downloaded some other movies and the same thing happens.

i tried reading the other movie thread in this forum and had no comprehension
where should i go for movies? what do i need to know?
i tried newsgroups but there is nothing there.

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  amusing
Posted by: diceisgod - 01-29-2004, 05:06 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (3)

sdfgsdfs

More zany clips here: OfficeClips.com

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  I have accumulated 11 pounds
Posted by: Bloody Anus - 01-29-2004, 03:53 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (26)

of change over the past 2+ years. I will now count it all up, get it cashed out, and put it all on Carolina getting 6.5

So how much money do you think 11 pounds of change is? Whoever comes closest without going over gets a prize!


Oh, in addition to the normal pennies/nickels/dimes/quarters, I have several half-dollars and a few silver dollars as well. Be sure to take this into careful consideration while making your choice.

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  All that time Gonzo's spent over there...
Posted by: Danked - 01-29-2004, 03:37 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (54)

he's gotta be somewhat... tainted.

When he does come crawling back, do we even want him? Yeesh...

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  The Company I Keep
Posted by: The Jays - 01-29-2004, 07:30 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (42)

Quote:GonzoStyle Administrator Sat Jan. 12, 2002 20000
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