Well it's no secret that pickins have been slim this year but can't complain, since we have been "dying" for about 4 years now. The reasons that the noominees were slimmer this year is because of the fact that unlike in past years, we dont have 8 mods. In the past we'd all nominate 4 or 5 picks for each category and the top 5 would be the nominees. This year since theres only 4 admins, I chose to have everyone just make one pick each. Unfortunatly in most categories, we didnt get the full 4 so it was even slimmer.

anyway, here are the results from this year.

Worst Poster:
Winner - Funsnapsdyno (13)
runner up - kenspen (7)
close race but snaps pulled it out

Past winners:
2005 - Star-Child
2004 - Gooch
2003 - Gooch

Most Improved:
winner - Hoon (16)
runner up - Gooch (4)
A complete blow out, never even close.

Past winners:
2005- Mad
2004- Sir O
2003- The Jays

Fall from grace:
Winner - keyser (13)
runner up - Crxgirl (8)
Crx made a run at the end but keysers penis comes out on top

Past winners:
2005 - IrishAlkey
2004 - No winner
2003 - Arpikarhu

Lifetime Achievement:
winner - DIG - (10)
runner up - Bloody Anus (7)
a close contest with BA gaining the early lead but DIG pulled out the win

Past winners:
2005 - jack

Poster of the year:
winner - gonzostyle (14)
runner up Galt - (4)
In a rematch of the very first awards back in 2002 when Galt beat gonzo, Gonzo and his ego were too much.

Past winners
2005 - HollywoodJewMoses
2004 - KeyserSoze
2003 - Galt

thread of the year:
winner - the galt/gonzo random childhood memories thread - (12)
runner up - why do you think? (3)
the top posters of the year provide the most entertaining thread of the year!

Past winners:
2005 - If this is the end then let me say (By: GonzoStyle)
2004 - Grumpy Gillis (By: Galt)

view past award winners and categories on the wiki
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good times, heres to another year.

Wanted to share this as you open your winter pagan ritual of good will towards buying gifts and being good consumers. I shall be eating Chinese food and watching DVDs in Jew freedom.

Have the Texans ever beaten the Colts?
Have the Texans ever played a game in franchise history in which they didn't allow a sack?



Cite your sources

That talks have begun to merge yet another messageboard into the fold at CDIH. Negociations are nearly finalized for the purchase and tranfer of all posters and posts from the board soon to be formerly known as boredplanet.com.

Ever since I saw his myspace page, everytime I see this video Michael Sandecki reminds me of Jays.

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Final Category!!!!


<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=11045&start=0">so i was browsing myspace for whores </a>
Bizarro Sleeper

<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=12237&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=banned&start=0">Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......</a>
The thread that started the whole doors board invasion redux

<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=12422&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=">The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread</a>
A stroll down memory lane with adolescent sex encounters and garbage bags taped outside of windows

<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=11335&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=">Why Do You Think?</a>
CRX Implodes

pick your poison

Venus:
Peter O' Toole will get the best actor nod, and perhaps the Oscar this year. Basicially an old cranky man gets the hots for a young babe in this film.

Letters from Iwo Jima:
The better Clint Eastwood film this year than the substandard Flags of Our Fathers is this tale told from the Japanese point of view. Most are considering this a masterpiece.

Pan's Labyrinth:
Guillermo del Toro makes a gothic fairy tale set in the postwar Spain. A mix of horror, fantasy, and history.

Children of Men:
See our gritty bleak future in 27 years in this cross between War of the Worlds, Bladerunner and V for Vendetta.

The Good Shepard:
No Godfather of the CIA like the ads say, but still an engrossing tale of Cold War Mischief and the birth of the CIA directed by Booby D.

In no particular order:

1. Leave an upper decker in somebody’s toilet. I had the perfect opportunity to do this several years ago but unfortunately was unaware of what an upper decker was. The ideal situation would be to see the person’s reaction after they flush, but something of this magnitude probably warrants a shit and run.

2. Take a lie detector test. I am a phenomenal liar. It’s really fun sometimes to just lie for no apparent reason, with nothing at all to gain from it. I am very confident in my ability to pass a polygraph and am extremely curious to find out.

3. Play tetherball again. It’s been way too long.

4. Take 2-3 months off during a summer to drive around the country and see a MLB game in every stadium. I’ve only been to 3 stadiums, and that just will not suffice.

5. Experience every illegal drug at least once: peyote, LSD, heroin, PCP, meth, crack, cocaine

6. Be tortured for information. I’ve always maintained that I have a very strong pain tolerance, but I can never be truly sure how strong until forced into such an extreme situation. I am very intrigued to see just how much pain I’d be able to endure. Plus, it would be a big confidence boost knowing that I am harboring information that is THAT important to somebody.

7. Take a shit in a urinal. Not just a little turd but a huge, full blown haven’t shit in 3 days, t-rex sized shit. Again, people’s reactions are the best part of any shit crime, none more so than the urinal shit. In a perfect world I’d set a small camera up. Those who laugh hysterically are people to hang out with. Those that are disgusted or, worse yet, try to flush it, should be destroyed. Something like that happens so infrequently that it needs to be shared with others. There is no worse act man can do than prevent others from seeing shit in a urinal. Now that I think about it, seeing shit in a urinal would probably be just as satisfying (and less risky) as actually performing the shit.

8. Go to space. Not for very long, and not so much to explore other planets or anything like that. But to just see the entire Earth with your own 2 eyes I imagine is a pretty humbling experience.

9. Kill a man. This could easily be split apart into their own categories as there are many ways to accomplish this. Beating someone to death with my bare hands, decapitation, snapping a neck, shotgun to the face, slitting a throat, etc. Not only would killing someone be tremendously cathartic, it would be a great learning experience. One that everybody should have the chance to have. On a similar note, I would like to see if I can plan out and execute a perfect murder without ever being caught. Ultimately, this is where #2 would come into play.

10. Be involved in a natural disaster. Hurricane, tornado, earthquake, tsunami, volcanic eruption, avalanche, blizzard, whatever. Bring it on, they look like loads of fun! I’d be hard pressed to think of a more exciting event a human can partake in.